Known Facts of Life

Fact 32: Beavers are fucking awesome and the one in the fact above this is probably tasty as fuck grilled or stewed.

Fact 33: Mark Rippetoe is a fat self righteous turd

Fact 34 Everyone wants to eat my beaver!

Fact 33: Yellowtail sashimi is amazing when prepared right but when it’s not I want to stab myself in the face.

[quote]Charlie Horse wrote:
Fact 34 Everyone wants to eat my beaver![/quote]

:-))

Fact 34: Beavers are idiots. Why do they waste all that time building dams???

Fact 36 Some posters need to fix there fact numbers

[quote]Charlie Horse wrote:
Fact 36 Some posters need to fix there fact numbers[/quote]

oops…

Fact35: Dicks are Blind but can spot a Pussy a mile away.

Also good for Fact 48 & 49

Fact 35: Beaver dams are actually highly secure fortresses with only one place of entry under water.

Fact 39 Beavers build dams so they can build their homes.

Fact 37AsubF: Beaver/Yellowtail sushi roll would probably be delicious.

Fact 36: is Fact 36

Fact 38: Once Marked a Pussy a Dick must be forced to leave it alone.

Fact 42: You can currently assemble the highest end gaming computer possible with components costing a total of around 15k USD.

Fact 43: I just took a HUGE shit.

Fact 44: All Power lifter’s are fat.

Fact 45: All Bodybuilders are weak.

Fact 46; Greg just summarized two months of reading the forums. Nicely done Sir!

Fact 47: Fact 47 is recursive.