Just. Don't. Suck (Part 1)

You could always watch youtube videos, it’d be really difficult to train yourself in combat sports, but theres tutorials for a reason.

##7.9.17

Woke at 221.6 lbs. I don’t think I’ve ever been the same weight for three days in a row. Not bad considering my week.

Yesterday’s Nutrition
3633 calories, 363g carbs, 131g fat, 205g protein.

##Training

Bench
45 x 10
95 x 10
135 x 5
150 x 5
175 x 5
200 x 3
225 x 1
245 x 1
260 x 1
275 x 1
275 x 1
275 x 1

Bent Over Row
45 x 10
95 x 10
135 x 10
135 x 10
135 x 10
I’ve slowed down on rows and do a 1 sec hold/contract at the top position

Ab Wheel
2 x 10 regular
2 x 8 each side (knees pointed to the left or right and roll out like normal)

High Wide Row
2 x 10 with black band

** Reverse Fly**
2 x 10 with black band

Everything was kind of supersetted. I did bench/rows/abs throughout. When I finished rows I switched to the band stuff.

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Have you ever heard of the beer mile? Track athletes enjoy trying it. Chug a beer, run a lap, repeat four times. It’s timed and many people puke. Perhaps there’s a version of this out there involving deadlifts or squats.

10 minute challenge… chug a beer at 0, 2, 4, 6, and 8 minute marks. Between beers deadlift 405 for max reps. Most reps wins but you’re DQ’d if you don’t drink all five beers and keep them down.

I can barely pull 405 most days so I’d be better off with 315 but I fear some of you guys would be doing sets of 15 between beers and that might kill you.

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I like where this is going. I’m always down for a drinking challenge, and often down for a lifting one. This could be epic.

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I barely drink but I’m down if we replace beers with shots of vodka, bourbon, rum or scotch.

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I think the challenge with beer is the volume of fluid and foam…that’s what causes the puke! Lol

I thought about shots. A shot almost seems like a more classy/civilized version compared to shotgunning beers :joy:

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I just don’t like beer very much…

I deadlifted Tuesday but tried not to work my lower back the rest of the week and I feel worse than I have in weeks. I did bent over rows twice but I thought I used light loads.

I’m beginning to think my problem stems from work. Getting out of a Charger is like doing a single leg squat while my hip is abducted 90 degrees. Now that I have a problem I really notice it when I get out of the car. I’ve tried a lot of other things so I think it’s time to change cars at work.

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But chargers are so sexy! What other options have you got?

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Tahoes and we still have some old Crown Vics in the fleet.

##7.10.17

Woke at 221.8 lbs.

Yesterday’s Nutrition
3702 calories, 432g carbs, 90g fat, and 181g protein.

##Training

Planned Workout
10 x 100m sprints in 14 sec or less with 1 minute rest. 5 minutes rest between #5 and 6.

Actual Workout
5 x 100m sprints. I hit 14 seconds on # 3 but I was at 15 for the rest. My mechanics fell apart on my last sprint. I was trying to hit 14 seconds but I’m just not there yet. I felt out of control.

I also confirmed that I have a strained right calf and left quad.

I finished with 1 stadium run and half a stadium run. I run the bleacher seats because it’s about perfect for my stride. There are 74 bleachers. The stadium sprints didn’t really bother my quad or calf so I might switch to these; however, the walk back down hurts.

Here’s a photo of the stadium courtesy of my wifey.

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Tahoe’s would definitely be better suited to your size. Still not as sexy though :confused: what a dilemma! Haha

The Tahoes rattle like crazy and ride pretty rough. The Chargers have the best suspension, handling, and braking.

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##7.11.17

Woke at 223.0 lbs.

Yesterday’s Nutrition
3489 calories, 475g carbs, 75g fat, 238g protein.

##Training

Overhead Press Superset w/ Neutral Pull-Ups
45 x 10, 10 pull-ups
65 x 5, 10 pull-ups
95 x 5, 8 pull-ups
115 x 3, 6 pull-ups
135 x 1, 6-2-2-2-2 pull-ups (rest/pause)
145 x 1
155 x 1
165 x 0—miss

switch to push press

Push Press
165 x 1
175 x 1
185 x 1
195 x 1
205 x 1
215 x 0—miss

PR Set

Overhead Press, then Push Press
135 x 6, 6

Decline DB Crunch
80 x 8 full/8 top half—too heavy and too steep
60 x 8
60 x 8

superset with:

Side Crunch on 45 Deg Back Raise
3 x 15 ea @ BW

Abduction/Adduction Machine
2 x 10ea @ 150

Reverse Fly (21’s style)
30 x 8/8/8 (full/outer half/inner half or rear delt emphasis)
30 x 8/8/8
30 x 6/6/6

Cable Press-Down (each arm on independent cable)
70 ea x 10
70 ea x 10
70 ea x 10-4-4 (double rest/pause)

superset with:

Cable Curl (each arm on independent cable)
60 ea x 10
60 ea x 10
60 ea x 11-4-5 (double rest/pause)

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Fuck yeah that’s good work man

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##7.12.17

Woke at 223.2 lbs.

Yesterday’s Nutrition
3654 calories, 450g carbs (thanks pasta and bread!), 117g fat, 201g protein.

##Training

800m Warm-Up including 2 x 100m build-ups

Repeat 400’s!!!

Goal Workout:
5 x 400m runs in 1:40 with 3:00 rest

Actual Workout:
Run #1–1:19 – I’m an idiot. I really need to learn to pace before I get tired (Rest 3:00)
Run #2–1:29 (Rest 3:11 because it wasn’t worth the effort to reset the watch)
Run #3–1:37 (Rest 3:03)
Run #4–1:34 (Rest 3:06)
Run #5–1:34
Walk 500m cool down.

Total workout time was about 30 minutes. Sure felt like I did a hell of a lot of work in a short amount of time. And bonus–very little calf pain!

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Just reading this makes me want to puke…

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It was rough since I ran 21 seconds too fast on the first one. 1:40 per 400 is a 6:40 mile which is out of my reach but makes for good intervals. I’ll do it again next week with hopes of hitting 1:40 on each run.

It’s too bad (or a good thing) that I’ll lose my track workouts in mid August when my wife returns to school. That means I won’t be getting below 90 seconds on this workout.

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##7.13.17

Forgot to weigh myself this morning.

Yesterday’s Nutrition

3840 calories, 343g carbs, 125g fat, 227g protein.

##5AM Training

Pull-ups
2 x 10, 8-3-2 (double rest/pause)

Underhand Bent-over Row
3 x 10 @ 135 1 second hold at top

superset with

Reverse Fly
3 x 10 @ black band

Upright Row
3 x 10 @ 65

Ever have a workout where you felt like you didn’t accomplished anything? That was me today. But the goal is to balance out my pressing so I guess it served its purpose.

I’m still doing minimal lifting with Training Maximally on pressing movements. It sucks not squatting or pulling.

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