Totally got a raging Kerley right now…
Good times spent with kerley rick’rollin each other.
Bumpin the Kerley thread cause his name is just that fucking cool . Kerley, Kerley, Kerley…
[quote]RichieDC wrote:
O M G!!![/quote]
LOL
rick rolling? its kerley rolling my man.
You should feel lucky. The only time anyone made a kerley about me it lasted about 3 posts and fell by the wayside.
True story.
[quote]LankyMofo wrote:
You should feel lucky. The only time anyone made a kerley about me it lasted about 3 posts and fell by the wayside.
True story.[/quote]
so, out of feelings of rejection you decided to make an epic thread about someone else who is less deserving of an epic thread and it works …
[quote]B-Man wrote:
Good times spent with kerley rick’rollin each other.[/quote]
i always think of umbrellas when i see you post 
[quote]LankyMofo wrote:
You should feel lucky. The only time anyone made a kerley about me it lasted about 3 posts and fell by the wayside.
True story.[/quote]
That’s what you get for plagiarism. Preemptive karma.
[quote]polo77j wrote:
[quote]LankyMofo wrote:
You should feel lucky. The only time anyone made a kerley about me it lasted about 3 posts and fell by the wayside.
True story.[/quote]
so, out of feelings of rejection you decided to make an epic thread about someone else who is less deserving of an epic thread and it works … [/quote]
hows your epilepsy?
[quote]BJack wrote:
[quote]dollarbill44 wrote:
"I suddenly beheld the figure of a man, at some distance, advancing towards me with superhuman speed. He bounded over the crevices in the ice, among which I had walked with caution; his stature, also, as he approached, seemed to exceed that of man. I was troubled: a mist came over my eyes, and I felt a faintness seize me; but I was quickly restored by the cold gale of the mountains. I perceived, as the shape came nearer (sight tremendous and abhorred!) that it was the wretch whom I had created.
I trembled with rage and horror, resolving to wait his approach, and then close with him in mortal combat. He approached; his countenance bespoke bitter anguish, combined with disdain and malignity, while its unearthly ugliness rendered it almost too horrible for human eyes. But I scarcely observed this; rage and hatred had at first deprived me of utterance, and I recovered only to overwhelm him with words expressive of furious detestation and contempt.
“Kerley,” I exclaimed, “do you dare approach me? and do not you fear the fierce vengeance of my arm wreaked on your miserable head? Begone, vile insect! or rather, stay, that I may trample you to dust! and, oh! that I could, with the extinction of your miserable existence, restore those victims whom you have so diabolically murdered!” [/quote]
Kerlenstein?[/quote]
Correct.
What’s funny is the first responder to the post…Kerley. 3 minutes after, right on…KerleyQ
Go, KerelyQ,
Stir up the Athenian youth to merriments;
Awake the pert and nimble spirit of mirth;
Turn melancholy forth to funerals;
The pale companion is not for our pomp.
[quote]dollarbill44 wrote:
Go, KerelyQ,
Stir up the Athenian youth to merriments;
Awake the pert and nimble spirit of mirth;
Turn melancholy forth to funerals;
The pale companion is not for our pomp.[/quote]
aww, ya got there before me…
^ just awake? Lol
And Jove said, "My child, what are you talking about? How can I forget Ulysses than whom there is no more capable man on earth, nor more liberal in his offerings to the immortal gods that live in heaven? Bear in mind, however, that Neptune is still furious with Ulysses for having blinded an eye of KerleyQ, king of the Cyclopes. KerleyQ is son to Neptune by the nymph Thoosa, daughter to the sea-king Phorcys; therefore though he will not kill Ulysses outright, he torments him by preventing him from getting home. Still, let us lay our heads together and see how we can help him to return; Neptune will then be pacified, for if we are all of a mind he can hardly stand out against us.
Mr. Kerley, what went down in your head
(Oh) Mr. Kerley, did you talk to the dead
Your lifestyle to me seems so tragic
With the thrill of it all
You fooled all the people with magic
(Yeah)You waited on Satan’s call
Mr. Charming, did you think you were pure
Mr. Alarming, in nocturnal rapport
Uncovering things that were sacred, manifest on this earth
(Oh)Conceived in the eye of a secret
Yeah, they scattered the afterbirth
Mr. Kerley, won’t you ride my white horse?
Mr. Kerley, it’s symbolic of course
Approaching a time that is classic
I hear that maidens call
Approaching a time that is drastic
Standing with their backs to the wall
Was it polemically sent?
I wanna know what you meant
I wanna know
I wanna know what you meant, yeah!
We’re no strangers to love
You know the rules and so do I
A full commitment’s what I’m thinking of
You wouldn’t get this from any other guy
I just wanna tell you how I’m feeling
Gotta make you understand
CHORUS
Never gonna kerl you up,
Never gonna kerl you down,
Never gonna kerl around and desert you,
Never gonna make you cry,
Never gonna say good bye,
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
This is my Kerley,
This is my gun,
This is for Kerling,
This is for fun!