KerleyQ was born a poor black child.
[quote]LarryDavid wrote:
^Kerley has too much Andrew in his hands. [get it?][/quote]
This made me lol while on the phone with a customer! Thanks
takes bow
^ read: “bends over”
[quote]dollarbill44 wrote:
KerleyQ was born a poor black child.
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I know we’ve only known Kerley four weeks and three days, but to me it seems like nine weeks and five days. The first day seemed like a week and the second day seemed like five days. And the third day seemed like a week again and the fourth day seemed like eight days. And the fifth day Kerley went to see his mother and that seemed just like a day, and then Kerley came back and later on the sixth day, in the evening, when we saw him, that started seeming like two days, so in the evening it seemed like two days spilling over into the next day and that started seeming like four days, so at the end of the sixth day on into the seventh day, it seemed like a total of five days. And the sixth day seemed like a week and a half. I have it written down, but I can show it to you tomorrow if you want to see it.
[quote]rrjc5488 wrote:
^ read: “bends over”[/quote]
lol
[quote]BradTGIF wrote:
[quote]dollarbill44 wrote:
KerleyQ was born a poor black child.
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I know we’ve only known Kerley four weeks and three days, but to me it seems like nine weeks and five days. The first day seemed like a week and the second day seemed like five days. And the third day seemed like a week again and the fourth day seemed like eight days. And the fifth day Kerley went to see his mother and that seemed just like a day, and then Kerley came back and later on the sixth day, in the evening, when we saw him, that started seeming like two days, so in the evening it seemed like two days spilling over into the next day and that started seeming like four days, so at the end of the sixth day on into the seventh day, it seemed like a total of five days. And the sixth day seemed like a week and a half. I have it written down, but I can show it to you tomorrow if you want to see it. [/quote]
released teh randomness!
[quote]BradTGIF wrote:
[quote]dollarbill44 wrote:
KerleyQ was born a poor black child.
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I know we’ve only known Kerley four weeks and three days, but to me it seems like nine weeks and five days. The first day seemed like a week and the second day seemed like five days. And the third day seemed like a week again and the fourth day seemed like eight days. And the fifth day Kerley went to see his mother and that seemed just like a day, and then Kerley came back and later on the sixth day, in the evening, when we saw him, that started seeming like two days, so in the evening it seemed like two days spilling over into the next day and that started seeming like four days, so at the end of the sixth day on into the seventh day, it seemed like a total of five days. And the sixth day seemed like a week and a half. I have it written down, but I can show it to you tomorrow if you want to see it. [/quote]
Lol.
[quote]BradTGIF wrote:
[quote]dollarbill44 wrote:
KerleyQ was born a poor black child.
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I know we’ve only known Kerley four weeks and three days, but to me it seems like nine weeks and five days. The first day seemed like a week and the second day seemed like five days. And the third day seemed like a week again and the fourth day seemed like eight days. And the fifth day Kerley went to see his mother and that seemed just like a day, and then Kerley came back and later on the sixth day, in the evening, when we saw him, that started seeming like two days, so in the evening it seemed like two days spilling over into the next day and that started seeming like four days, so at the end of the sixth day on into the seventh day, it seemed like a total of five days. And the sixth day seemed like a week and a half. I have it written down, but I can show it to you tomorrow if you want to see it. [/quote]
Will you show DB your ‘special purpose’?
KerleyQ made me breakfast in bed this mornin.
[quote]LankyMofo wrote:
Everyone do a google image search for kerleyQ and look at the first picture, it’s our very own![/quote]
I did a Google search on kerleyQ and came up with:
Maybe KerleyQ in SusieQ form?
^ i would do myself in that 2nd link!
I was eating tacos and enchiladas con “soda pop” and I was like “fuck wish I had some salsa”. Kerley popped out of no where from under the table handing me a jar of medium heat “Pace”
Ok, all this tubgirl talk going on I had to google it. Why the fuck is the pussy blurred out it that picture but you can see everything else going on? Oh, and I have it on good authority that KerleyQ is the one taking the picture for tubgirl.
[quote]dollarbill44 wrote:
KerleyQ was born a poor black child.
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…who started with a nose job and ended up bleaching his skin white. I think he stole that idea from somebody.
[quote]Carlitosway wrote:
I was eating tacos and enchiladas con “soda pop” and I was like “fuck wish I had some salsa”. Kerley popped out of no where from under the table handing me a jar of medium heat “Pace”[/quote]
Nice use of the word con. Con in Spanish comes from the Latin root Cum. Cum means “With KerlyQ”
In English Cum also came from the Latin root Cum. Thus when I cum all over my girlfriend it literally means, “I KerlyQed all over my girlfriend.”
[quote]cord13 wrote:
[quote]imhungry wrote:
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a wild caterpie appears![/quote]
Wild Abra teleports!
I saw Kerley blow Tiger Woods behind the 9th hole green! One hell of an emerald isle
I KerleyQ’d 455 on deads tonight, rolled up on my toes at the top for some goddamned reason. Anyway, I dialed up my “pout” song (only the young by Journey) and plopped on the floor to sulk. When whattya know here comes Kerley with a fresh towel and some orange slices. He sat next to me, gave me half the orange, and said:
“We’ve all been there dude…”
and he stared off toward the back of the gym as a single tear descended down his cheek.
It was beautiful, especially with Steve Perry providing the backdrop
SusieQ is Keyser Soze
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