[quote]Brother Chris wrote:
Step 1: Go to google.com
Step 2: Type in “Local tailor in [whatever city your dumbass is in], GA.”
Step 3: Take a giant step back, and literally fuck yourself in the face.
Step 4: PM Celtics and ask him how he tailors his pants.
P.S. Stop buying slim cut, and maybe you’ll be able to fit into your jeans. I had 29" thighs in the 9th grade there, buckwheat.[/quote]
haha thanks man. thats crazy seeing as how i just got outta 10th grade. hmmm so im only a year away from your 29 inch thighs. and probably the 42 inch waist that went along with them. [/quote]
I think you are hard of reading, or you’re horrible in mathematics.
Let me explain, in 9th grade =/= “just got outta (sic)” 9th grade. I walked into 9th grade with 29 inch thighs (if not bigger), so you are two years behind me. I have had a 36" waist since I was in 6th grade (yes I have been a chunkster since Pop Warner football started). I’ve grown immensely (musculature, I stopped at 6’2" the summer before 6th grade) since then and kept my lovely waist thank you though. I do not usually talk about my dimensions but this gave me a perfect take to get the covert brag in.[/quote]
And I’m 5’9. Which makes it alot harder to find pants than for a guy with some actual height. [/quote]
Actually most longer inseam cuts are for skinny or medium framed men. However, if you can’t fit into relaxed fit boot cut wranglers or Levi’s I’ll start calling you the white Ronnie Coleman.
[quote]Hip Scar wrote:
I’m 6’6" 275, 30 inch thighs, 36 waist, and a big “I squat to the ground” arse. I figured this out years ago, just take your self down to the mall walk into Buckle find a cute girl who works there and say “Hi, I need jeans, and i have big legs.” She will escort you to a dressing room and throw jeans at you, give you feedback on how they look, until you find what you like. Not real hard. [/quote]
I feel like I just walked into a gay bar with leather chaps on right now. I think I’ll get back on my horse and leave you fella…I mean ladies to try on clothes.
[quote]Hip Scar wrote:
I’m 6’6" 275, 30 inch thighs, 36 waist, and a big “I squat to the ground” arse. I figured this out years ago, just take your self down to the mall walk into Buckle find a cute girl who works there and say “Hi, I need jeans, and i have big legs.” She will escort you to a dressing room and throw jeans at you, give you feedback on how they look, until you find what you like. Not real hard. [/quote]
I feel like I just walked into a gay bar with leather chaps on right now. I think I’ll get back on my horse and leave you fella…I mean ladies to try on clothes.[/quote]
Yea, so gay. I have my momma buy me all my clothes, she does a very good job.
[quote]on edge wrote:
Girls with big tits have to have them custom made if they want them to properly fit.
If the OP’s measurements are real, he will never find a pair of jeans that fit. I don’t care what kind of relaxed fit jeans you guys are suggesting, they ain’t gonna fit. I’m not even big and I can’t find a relaxed fit model that fit my legs & ass without being way big around the waist. Dude is going to have to wear a belt or get them altered.
For the record, I find it hard to believe he could be 5’9 with a 34 inseam.[/quote]
I just saw that…I wear a 34-6" with boots on. He must be like one of my neighbors…we call him Torso, like you call that big bubba riding a motorcycle Tiny.
[quote]Hip Scar wrote:
I’m 6’6" 275, 30 inch thighs, 36 waist, and a big “I squat to the ground” arse. I figured this out years ago, just take your self down to the mall walk into Buckle find a cute girl who works there and say “Hi, I need jeans, and i have big legs.” She will escort you to a dressing room and throw jeans at you, give you feedback on how they look, until you find what you like. Not real hard. [/quote]
I feel like I just walked into a gay bar with leather chaps on right now. I think I’ll get back on my horse and leave you fella…I mean ladies to try on clothes.[/quote]
Yea, so gay. I have my momma buy me all my clothes, she does a very good job.[/quote]
Wasn’t talking about the fact that he asked a lady to help him shop. I always asked the lady at the clothing store to help me, not like I know how they arrange their clothes. But you see above where I bold that word. That is what I was talking about.
Stop ripping on the OP. It is a scientific fact that if you have built your quadz up to quadtacular status that pants to accommodate such quadacious massatude simply DO NOT EXIST (again, science…check PubMed, it’s all there).
If you are able to purchase pants, you are NOT squatting ass to grass, and should probably take up quilting as a hobby.
I get my pants tailored from hot-air balloon material, and the physics-defying seams are bound together with a titanium/kevlar composite rope, 2 inches in diameter. People sometimes laugh when they see me wearing them, but their insults are really just thinly-veiled cries of mediocrity.
[quote]LankEyMofo wrote:
I always enjoy reading these “jeans for guys with big thighs” threads, but for once, just ONCE, I’d like to see a thread about “shirts for girls with big tits”.[/quote]
[quote]LankEyMofo wrote:
I always enjoy reading these “jeans for guys with big thighs” threads, but for once, just ONCE, I’d like to see a thread about “shirts for girls with big tits”.[/quote]
hey guys, long time lurker, first time poster. Does anybody know where i can find underwear for my HUGE DICK? I mean this thing has it’s own area code! My waist is 32" but my dick is at least 40"…around! HAHA anyway i tried boxers, i’ve tried briefs, and i’ve even tried wearing a parachute between my legs and dragging my COLOSSAL DICKCANNON behind me…but nothing is big enough!
I’m about ready to start rippin up stop signs i’m so frustrated!!1!11!one!
Sure, I’ve had a few drinks. Do you guys know that tequila doesn’t give me a hangoveer? As long as I drink it straight.
My girlfriend took me into a gay fashion store to try on jeans, because she doesn’t like the fact that I wear jogging pants and shorts all the time… I tried on 4 different pairs, ALL of which worried me that if I got stuck at a curb, I wouldn’t be able to walk over it… I would have to walk all the way around until there was no more curb. Depending on the street, that would have taken a while.
Also, the gay guy trying to sell them to me told me they looked good. I looked down at his twiggy legs, then down at my slightly above average legs, then looked at his gay face with a sideways faux-hawk. Then looked at my girlfriend. Then looked at my jogging pants. Then looked at the hot cashier. Then, I looked at my nuts. They were itchy, but I couldn’t fucking scratch them in these tight fucking pants. You know that thing you have to do when you have to scratch your nuts, when you pinch and roll in a counter clockwise fashion?? I couldn’t fucking do it because of the gay, tight, black material.
After I dropped trou in the change room, I had the best pinch and roll you could ever imagine.
[quote]ethanwest wrote:
Just wait until you have to start buying work trousers. You’ll want to shoot yourself if you try to actually get stuff off the rack. Save yourself the time and get it custom made.[/quote]
well thanks everyone. finally found something. and for the record, the 569’s sucked. they were no better than anything else i tried. wrangler makes the loosest jeans i’ve found.
[quote]xdekarske wrote:
well thanks everyone. finally found something. and for the record, the 569’s sucked. they were no better than anything else i tried. wrangler makes the loosest jeans i’ve found.[/quote]
Speaking of wrangler:
Has everyone checked out the Favre drama on deadspin.com?
[quote]xdekarske wrote:
well thanks everyone. finally found something. and for the record, the 569’s sucked. they were no better than anything else i tried. wrangler makes the loosest jeans i’ve found.[/quote]
Speaking of wrangler:
Has everyone checked out the Favre drama on deadspin.com?
lol @ dude sending cock shots to some chick…[/quote]
Yes because sending a pic of your cock will trump any and all past declined advancement of the women. Lol. What I dont understand is that he can bang any hot chick in that states and not get caught but he was so into this one girl that he done fucked up.
Btw,OP if your calves alrge enough,you could buy some UGGs. They make em for men now.
