[quote]pushmepullme wrote:
Fact 61: Kevinm1 didn’t read this thread before posting.[/quote]
Damn straight
[quote]farmerson12 wrote:
[quote]ucallthatbass wrote:
[quote]farmerson12 wrote:
[quote]ucallthatbass wrote:
Fact #C: this thread sucks[/quote]
Fact #3: ucallthatbass is a dumbass because,
A: he goes from Fact 2: to Fact C: and he puts a # before C. Double dumbass. ;)[/quote]
Fact 10^6: bases feelings are hurt :([/quote]
Feel better?[/quote]
indeed…FACT 63: lost was my favorite show!!
Fact 64: Tree houses are awesome!
Fact 65: Taken less than 3 shits a day will lead to a serious case of ghey.
[quote]spiderman739 wrote:
Fact 65: Taken less than 3 shits a day will lead to a serious case of ghey.[/quote]
Maybe but more than 3 is whole lot of time with your hand up your ass.
[quote]four60 wrote:
[quote]spiderman739 wrote:
Fact 65: Taken less than 3 shits a day will lead to a serious case of ghey.[/quote]
Maybe but more than 3 is whole lot of time with your hand up your ass.[/quote]
Fact 66: People who can get their hand up their ass have more to worry about than catching a serious case of ghey.
FAct 67 - the playing of Vidya games can lead one on a less-than-manly path in life.
Fact 68: Bill Brasky is afraid to look at or fuck with Rouge Vampire
Fact 69: The square root of 69 is 8 something.
Fact 70: With enough force, you can cut your finger off with just about anything.
Fact 71: It is actually possible to break your dick.
[quote]pat wrote:
Fact 70: With enough force, you can cut your finger off with just about anything.[/quote]
falsehood - can you cut it with a banana?
Fact 72: Kermit the frog’s middle finger smells like miss piggy
Fact 73: Bird farts smell like worms.
[quote]Edgy wrote:
[quote]pat wrote:
Fact 70: With enough force, you can cut your finger off with just about anything.[/quote]
falsehood - can you cut it with a banana?[/quote]
If you could accelerate it to say about 2000 m/s, shit yes, no problem…The key word is ‘force’.
If you jump in to a pool from a diving board you splash gently in to the water. If you jump from the Golden gate bridge, it dismembers you and kills you when you hit the water.
[quote]CAP1015 wrote:
Fact 72: Kermit the frog’s middle finger smells like miss piggy
Fact 73: Bird farts smell like worms.[/quote]
How did you verify Fact 72?
[quote]pat wrote:
[quote]Edgy wrote:
[quote]pat wrote:
Fact 70: With enough force, you can cut your finger off with just about anything.[/quote]
falsehood - can you cut it with a banana?[/quote]
If you could accelerate it to say about 2000 m/s, shit yes, no problem…The key word is ‘force’.
If you jump in to a pool from a diving board you splash gently in to the water. If you jump from the Golden gate bridge, it dismembers you and kills you when you hit the water. [/quote]
Thank you for the clarification. I stand corrected and remove the post of ‘falsehood’.
carry on~
[quote]Iron Dwarf wrote:
[quote]Chris Colucci wrote:
Fact 55: Subtlety is lost on Angry Chicken. ;)[/quote]
Fact 56: Rub it in when necessary.
[/quote]
Yeah, I’m about as subtle as a kick in the crotch! LOL
[quote]CAP1015 wrote:
Fact 72: Kermit the frog’s middle finger smells like miss piggy
[/quote]
But what does miss piggy’s finger smell like? Or is Kermit taking more than three shits a day and sticking his hand up there? Looks like 460’s hand was up there… LMAO
[quote]angry chicken wrote:
[quote]CAP1015 wrote:
Fact 72: Kermit the frog’s middle finger smells like miss piggy
[/quote]
But what does miss piggy’s finger smell like? Or is Kermit taking more than three shits a day and sticking his hand up there? Looks like 460’s hand was up there… LMAO[/quote]
HA, I got some big mutha fuckin hands 2.
Winna winna poke chop dinna
Fact #74:
Posing with your Significant Other, Fiance, Wife, Girlfriend, etc. into your AVI is prima facie evidence that you were waiting in line to be pussy whipped and you just finally made it to the front of the line.
Fact #75:
Now that you’re “hyooge” no one ever steps to you any more or looks your way (the wrong way) because big muscles makes you tougher. You will never be picked on again!