Known Facts of Life

Fact 36: Beer is proof that god loves us and wants us to be happy.

[quote]gregron wrote:
fact 23: big guys in the gym generally don’t know what they’re talking about because its just natural and they were always big.[/quote]

Clause: only valid when they decide to actually prove they know close to nothing about training.

Fact 48: You take the good, you take the bad, you take them both, and there you have the facts of life.

Fact 49: There’s a time you got to go and show you’re growin’. Now you know about the facts of life.

Fact 50: When the world never seems to be livin’ up to your dreams, and suddenly you’re finding out the facts of life are all about you.

Fact 51: It takes a lot to get 'em right when you’re learning the facts of life.

Fact 52 ; Its impossible to concentrate with a raging wood


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FACT 53: DAMN!!!

And I wouldn’t even care if she left the above…as long as she showered after…and it wasn’t my house.

[quote]four60 wrote:
FACT 53: DAMN!!!

And I wouldn’t even care if she left the above…as long as she showered after…and it wasn’t my house.[/quote]

LOL!

Fact 54: you guys either A) all suck for letting this get to the third page without this or B) I’m an old fucker and most of you don’t remember…

[quote]angry chicken wrote:
Fact 54: you guys either A) all suck for letting this get to the third page without this or B) I’m an old fucker and most of you don’t remember…

Check fact 48. haha

[quote]angry chicken wrote:
Fact 54: you guys either A) all suck for letting this get to the third page without this or B) I’m an old fucker and most of you don’t remember…
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Sorry AC, but Colucci already did it justice in an artistic way. ^^^

You’re TOO obvious, mate!

EDIT: Damn, 460! Now I look like the loser! lol

Fact 55: Subtlety is lost on Angry Chicken. :wink:

[quote]Chris Colucci wrote:
Fact 55: Subtlety is lost on Angry Chicken. ;)[/quote]

Fact 56: Rub it in when necessary.

[quote]Iron Dwarf wrote:

[quote]angry chicken wrote:
Fact 54: you guys either A) all suck for letting this get to the third page without this or B) I’m an old fucker and most of you don’t remember…
[/quote]

Sorry AC, but Colucci already did it justice in an artistic way. ^^^

You’re TOO obvious, mate!

EDIT: Damn, 460! Now I look like the loser! lol
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MMUUUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA…

Fact 15 is bullshit!

[quote]pat wrote:
Fact 57: Fact 15 is bullshit![/quote]

Fact 58: fixed that for you

Fact 59 - Dwarfs smell like cookies

Fact 60: I love lamp

Fact 61: Kevinm1 didn’t read this thread before posting.

[quote]Edgy wrote:
Fact 59 - Dwarfs smell like cookies[/quote]

Fact 62: Only because Keebler employs us.