I was looking for those jeans at Target… but they SOLD OUT.
Reminds me of a quote from James Hetfield I heard once when someone accused him of selling out. I’m paraphrasing here: “Yeah, we sell out. Every fucking stadium and arena we play in.”
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[quote]Mackk wrote:
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[quote]AmericanOutlaw13 wrote:
You know, jeans could help prevent scraping up your shins when you deadlift
FUCK, i just sold out[/quote]
Bro…you literally just sold out. Literally.
You
Just
Sold
Out.[/quote]
I benched in jeans once, and soon realised how much of a sellout I was being.
Maybe I’ll have a Yard Sell Out this weekend, anyone wanna buy some sold out shit?[/quote]
I don’t buy sellout items on sale from sellouts who sell out items for sale prices. Unless you have a shake-weight. I will purchase a shake-weight.
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I will sell out and buy a shake weight, only to sell out and sell it to you for an inflated sell out special price. Deal?[/quote]
What happens if a sell out sells out on being a sell out?
[quote]Iron Dwarf wrote:
I was looking for those jeans at Target… but they SOLD OUT.[/quote]
Target sold out when they sold out of jeans that wendler wore when he sold out
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[quote]dumbbellhead wrote:
Dan John is a sellout for giving logical, sound advice in today’s article instead of a percentage based program like Wendler.
Wait, that would make Wendler a non-sellout. [/quote]
No, Wendler is a sell out because he wears designer jeans.[/quote]
Oh yeah! Fuck Him!!! Fucking sellout! Seriously! Buckle? What a little bitch! (just kidding Jim. Please don’t kill me)
this shit is beyond me.
[quote]timmyo wrote:
this shit is beyond me.[/quote]
Read the Louie Simmons - WTF thread.
These parody threads are a full time job.
^^
If you would just sell out like the rest of them, you wouldn’t need the full time job. Just sayin.
Sellout?
Ya’ll hipsters.
hahahaha BEST FUCKING THREAD EVER!!!
If that kid saw Wendler working his abs his mind would explode
HOLY SHIT EVERYONE JIM WENDLER SOLD OUT TO WHATABURGER!!!
[quote]AmericanOutlaw13 wrote:
[quote]Iron Dwarf wrote:
I was looking for those jeans at Target… but they SOLD OUT.[/quote]
Buckle sold out when they sold out of jeans that wendler wore when he sold out[/quote]
…correct.
[quote]byukid wrote:
HOLY SHIT EVERYONE JIM WENDLER SOLD OUT TO WHATABURGER!!!
http://www.whataburger.com/5-3-1.php[/quote]
That’s okay, Whataburger is legit. They have good biscuits and gravy.
5^2=25,-3=22,+1=23
AHHHH! He’s one of them!
This proves it. He’s not a sell out. He’s one of them!
[quote]SkyzykS wrote:
5^2=25,-3=22,+1=23
AHHHH! He’s one of them!
This proves it. He’s not a sell out. He’s one of them!
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You are just doin the maths to try to get more internetz!
If only that were true. No amount of internetz can protect us from them.
Wendler is just innovative like that. Jeans work, they build your hips. Have you even tried them, OP?
[quote]cct wrote:
Wendler is just innovative like that. Jeans work, they build your hips. Have you even tried them, OP?[/quote]
No, because the work the core, which means middle, if you had a dictionary, which you should free think. Obviously the middle of the jeans is not the hips, but the knees. Why would anyone need to work the knees in such fashion as a power lifter? The Knees don’t even have muscles.
Look at what happened to JFK. J is the 10th letter of the alphabet. F is the 6th. K is the 11th.
10+6=16. 11 is two ones which equals 2. Multiply 16 by 2 and you have 32.
Turn that backwards and what do you have?
See? Thats how they get you.
Where can I obtain information on how I can sell out?