Just Started Training. First Cycle?

What if you jerk off while drinking tang on a treadmill at a slight incline? Would that increase my gains.

[quote]Lift-up-put-down wrote:
What if you jerk off while drinking tang on a treadmill at a slight incline? Would that increase my gains. [/quote]

Yeah until you cam and then could barely walk and slipped on your man juice and face planted into the tread mill simultaneously swallowing all your tang into your lungs and then drowning… Atleast that’s what I saw last time some one tried this.

[quote]Bauber wrote:

[quote]Reed wrote:
I personally think Doublelung and Bauber when they feel that the person should or has a reason to run gear they are very helpful. Alot like my self… But I’m not a semi-pro bodybuilder either . By the way what is a semi pro bodybuilder. One step down from IFBB is NPC and by logic that makes NPC the semi pros which means for $120 any one here could be a semi pro body builder or am I wrong.[/quote]

I don’t have any issue with him running whatever, but when you come off as someone who hasn’t even done a simple google search…And you just started lifting 2-3 months ago… The better question would be to ask about your routine and diet first. And maybe I was just having a bad day or am tired of these same exact kids every single day in my gym approaching me with cycle questions who weigh 145 lbs. And want to know if I can buy them joooce with their parent’s money.

And Reed, I would consider a semi-pro someone who has qualified for nationals by winning or placing top 2 in a national qualifier and is continually placing respectably in national level shows. Just my 2 cents on it anyways.[/quote]

Lol I agree I was just bustin his balls… Now imma going back to sleep

[quote]Reed wrote:

[quote]Lift-up-put-down wrote:
What if you jerk off while drinking tang on a treadmill at a slight incline? Would that increase my gains. [/quote]

Yeah until you cam and then could barely walk and slipped on your man juice and face planted into the tread mill simultaneously swallowing all your tang into your lungs and then drowning… Atleast that’s what I saw last time some one tried this.[/quote]

Dam, I asked a few guys at my. Gym about it… they said it would probably bear excellent gainz. Broscience brah

[quote]conservativedog wrote:
everyone by the age of 25 should have this scene memorized as it is part of our pop culture. some truth but hilarious.

(start at :38 second mark)

the precious bodily fluids was noted in original reply. you guys go back to sleep, sorry for inconveniencing anyone.

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I have nothing to add to this thread besides everyone should heed this advice and watch Dr. Strangelove