[quote]Vegita wrote:
You could then put a micro brew in the back and make your own beer. Possible bar and beer names would be, “Turtle Guts”, “Turtle Juice”, “The Tortise and the Hare of the dog”, “I Hate Turtles” and of course the always popular, “Turtle Piss Ale/ Alehouse”
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I was in Amsterdam a few years back and ate in a Zimbabwean restaurant where they served a Zimbabwean beer in gourds that had been halved. I think some sort of turtle-derived brew (whether in name only or actual ingredients) served in the shells of fallen turtles would be a hit.
[quote]Vegita wrote:
You could then put a micro brew in the back and make your own beer. Possible bar and beer names would be, “Turtle Guts”, “Turtle Juice”, “The Tortise and the Hare of the dog”, “I Hate Turtles” and of course the always popular, “Turtle Piss Ale/ Alehouse”
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I was in Amsterdam a few years back and ate in a Zimbabwean restaurant where they served a Zimbabwean beer in gourds that had been halved. I think some sort of turtle-derived brew (whether in name only or actual ingredients) served in the shells of fallen turtles would be a hit.
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Yea, but then you’d have to take them all with headshots. Kinda ups the skill involved, Also you might have to scale back to a high powered spring loaded pellet gun, to do as minimal damage to the shell as possible should you hit it.
[quote]bond james bond wrote:
I know this isn’t a hunting thread but since I have a few here I have a question.
The pond where I fish has a couple of beavers that are taking down all the trees that surround the pond, this sucks. My buddie wants to take them down with a .22 magnum rifle. I’m worried if he missed the shot the bullit will skip of the surface of the water and carry over to the surrounding houses that are about a quater mile away. I doubht it will make it through the surrounding bush but one in a million right?
Ontario is lousy with beavers right now and are considered a nuisance. [/quote]
You are right, a 22 mag has a wicked trajectory and will travel quite far. Much better to use a heavier slug with less velocity, maybe even a shotgun slug or maybe a #2 shot. Never killed a beaver but have they tried trapping them?
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We have raccon traps but this beaver is fucking huge and I don’t think it’s big enough. Maybe we’ll look into finding a spring trap or whatever they’re called. If we go shooting off a shotgun I’m afraid someone might call the cops.
[quote]Vegita wrote:
You could then put a micro brew in the back and make your own beer. Possible bar and beer names would be, “Turtle Guts”, “Turtle Juice”, “The Tortise and the Hare of the dog”, “I Hate Turtles” and of course the always popular, “Turtle Piss Ale/ Alehouse”
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I was in Amsterdam a few years back and ate in a Zimbabwean restaurant where they served a Zimbabwean beer in gourds that had been halved. I think some sort of turtle-derived brew (whether in name only or actual ingredients) served in the shells of fallen turtles would be a hit.
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Yea, but then you’d have to take them all with headshots. Kinda ups the skill involved, Also you might have to scale back to a high powered spring loaded pellet gun, to do as minimal damage to the shell as possible should you hit it.
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Or just breed 'em. But don’t tell anyone, especially Dustin… he’d be upset and protest my diner/bar and then PETA would be all over my ass and my fur wearing customers would quit coming in, forcing me to close my doors and return to the fields to pop turtles the old fashioned way.
[quote]Vegita wrote:
You could then put a micro brew in the back and make your own beer. Possible bar and beer names would be, “Turtle Guts”, “Turtle Juice”, “The Tortise and the Hare of the dog”, “I Hate Turtles” and of course the always popular, “Turtle Piss Ale/ Alehouse”
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I was in Amsterdam a few years back and ate in a Zimbabwean restaurant where they served a Zimbabwean beer in gourds that had been halved. I think some sort of turtle-derived brew (whether in name only or actual ingredients) served in the shells of fallen turtles would be a hit.
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Yea, but then you’d have to take them all with headshots. Kinda ups the skill involved, Also you might have to scale back to a high powered spring loaded pellet gun, to do as minimal damage to the shell as possible should you hit it.
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Or just breed 'em. But don’t tell anyone, especially Dustin… he’d be upset and protest my diner/bar and then PETA would be all over my ass and my fur wearing customers would quit coming in, forcing me to close my doors and return to the fields to pop turtles the old fashioned way.[/quote]
What do you think about filling a turtle shell with peanut butter or jello as a subsitute for a fleshlight? Now I’m just thinking about the economic side of killing turtles.
[quote]DBCooper wrote:
My buddy had had a little too much to drink and was trying to get me to shoot his GF’s dog, but who the fuck does that?
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who cares, its just a fucking dog[/quote]
Yes, numb-nuts, everyone here is aware of how angry a little man you are.[/quote]
I’VE GOT A LIVE ONE !!!
that comment was about 70% sarcastic, I don’t like dogs, but I wouldn’t shoot one unless I had a decent reason
Turtles are awesome because they come in their own soup bowl. In other news I walked into a retirement home and challenged them all to a fight a la Bruce Lee, my fists still smell like poligrip.
What do you think about filling a turtle shell with peanut butter or jello as a subsitute for a fleshlight? Now I’m just thinking about the economic side of killing turtles.
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Not my thing, friend. I draw the line at bestiality. Turtle shell bikinis on busty blondes, though? That I will gladly sponsor.
[quote]Rev1911 wrote:
So a buddy of mine called me up today and asked if I wanted to go up to his dad’s farm and shoot stuff. “Absolutely”, I said. On the way out there he told me his wife of 3 years is leaving him 'cuz being married “just isn’t fun anymore”. Needless to say, she’s an awful person anyway and he’ll be way better off w/o her.
Anyway, we spent the day popping turtles in the creek and plugging squirrels and anything else that moved. I almost bagged a crane that flew by but apparently they’re endangered in Indiana. Took a few pistols, an AR, a M1A Scout, and an 870. Had a blast. The joy that comes from spraying turtle guts 12ft in the air is hard to describe. Nothing quite like sitting on the river bank waiting for the little fellers to come up for air and blowin’ 'em to smithereens with a high-powered rifle.
This thread is for anyone who shares enthusiasm for roaming fields and shooting stuff.
Not cool! Shooting animals just to shoot them is lame. I live by the rule, whatever you kill you must eat. I’ve been a hunter for several years.
What do you think about filling a turtle shell with peanut butter or jello as a subsitute for a fleshlight? Now I’m just thinking about the economic side of killing turtles.
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Not my thing, friend. I draw the line at bestiality. Turtle shell bikinis on busty blondes, though? That I will gladly sponsor. [/quote]
Haha I just actually made a post about Necrobestiality on mine and theUofH’s website. I agree, either one alone is fine, but combined it crosses a line.
What do you think about filling a turtle shell with peanut butter or jello as a subsitute for a fleshlight? Now I’m just thinking about the economic side of killing turtles.
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Not my thing, friend. I draw the line at bestiality. Turtle shell bikinis on busty blondes, though? That I will gladly sponsor. [/quote]
Does it count as bestiality if the animal is already dead? Because if it doesn’t, you may well have stumbled upon a new sub-genre of porn here: fucking dead animals. I like it. The only thing better would be fucking a live animal and then blowing its brains out with my .500 Magnum/Pocket Death Star right when you cum.
I love hunting and have no problem shooting animals in hunting season, but shooting at cranes? i could shoot rats all day, groundhogs, or actual pests no problems, but turtles?
You sound like a dick,and maybe your buddy is getting a divorce for the same reason.
