Justifying Creatine To Mommy

[quote]pitbull11188 wrote:
First of all you can shut your mouth about me being a drama queen; I asked for plausible, verifiable reasons for taking creatine, not your BS little shot at me. I work 24 hours a week and maintain a 5.3 GPA, and I’m earning college credits for psychology and history. By the way I’m only a junior. I have never been in trouble with the law outside of my parents charging me, I don’t get into trouble at school, and I am currently studying college level computer science by myself using textbooks.

You don’t know anything about my home life or what type of parents I have. All I asked for was advice from those who may have encountered similar circumstances; I never whined or complained about anything. I’m not trying to offend you, but when you make BS assumptions you wind up looking like a jackass.[/quote]

Sounds like someone has sand in their vagina.

[quote]FamilyJewels wrote:
pitbull11188 wrote:
First of all you can shut your mouth about me being a drama queen; I asked for plausible, verifiable reasons for taking creatine, not your BS little shot at me. I work 24 hours a week and maintain a 5.3 GPA, and I’m earning college credits for psychology and history. By the way I’m only a junior. I have never been in trouble with the law outside of my parents charging me, I don’t get into trouble at school, and I am currently studying college level computer science by myself using textbooks.

You don’t know anything about my home life or what type of parents I have. All I asked for was advice from those who may have encountered similar circumstances; I never whined or complained about anything. I’m not trying to offend you, but when you make BS assumptions you wind up looking like a jackass.

Sounds like someone has sand in their vagina.

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I am thinking there should have been much less creatine removal and much more pimp slapping going on in that houshold.

Tell her Jesus took creatine

[quote]comedypedro wrote:
Tell her Jesus took creatine[/quote]

From his posts, I am sure he is a Satanist. The devil hates creatine…thus why it gets related to drugs regularly.

Yeah, you are just going to have to live with your parents’ rules while you live under their roof. They sound nuts anyway (convicting own child?)or maybe they just don’t know how to deal with a teenage male.

If you work so many hours while in highschool you might as well get a place of your own when you turn 18. If you can’t afford it then move in with a friend.

If you can’t live without creatine for a few months then I would suggest buying some more and keeping it in your car or something as long as it isn’t too cold where you are.

[quote]Professor X wrote:
comedypedro wrote:
Tell her Jesus took creatine

From his posts, I am sure he is a Satanist. The devil hates creatine…thus why it gets related to drugs regularly.[/quote]

Totally dude. Everyone knows Satan is on the 'roids. From the look of it He needs to do some squats though…

why don’t you just buy some more? try hiding it this time. that way she can bust in on you with your creatine mustache and you can be like “i wasn’t doing anything”, she’ll be like “let me smell your breath”. Then you say"i hate you", and she will say “where did you learn this?”, you say “i learned it from watching you, mom”. then you run out of the house(all yoked up), and she ball’s up holding your baby picture and cries. you immediatley go to your friends house and slam a couple protien shake’s to get your fix. cut, print, thats a wrap.

For fast acting relief, try slowing down.
-Lily Tomlin

Seriously, it’s not the creatine, it’s you. She is trying to tell you something. You are not listening.

Slow down, be gentle. You’ll get your creatine back.

[quote]comedypedro wrote:
Professor X wrote:
comedypedro wrote:
Tell her Jesus took creatine

From his posts, I am sure he is a Satanist. The devil hates creatine…thus why it gets related to drugs regularly.

Totally dude. Everyone knows Satan is on the 'roids. From the look of it He needs to do some squats though…[/quote]

Look at that GH gut. That must be His curse on pro bb-ers.

Here’s something funny.
My dad started taking creatine a while back and then, a few weeks later, he stopped. So I asked him why and he said, “It was making me gain weight” he’s 5’10" and 157 Lbs. so I found this quite funny.

The outcome: I have a large store of creatine for a rainy day.

HAHAHA sorry but I think this is hilarious…some moms are worried about their kids addicted to weed, heroin, pills, etc and your mom is going postal on creatine…this is a classic thread =0 maybe she’s just afraid of what you might do with your new muscles so she figures she’s stealing your popeye spinach to keep you from getting tough and big…

ok i’m done

When I have kids,if the only thing they’re doing is creatine then I think I did a pretty damn good job as a father.Lmao.

Reminds me of a guy I knew who had to stop taking creatine because his wife thought he’d become impotent and grow breasts.

For all of you freaking out that the parents called the cops on him: He learned a lesson, didn’t he? In fact, he specifically said “I’ll never do that again.” Sometimes, being a parent involves making hard choices, and trying to teach your kids the best way you can. We have no idea how this kid acted before the particular incident he chose to tell us about, nor do we know if he has general anger management issues.

My advice? Yeah, it sucks. Put up with it for a couple years, go to college, and be free.

Dude,

Yea, we dont know he isnt in constant trouble, but from the sounds of it, he has his head on straight with the grades and everything, just some misdirected anger. What 17yo boy doesnt have misdirected anger?

Im sorry man, but calling the Po-Po on your own kid is a last resort, because that shit can have serious consequences on your college acceptances, job applications, etc…No one is freaking out,…

Josh

[quote]S-Lifter wrote:
Reason will not work here. Steal it back if you can. In the future do a better job of hiding it. Hint: Don’t use the original container.[/quote]

Yeah - put it in tiny measurements of 10 grams in ziploc bags with a rubberband around them in a shoebox beneath your bed.

That should keep her from worrying.

CR

hahahahhaa oh my god, this thread is hilarious.

Creatine’s a useful supplement. On the other hand, if you’re young enough to use the word mommy then maybe you shouldn’t be using creatine. Not that it would hurt you by any means. But you really wont be so much worse off waiting till you can buy it without parental approval.

[quote]mazilla wrote:
why don’t you just buy some more? try hiding it this time. that way she can bust in on you with your creatine mustache and you can be like “i wasn’t doing anything”, she’ll be like “let me smell your breath”. Then you say"i hate you", and she will say “where did you learn this?”, you say “i learned it from watching you, mom”. then you run out of the house(all yoked up), and she ball’s up holding your baby picture and cries. you immediatley go to your friends house and slam a couple protien shake’s to get your fix. cut, print, thats a wrap. [/quote]

This is your brain. This is your brain on creatine. crack, plunk, sizzle…

I agree with Zap…tell her it’s not the creatine…it’s the fact that you’re 17.

Heck, I’m 32 living overseas, and last year when I went to visit Ma and Pa in Winnipeg we went to Costco and I bought some cheap creatine there…my Dad gave me one of those " You don’t believe in that crap do ya?" looks…even though he doesn’t know what creatine is. So I hear ya.