Fact #76
Two angry unarmed dykes writhing in pain on the ground are tougher than one man and present a grave danger to your safety, even if you’re wielding a weapon or, even if you’re “hyoooge”.
(Angry dykes are unfamiliar with Fact #75.)
Fact #77
TheBodyguard’s posts take forever to show up because this place is only “irreverent” when it suits them.
Fact #78
Most of you started to lift weights because you got picked on or were not good at sports. And you still have not recovered from that trauma.
Fact 74: I didn’t even read this thread.
Fact #79
Amy Winehouse had a .416 BAC when she died.
Haha, Gregon, good job!
Fact#80(?) In order for a woman to become a lesbian she has to be attracted to women she can’t just decide to be a lesbian.
Fact#81: It sucks not being a lesbian.
Fact#82: There are no pics of beaver’s beavers found in google images!!!
wtf
[quote]TheBodyGuard wrote:
Fact #78
Most of you started to lift weights because you got picked on or were not good at sports. And you still have not recovered from that trauma. [/quote]
LOL, yeah you’re pretty dead-on in my particular case! <picks up HS Yearbook, scans for cool kids, flexes bicep, begins sobbing>
Fact#83 Dark Ninja is more dangerous than BG because her posts take longer to show up.
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Fact# ???: CH is damn DEAD ON about fact#83 
[quote]Charlie Horse wrote:
Fact#81: It sucks not being a lesbian.
[/quote]
Sure about that? Outside of porn, lesbo’s are typically groddy, fat, manly, and have a wallet with a chain. Hungry yet?
[quote]Charlie Horse wrote:
Fact#81: It sucks not being a lesbian.
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That’s a really odd thing to say and even more so in a thread titled known facts of life.
Fact #84: Today is my Birthday.
Happy Birthday to Me.
Fact #85: I’m wishing Christine a Happy Birthday in this fact.
[quote]SteelyD wrote:
Fact #85: I’m wishing Christine a Happy Birthday in this fact.[/quote]
Fact#86: A birthday boink is required. Spankings may be substituted in an emergency.
[quote]Yo Momma wrote:
[quote]SteelyD wrote:
Fact #85: I’m wishing Christine a Happy Birthday in this fact.[/quote]
Fact#86: A birthday boink is required. Spankings may be substituted in an emergency.[/quote]
Fact #87: Christine wants both, but will be getting neither.
Spending the weekend with family, and we don’t roll that way.
[quote]Christine wrote:
[quote]Yo Momma wrote:
[quote]SteelyD wrote:
Fact #85: I’m wishing Christine a Happy Birthday in this fact.[/quote]
Fact#86: A birthday boink is required. Spankings may be substituted in an emergency.[/quote]
Fact #87: Christine wants both, but will be getting neither.
Spending the weekend with family, and we don’t roll that way.[/quote]
Fact 88) “spank” “boink” Happy B Day!
[quote]Charlie Horse wrote:
Fact#83 Dark Ninja is more dangerous than BG because her posts take longer to show up.
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Yup.
Because somehow a “woman” manages to be a bigger pig than a man.