KerleyQ is Blowing Up!

The Kerley went down to Georgia, he was looking for a soul to steal.
He was in a bind ‘cos he was way behind: he was willin’ to make a deal.
When he came across this young man sawin’ on a fiddle and playin’ it hot.
And the Kerley jumped upon a hickory stump and said: "Boy let me tell you what:
"I bet you didn’t know it, but I’m a fiddle player too.
"And if you’d care to take a dare, I’ll make a bet with you.
"Now you play a pretty good fiddle, boy, but give the Kerley his due:
“I bet a fiddle of gold against your soul, 'cos I think I’m better than you.”
The boy said: "My name’s Johnny and it might be a sin,
“But I’ll take your bet, your gonna regret, 'cos I’m the best that’s ever been.”

Johnny you rosin up your bow and play your fiddle hard.
'Cos hells broke loose in Georgia and the Kerley deals it hard.
And if you win you get this shiny fiddle made of gold.
But if you lose, the Kerley gets your soul.

The Kerley opened up his case and he said: “I’ll start this show.”
And fire flew from his fingertips as he resined up his bow.
And he pulled the bow across his strings and it made an evil hiss.
Then a band of demons joined in and it sounded something like this.
When the Kerley finished, Johnny said: "Well you’re pretty good ol’ son.
“But if you’ll sit down in that chair, right there, and let me show you how its done.”

Fire on the moun, run boys, run.
The Kerley’s in the house of the risin’ sun.
Chicken in the bread pin, pickin’ out dough.
“Granny, does your dog bite?”
“No, child, no.”

The Kerley bowed his head because he knew that he’d been beat.
He laid that golden fiddle on the ground at Johnny’s feet.
Johnny said: "Kerley just come on back if you ever want to try again.
“I told you once, you son of a bitch, I’m the best that’s ever been.”

And he played fire on the mount, run boys, run.
The Kerley’s in the house of the risin’ sun.
Chicken in the bread pin pickin’ out dough.
“Granny, does your dog bite?”
“No, child, no.”

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KerleyQ was big and tall
Lined a hundred whores up against a wall.
Fucked 98 till his balls turned blue,
Stood up shook it off then fucked the other two.

KerleyQ, hero of song and story!
KerleyQ, winner of ancient glory!
Fighting for the right,
fighting with his might;
With the strength of 1,000 Ordinary men!

KerleyQ, people are safe when near him!
KerleyQ, only the evil fear him!
Softness in his eyes,
Iron in his thighs;
Virtue in his heart,
Fire in every part of
The Mighty KerleyQ!

[quote]ritzgooch23 wrote:
What’s funny is the first responder to the post…Kerley. 3 minutes after, right on…KerleyQ[/quote]

you think its weird that a thread gets made about me cause i’m a post whore and i post in it?

[quote]Kerley wrote:

[quote]ritzgooch23 wrote:
What’s funny is the first responder to the post…Kerley. 3 minutes after, right on…KerleyQ[/quote]

you think its weird that a thread gets made about me cause i’m a post whore and i post in it?[/quote]

^ hey andy, lets party?

[quote]Kerley wrote:
^ hey andy, lets party?[/quote]
I’m soo down!

http://images.t-nation.com/forum_images/f/3/f3003_ORIG-boobLMAO.gif

But only if I get to wear my favorite party underwear!

[quote]Kerley wrote:

[quote]ritzgooch23 wrote:
What’s funny is the first responder to the post…Kerley. 3 minutes after, right on…KerleyQ[/quote]

you think its weird that a thread gets made about me cause i’m a post whore and i post in it?[/quote]

No it just proved that u obviously have no life. Was I not clear? Does u urgently responding to a post, making fun of ur obnoxious post frequency, not make sense?. Smooth tho, I like that.

^ Dat. Ass.

[quote]Kerley wrote:

[quote]B-Man wrote:
Good times spent with kerley rick’rollin each other.[/quote]

i always think of umbrellas when i see you post :p[/quote]

mothafucker…leave grandpappy’s invention outta this…

[quote]B-Man wrote:

[quote]Kerley wrote:

[quote]B-Man wrote:
Good times spent with kerley rick’rollin each other.[/quote]

i always think of umbrellas when i see you post :p[/quote]

mothafucker…leave grandpappy’s invention outta this…[/quote]

Lol

[quote]ritzgooch23 wrote:

[quote]Kerley wrote:

[quote]ritzgooch23 wrote:
What’s funny is the first responder to the post…Kerley. 3 minutes after, right on…KerleyQ[/quote]

you think its weird that a thread gets made about me cause i’m a post whore and i post in it?[/quote]

No it just proved that u obviously have no life. Was I not clear? Does u urgently responding to a post, making fun of ur obnoxious post frequency, not make sense?. Smooth tho, I like that.[/quote]

You’re retarted and completely irrelephant.

[quote]ritzgooch23 wrote:

[quote]Kerley wrote:

[quote]ritzgooch23 wrote:
What’s funny is the first responder to the post…Kerley. 3 minutes after, right on…KerleyQ[/quote]

you think its weird that a thread gets made about me cause i’m a post whore and i post in it?[/quote]

No it just proved that u obviously have no life. Was I not clear? Does u urgently responding to a post, making fun of ur obnoxious post frequency, not make sense?. Smooth tho, I like that.[/quote]

wait, so you have this ability to tell what i do in my life by how i post on T-Nation, AMAZING! hey keep the facebook spelling in facebook this is T-Nation where only retards spell Your like that. STFU and GTFO.

^Relax, Suze, I handled it.

I tried to make a Wikipedia page for KerlyQ, it was too confusing so instead I just watched some porn.

But seriously has anyone tried to make a Wikipedia or Wiktionary page? Shit’s confusing.

[quote]Kerley wrote:

[quote]ritzgooch23 wrote:

[quote]Kerley wrote:

[quote]ritzgooch23 wrote:
What’s funny is the first responder to the post…Kerley. 3 minutes after, right on…KerleyQ[/quote]

you think its weird that a thread gets made about me cause i’m a post whore and i post in it?[/quote]

No it just proved that u obviously have no life. Was I not clear? Does u urgently responding to a post, making fun of ur obnoxious post frequency, not make sense?. Smooth tho, I like that.[/quote]

wait, so you have this ability to tell what i do in my life by how i post on T-Nation, AMAZING! hey keep the facebook spelling in facebook this is T-Nation where only retards spell Your like that. STFU and GTFO.[/quote]

Kerley has a point here. Here’s a list of things you can tell about a person by the way they post:

  1. Sexual preference
  2. T-levels
  3. BF %
  4. Whether they think cats are funny or not
  5. Their shoe size
  6. If they were breast fead for far too long
    7.training intensity
  7. Whether they have a gf or not
  8. If they’ve ever had a girlfriend
  9. If their only gf was imaginary.

Things you cannot tell about a person by the way they post:

  1. Whether or not they have a life

Making a post that goes against these rules proves:

  1. You’re a flaming homosexual
  2. Your t-levels are rivaled only by little school girls
  3. You are around 82.3 % bodfy fat
  4. You find cats intimidating yet have the strange desire to touch them innappropriately
  5. You don’t wear shoes but rather balet slippers with knee high straps, size 2
  6. You think you are being breast fead but no one has ever explained that it isn’t a breast your creepy neighbors is having you suck on and that sure as hell isn’t milk you’re swallowing.
  7. You train like a preschool girl
    8.You don’t have a gf but you take your mom out on valentines day so its all good
    9.your mom has always been your only gf.
  8. Even imaginary girls don’t like you

You see how that works?? I hope this clarifies things a bit

I don’t get why someone would come into a light-hearted thread like this and seriously try to flame someone … especially someone who usually posts light-heartedly. I bust Susie’s balls a lot, but he’s a good minch. That’s like seriously debating the cinematic integrity of New Moon…

ritz, tits or gtfo!!!

[quote]polo77j wrote:
I don’t get why someone would come into a light-hearted thread like this and seriously try to flame someone … especially someone who usually posts light-heartedly. I bust Susie’s balls a lot, but he’s a good minch. That’s like seriously debating the cinematic integrity of New Moon…

ritz, tits or gtfo!!![/quote]

Have you seen that guys performance photos thread? He’s a wannabe gangsta. He’s a joke. One of the many laughing stocks of T-Nation. 'Nuff Said.

[quote]polo77j wrote:
I don’t get why someone would come into a light-hearted thread like this and seriously try to flame someone … especially someone who usually posts light-heartedly. I bust Susie’s balls a lot, but he’s a good minch. That’s like seriously debating the cinematic integrity of New Moon…

ritz, tits or gtfo!!![/quote]

Wait, you aren’t knocking new moon here are you? Cause it seems like you might be, but I know you wouldn’t… You wouldn’t right? Vampires, Werewolves and hawt abs… What else could there be IN a movie.

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