[quote]Edgy wrote:
Nice one, Jewwie!
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I don’t know why, but this had me rolling. Fucking hilarious.
[quote]TheBodyGuard wrote:
I kicked a bunch of lawyers out of a meeting once. I was Director of Litigation for an insurance company and they insisted they meet me b/c they weren’t getting any new work. Well, they unilaterally started changing an agreed fee structure and my response was to pull all the files - which they tried to fight by contacting the clients, our customers.
One thing lead to another and after a few choice words, I arose from my seat, looked at my assistant and said, “Patty, show these guys to the door”…and I walked out of the meeting. The look on their faces (and my assistant’s) was priceless - it was a mixture of “he can’t do that” and “…he just did”. We had a claim manager at that meeting and she found me later and said she couldn’t believe I did that - with amusement and admiration in her eyes.
I generally fucking hate lawyers. And the only thing worse than a lawyer, if you can believe such a creature exists, is doctors. Doctors are the more arrogant pricks on the planet. It’s a wonder their mothers even love them. When I handled medical malpractice claims, our lawyers spent as much time working on a doctor’s demeanor as they did working on the facts of the case. Ok, I exaggerate, but as a group, they are the most aloof and arrogant - far worse than lawyers. [/quote]
Ever met a fighter pilot? Worse than any doctor or lawyer I’ve ever had to deal with.
[quote]Nards wrote:
People who pick paper first are psychotic.
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Hey!