any work jeans are great. carhart, dickies, or even some hurley jeans are the ones i always wear. those 20 rep squats will getcha!
Just picked up a pair of the Levis 569’s, awesome fit but they don’t suck my balls.
[quote]Im_New_Feed_Me wrote:
Every post in this thread makes me laugh.
Sure, I’ve had a few drinks. Do you guys know that tequila doesn’t give me a hangoveer? As long as I drink it straight.
My girlfriend took me into a gay fashion store to try on jeans, because she doesn’t like the fact that I wear jogging pants and shorts all the time… I tried on 4 different pairs, ALL of which worried me that if I got stuck at a curb, I wouldn’t be able to walk over it… I would have to walk all the way around until there was no more curb. Depending on the street, that would have taken a while.
Also, the gay guy trying to sell them to me told me they looked good. I looked down at his twiggy legs, then down at my slightly above average legs, then looked at his gay face with a sideways faux-hawk. Then looked at my girlfriend. Then looked at my jogging pants. Then looked at the hot cashier. Then, I looked at my nuts. They were itchy, but I couldn’t fucking scratch them in these tight fucking pants. You know that thing you have to do when you have to scratch your nuts, when you pinch and roll in a counter clockwise fashion?? I couldn’t fucking do it because of the gay, tight, black material.
After I dropped trou in the change room, I had the best pinch and roll you could ever imagine.
What the fuck is this thread about again?[/quote]
This lifted me out of my funk for a good two minutes. Thank you for a good laugh.
Op,
I’ve got 19" thighs and had the same problem. I now buy my jeans off the web. Check out the C.Norris Action Jeans. Plus they are on sale now!!
[quote]benos4752 wrote:
If you’re really having that hard of a time finding jeans…time to upgrade to something for real men http://www.utilikilts.com/ [/quote]
boooo, bad idea. http://theoatmeal.com/blog/utilikilt
[quote]Totenkopf wrote:
Btw,OP if your calves alrge enough,you could buy some UGGs. They make em for men now.[/quote]
No, they dont.
[quote]inkaddict wrote:
[quote]Totenkopf wrote:
Btw,OP if your calves alrge enough,you could buy some UGGs. They make em for men now.[/quote]
No, they dont.[/quote]
Agreed…the only time a self-respecting male should buy UGGs is if they are a present that are gonna get him some nookie…that’s right…I said nookie.
I heard something about Brett Favre’s penis. Where’s the pics?
[quote]StevenF wrote:
I heard something about Brett Favre’s penis. Where’s the pics?[/quote]
Oh My Gawd, Becky, his penis is sooooooooooo BIG.
He must be like one of those porn star’s boy friends or something.
StevenF likes big dicks and he can not lie.
You little suckas can’t deny!
When Favre walks in drops his pants from his waist with a wang in his face he gets SPRUNG!!!
[quote]benos4752 wrote:
[quote]inkaddict wrote:
[quote]Totenkopf wrote:
Btw,OP if your calves alrge enough,you could buy some UGGs. They make em for men now.[/quote]
No, they dont.[/quote]
Agreed…the only time a self-respecting male should buy UGGs is if they are a present that are gonna get him some nookie…that’s right…I said nookie.[/quote]
UGGS were originally made for places with wretched cold winds and storms. They used to be sold at Wal-Mart for $25 for men and women. Now they are a fashion statement, like what happened to Timberlands, but at least Timberlands still look good.
[quote]Beast27195 wrote:
[quote]Im_New_Feed_Me wrote:
Every post in this thread makes me laugh.
Sure, I’ve had a few drinks. Do you guys know that tequila doesn’t give me a hangoveer? As long as I drink it straight.
My girlfriend took me into a gay fashion store to try on jeans, because she doesn’t like the fact that I wear jogging pants and shorts all the time… I tried on 4 different pairs, ALL of which worried me that if I got stuck at a curb, I wouldn’t be able to walk over it… I would have to walk all the way around until there was no more curb. Depending on the street, that would have taken a while.
Also, the gay guy trying to sell them to me told me they looked good. I looked down at his twiggy legs, then down at my slightly above average legs, then looked at his gay face with a sideways faux-hawk. Then looked at my girlfriend. Then looked at my jogging pants. Then looked at the hot cashier. Then, I looked at my nuts. They were itchy, but I couldn’t fucking scratch them in these tight fucking pants. You know that thing you have to do when you have to scratch your nuts, when you pinch and roll in a counter clockwise fashion?? I couldn’t fucking do it because of the gay, tight, black material.
After I dropped trou in the change room, I had the best pinch and roll you could ever imagine.
What the fuck is this thread about again?[/quote]
This lifted me out of my funk for a good two minutes. Thank you for a good laugh. [/quote]
x2 That was awesome to the max.
I got some dark blue Levi 559’s a few days ago. Relaxed fit, straight leg, sits below waist… and they fit very well on my big ass and HYOOGE legs.
[quote]Brother Chris wrote:
[quote]benos4752 wrote:
[quote]inkaddict wrote:
[quote]Totenkopf wrote:
Btw,OP if your calves alrge enough,you could buy some UGGs. They make em for men now.[/quote]
No, they dont.[/quote]
Agreed…the only time a self-respecting male should buy UGGs is if they are a present that are gonna get him some nookie…that’s right…I said nookie.[/quote]
UGGS were originally made for places with wretched cold winds and storms. They used to be sold at Wal-Mart for $25 for men and women. Now they are a fashion statement, like what happened to Timberlands, but at least Timberlands still look good.[/quote]
I’ve got the leather uggs with sheepskin inside. They’re ridiculously comfortable, and no one can tell that they’re Uggs when I wear them with jeans. Pretty awesome all round. All the classic type uggs look ridiculous on men. It’s also really irritating when girls wear uggs that are so old they are falling apart and stinking.
/ugg rant
[quote]TylerPK4L wrote:
[quote]Beast27195 wrote:
[quote]Im_New_Feed_Me wrote:
Every post in this thread makes me laugh.
Sure, I’ve had a few drinks. Do you guys know that tequila doesn’t give me a hangoveer? As long as I drink it straight.
My girlfriend took me into a gay fashion store to try on jeans, because she doesn’t like the fact that I wear jogging pants and shorts all the time… I tried on 4 different pairs, ALL of which worried me that if I got stuck at a curb, I wouldn’t be able to walk over it… I would have to walk all the way around until there was no more curb. Depending on the street, that would have taken a while.
Also, the gay guy trying to sell them to me told me they looked good. I looked down at his twiggy legs, then down at my slightly above average legs, then looked at his gay face with a sideways faux-hawk. Then looked at my girlfriend. Then looked at my jogging pants. Then looked at the hot cashier. Then, I looked at my nuts. They were itchy, but I couldn’t fucking scratch them in these tight fucking pants. You know that thing you have to do when you have to scratch your nuts, when you pinch and roll in a counter clockwise fashion?? I couldn’t fucking do it because of the gay, tight, black material.
After I dropped trou in the change room, I had the best pinch and roll you could ever imagine.
What the fuck is this thread about again?[/quote]
This lifted me out of my funk for a good two minutes. Thank you for a good laugh. [/quote]
x2 That was awesome to the max.[/quote]
Ha. It actually made me laugh to. I don’t remember writing it in the first place.
Side note - Being half in the bag and surfing T-Nation is one of my favorite things to do.