KerleyQ is Blowing Up!

When the Lamb opened the fourth seal, I heard the voice of the fourth living creature say, “Come!” I looked, and there before me was a pale horse! Its rider was named Death, and KerleyQ was following close behind him. They were given power over a fourth of the earth to kill by sword, famine and plague, and by the wild beasts of the earth.

[quote]LankyMofo wrote:
Hey, guys. kerleyQs, huh? Well, see ya later![/quote]

lankys just skulking about waiting for cock shots.

[quote]LankyMofo wrote:
Hey, guys. kerleyQs, huh? Well, see ya later![/quote]

Oops, one more peg down for kerley, fucked up an adam sandler movie quote sequence. Thats two in one day SusieQ, you may want to go take a nap, your slippin a little here. Once you get some noteriety, people start really critiquing your posts. You can either run with the big dogs or you can get the fuck back on the porch. :wink:

V

[quote]Vegita wrote:

[quote]LankyMofo wrote:
Hey, guys. kerleyQs, huh? Well, see ya later![/quote]

Oops, one more peg down for kerley, fucked up an adam sandler movie quote sequence. Thats two in one day SusieQ, you may want to go take a nap, your slippin a little here. Once you get some noteriety, people start really critiquing your posts. You can either run with the big dogs or you can get the fuck back on the porch. :wink:

V[/quote]

am tired okay!

[quote]Kerley wrote:

[quote]Vegita wrote:

[quote]LankyMofo wrote:
Hey, guys. kerleyQs, huh? Well, see ya later![/quote]

Oops, one more peg down for kerley, fucked up an adam sandler movie quote sequence. Thats two in one day SusieQ, you may want to go take a nap, your slippin a little here. Once you get some noteriety, people start really critiquing your posts. You can either run with the big dogs or you can get the fuck back on the porch. :wink:

V[/quote]

am tired okay![/quote]

Thats why I suggested the nap???

V

^

[quote]dollarbill44 wrote:
When the Lamb opened the fourth seal, I heard the voice of the fourth living creature say, “Come!” I looked, and there before me was a pale horse! Its rider was named Death, and KerleyQ was following close behind him. They were given power over a fourth of the earth to kill by sword, famine and plague, and by the wild beasts of the earth.[/quote]

your on a roll my man!

[quote]Kerley wrote:

[quote]dollarbill44 wrote:
When the Lamb opened the fourth seal, I heard the voice of the fourth living creature say, “Come!” I looked, and there before me was a pale horse! Its rider was named Death, and KerleyQ was following close behind him. They were given power over a fourth of the earth to kill by sword, famine and plague, and by the wild beasts of the earth.[/quote]

your on a roll my man![/quote]

Yea… all the Melville fans in the house are on the edge of their seats.

V

I had alot of fiber yesterday, woke up this morning and took a massive Kerley.

I was at the gym today and did some Kerley’s so my biceps can become hyyuuugggeeee.

My hair is not curly. Its Kerleyy.

So, earlier today, my friend was churning away in Vegita’s butt when he felt a sharp pain, pulled out, and on the end of his pecker was Kerley. What confounded him most was that Kerley had gotten inside the reservoir tip!

DB

[quote]dollarbill44 wrote:
So, earlier today, my friend was churning away in Vegita’s butt when he felt a sharp pain, pulled out, and on the end of his pecker was Kerley. What confounded him most was that Kerley had gotten inside the reservoir tip!

DB[/quote]

Riiiiight… Your “friend” … Riiiiight…

V

[quote]LankyMofo wrote:
Hey, guys. kerleyQs, huh? Well, see ya later![/quote]

Oh holy fuck that is funny.

[quote]dollarbill44 wrote:
"I suddenly beheld the figure of a man, at some distance, advancing towards me with superhuman speed. He bounded over the crevices in the ice, among which I had walked with caution; his stature, also, as he approached, seemed to exceed that of man. I was troubled: a mist came over my eyes, and I felt a faintness seize me; but I was quickly restored by the cold gale of the mountains. I perceived, as the shape came nearer (sight tremendous and abhorred!) that it was the wretch whom I had created.

I trembled with rage and horror, resolving to wait his approach, and then close with him in mortal combat. He approached; his countenance bespoke bitter anguish, combined with disdain and malignity, while its unearthly ugliness rendered it almost too horrible for human eyes. But I scarcely observed this; rage and hatred had at first deprived me of utterance, and I recovered only to overwhelm him with words expressive of furious detestation and contempt.

“Kerley,” I exclaimed, “do you dare approach me? and do not you fear the fierce vengeance of my arm wreaked on your miserable head? Begone, vile insect! or rather, stay, that I may trample you to dust! and, oh! that I could, with the extinction of your miserable existence, restore those victims whom you have so diabolically murdered!” [/quote]

Kerlenstein?

Let me tell you what kerleyQ is about. It’s all about a girl who digs a guy with a big dick. The entire thing. It’s a metaphor for big dicks. It’s all about this cooze who’s a regular fuck machine, I’m talking morning, day, night, afternoon, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick.

What I would like to know is who exactly this “Up” person is, I mean we start a thread about Kerley blowing him and I don’t think I have even met or know who this person is. So Kerley, who is this “up” person you are blowing?

V

[quote]Vegita wrote:
What I would like to know is who exactly this “Up” person is, I mean we start a thread about Kerley blowing him and I don’t think I have even met or know who this person is. So Kerley, who is this “up” person you are blowing?

V[/quote]

It’s me and he’s amazing.

^ Eeeew dude, now there’s Kerley everywhere! Wipe it off!

^No leave it! I kinda like seeing it everywhere!! =D

Wait we’re still talking about his posts, right??? eh…

^ No. You got some Kerley on your lip, Nasty McNasterson!