SusieQ actually looks like my little brother.
No shit. The first time I’ve seen his avatar I went post-hunting to check if it was my brother doing his trolling thang.
^your brother must be extremely handsome.
Just when he thought it was safe to put his feet up…
[quote]RichieDC wrote:
Just when he thought it was safe to put his feet up…[/quote]
why are you awake? you should be sleeping til like 4pm?
[quote]Kerley wrote:
[quote]RichieDC wrote:
Just when he thought it was safe to put his feet up…[/quote]
why are you awake? you should be sleeping til like 4pm?[/quote]
lol!!
You didnt sleep at all did you?
I got a few hrs but you been up since…umm I dunno, the 90’s?
It was that ass pic wasn’t it…you fap’d till around 9am and now you gotta clean it all up,
[quote]RichieDC wrote:
[quote]Kerley wrote:
[quote]RichieDC wrote:
Just when he thought it was safe to put his feet up…[/quote]
why are you awake? you should be sleeping til like 4pm?[/quote]
lol!!
You didnt sleep at all did you?
I got a few hrs but you been up since…umm I dunno, the 90’s?
It was that ass pic wasn’t it…you fap’d till around 9am and now you gotta clean it all up,
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Awww it got to about 5am and i just thought fuck this i aint going sleep.
few hours? if im up til 4am i sleep til 2-3pm the next day, or else i die!
no i was all faped out when you sent that. maybe later!
[quote]RichieDC wrote:
Just when he thought it was safe to put his feet up…[/quote]
Fuckin hilarious!!! Chuck Norris just got SusieQ’d
[quote]Kerley wrote:
Awww it got to about 5am and i just thought fuck this i aint going sleep.
few hours? if im up til 4am i sleep til 2-3pm the next day, or else i die!
no i was all faped out when you sent that. maybe later![/quote]
Maybe later? …I don’t get it?
As long as chicks have tit’s an ass, there’s no maybe about it. Let the fappage recommence… lol
[quote]RichieDC wrote:
[quote]Kerley wrote:
Awww it got to about 5am and i just thought fuck this i aint going sleep.
few hours? if im up til 4am i sleep til 2-3pm the next day, or else i die!
no i was all faped out when you sent that. maybe later![/quote]
Maybe later? …I don’t get it?
As long as chicks have tit’s an ass, there’s no maybe about it lol[/quote]
its maybe because ive takin care of myself more than once in the last few hours.
[quote]Carlitosway wrote:
I was eating tacos and enchiladas con “soda pop” and I was like “fuck wish I had some salsa”. Kerley popped out of no where from under the table handing me a jar of medium heat “Pace”[/quote]
Carlitosway added me on facebook and then asked me for cock shots, just saying.
[quote]BradTGIF wrote:
I KerleyQ’d 455 on deads tonight, rolled up on my toes at the top for some goddamned reason. Anyway, I dialed up my “pout” song (only the young by Journey) and plopped on the floor to sulk. When whattya know here comes Kerley with a fresh towel and some orange slices. He sat next to me, gave me half the orange, and said:
“We’ve all been there dude…”
and he stared off toward the back of the gym as a single tear descended down his cheek.
It was beautiful, especially with Steve Perry providing the backdrop[/quote]
Lmao, I don’t know why but your posts in this thread have been hysterical.
hey i got a Pulmonary edema and it turns out it was kerleyQ.
When asked a stupid question, i always reply: “Does a Kerley fap in the woods?”
I had a nightmare I was on elm street, and at first I thought it was Freddy, but then I realized it was actually KerlyKreuger.
[quote]chimera182 wrote:
I had a nightmare I was on elm street, and at first I thought it was Freddy, but then I realized it was actually KerlyKreuger.[/quote]
KerleyK?
[quote]BradTGIF wrote:
[quote]dollarbill44 wrote:
KerleyQ was born a poor black child.
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I know we’ve only known Kerley four weeks and three days, but to me it seems like nine weeks and five days. The first day seemed like a week and the second day seemed like five days. And the third day seemed like a week again and the fourth day seemed like eight days. And the fifth day Kerley went to see his mother and that seemed just like a day, and then Kerley came back and later on the sixth day, in the evening, when we saw him, that started seeming like two days, so in the evening it seemed like two days spilling over into the next day and that started seeming like four days, so at the end of the sixth day on into the seventh day, it seemed like a total of five days. And the sixth day seemed like a week and a half. I have it written down, but I can show it to you tomorrow if you want to see it. [/quote]
Nice.
“KerleyQ is coming up,” he said. “Come on hand. Please come on.”
The line rose slowly and steadily and then the surface of the ocean bulged ahead of the boat and Kerley came out. He came out unendingly and water poured from his sides. He was bright in the sun and his head and back were dark purple and in the sun the stripes on his sides showed wide and a light lavender. His sword was as long as a baseball bat and tapered like a rapier and he rose his full length from the water and then re-entered it, smoothly, like a diver and the old man saw the great scytheblade of his tail go under and the line commenced to race out.
“Kerley is two feet longer than the skiff,” the old man said. The line was going out fast but steadily and Kerley was not panicked. The old man was trying with both hands to keep the line just inside of breaking strength. He knew that if he could not slow Kerley with a steady pressure Kerley could take out all the line and break it.
He is a great Kerley and I must convince him, he thought. I must never let him learn his strength nor what he could do if he made his run. If I were him I would put in everything now and go until something broke.
But, thank God, he is not as intelligent as we who kill him; although he is more noble and more able.
DB
"I suddenly beheld the figure of a man, at some distance, advancing towards me with superhuman speed. He bounded over the crevices in the ice, among which I had walked with caution; his stature, also, as he approached, seemed to exceed that of man. I was troubled: a mist came over my eyes, and I felt a faintness seize me; but I was quickly restored by the cold gale of the mountains. I perceived, as the shape came nearer (sight tremendous and abhorred!) that it was the wretch whom I had created.
I trembled with rage and horror, resolving to wait his approach, and then close with him in mortal combat. He approached; his countenance bespoke bitter anguish, combined with disdain and malignity, while its unearthly ugliness rendered it almost too horrible for human eyes. But I scarcely observed this; rage and hatred had at first deprived me of utterance, and I recovered only to overwhelm him with words expressive of furious detestation and contempt.
“Kerley,” I exclaimed, “do you dare approach me? and do not you fear the fierce vengeance of my arm wreaked on your miserable head? Begone, vile insect! or rather, stay, that I may trample you to dust! and, oh! that I could, with the extinction of your miserable existence, restore those victims whom you have so diabolically murdered!”
Hey, guys. kerleyQs, huh? Well, see ya later!
[quote]LankyMofo wrote:
Hey, guys. kerleyQs, huh? Cool. All right! Well, see ya later![/quote]
He has actually recently been knocked back down a peg for referring to a tanning bed as a “sun” bed. I mean, What was he THINKING?
V
^ my bad, 69million people i have to tell about this whole charade we have been living in.