[quote]bond james bond wrote:
I would enjoy shootin’ rabbits that are a pain in the ass over turtles. I can’t shoot for shit but my wife is a crack shot…this is why I don’t own guns lol.
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This, in .454 Casull. No more bear problem.[/quote]
That gun’s for fags. This is what I got! The baddest-ass handgun on the planet. The Smith and Wesson .500 Magnum with an 8 3/8" barrel! 350 grain bullets at 2000ft per sec. Ported barrel, less kick than a .44 Magnum (which may as well be a cap gun compared to this beast). It’s like hunting with the Death Star!
This thing’ll drop a fucking blue whale with one shot at 200 yards! It’ll turn a bear into a fucking turkey pot pie! It’ll stop a charging elephant on a dime! Nothing stands a chance against this thing. It’ll suck your dick![/quote]
I have both the 500 and the 460 S&W. There is no one more turbo manly than me.
What do you think about filling a turtle shell with peanut butter or jello as a subsitute for a fleshlight? Now I’m just thinking about the economic side of killing turtles.
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Not my thing, friend. I draw the line at bestiality. Turtle shell bikinis on busty blondes, though? That I will gladly sponsor. [/quote]
Does it count as bestiality if the animal is already dead? Because if it doesn’t, you may well have stumbled upon a new sub-genre of porn here: fucking dead animals. I like it. The only thing better would be fucking a live animal and then blowing its brains out with my .500 Magnum/Pocket Death Star right when you cum.[/quote]
A friend of mine works at one of the bad boy school prisons. He had an inmate that liked to have sex with road kill. He wasn’t the most normal kid. dead squirrel or ground hog on the side of the road was just his speed.
[quote]bond james bond wrote:
I would enjoy shootin’ rabbits that are a pain in the ass over turtles. I can’t shoot for shit but my wife is a crack shot…this is why I don’t own guns lol.
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This, in .454 Casull. No more bear problem.[/quote]
That gun’s for fags. This is what I got! The baddest-ass handgun on the planet. The Smith and Wesson .500 Magnum with an 8 3/8" barrel! 350 grain bullets at 2000ft per sec. Ported barrel, less kick than a .44 Magnum (which may as well be a cap gun compared to this beast). It’s like hunting with the Death Star!
This thing’ll drop a fucking blue whale with one shot at 200 yards! It’ll turn a bear into a fucking turkey pot pie! It’ll stop a charging elephant on a dime! Nothing stands a chance against this thing. It’ll suck your dick![/quote]
I have both the 500 and the 460 S&W. There is no one more turbo manly than me.[/quote]
Oh yeah? Well I go to work in a motherfucking X-Wing! How about that?