My posting in these forums has decreased in direct proportion to KerleyQ’s increase.
[quote]Iron Dwarf wrote:
My posting in these forums has decreased in direct proportion to KerleyQ’s increase. [/quote]
I scared you away, give the devil his due!
My masturbating in these forums has increased as a direct result of kerleyQ’s posting increase.
Everyone do a google image search for kerleyQ and look at the first picture, it’s our very own!
I saw Kerley drinkin a pina colada at Trader Vic’s.
His hair was perfect.
My masterbating hasn’t increased, but the intensity for which I masterbate has definitely increased as a direct result of Kerley.
He touches us all in different ways, and for some (polo) he touches them more directly.
lanky the real question is why you were looking me up on google images? if you want cock shots just ask!
[quote]Kerley wrote:
lanky the real question is why you were looking me up on google images? if you want cock shots just ask![/quote]
Can I have some cock shots?
[quote]Yo Momma wrote:
I saw Kerley drinkin a pina colada at Trader Vic’s.
His hair was perfect.
[/quote]
we need lawyers guns and money if that’s the case…the shit’s hit the fan (yo mamma)
Cheetos now has an extra kerley variety.
It is, and i quote.
“DANGEROUSLY KERLEY!”
I’m having a boy, and it’s probably KerleyQ’s.
Kids check under the bed for the boogie man when it’s time for bed
The boogie man checks under the bed for Susie when it’s time for bed
I was banging my girl last night. And just as I’m about to bust Kerley jumps outta no where and intercepted the shot in his mouth. He then stood up, looked me square in the eye, swallowed, and said, “Dibs!”, then skipped off into the distance.
He’s an odd lil man, with the reflexes of a mongoose I might add.
^ Andrew has to much time on his hands.
^Kerley has too much Andrew in his hands. [get it?]
I once saw Kerley eating a whole deer on the side of the highway. I thought it was bigfoot until he flagged me down and asked if I had any gravy. I didn’t, it was the saddest day of my life.
Anyone ever fart and have it smell like Kerley?
V
Kerley is la chupacabra.