Restless,
No. I am a relatively new poster. However, I am going to continue to post drivel in the same vein about Portugal as you do about the US. It has been established over and over again that you know as much about the USA as I do about Portugal. I am going to condescend to you continuously and sprout nonsense theories and perform bogus cultural assays just so you know what Americans feel like when they read your posts.
I am going to back it up with no facts, I am going to dodge any direct questioning, I will blatantly ignore any of Portugal’s good points while drastically exploding all of her bad ones. I will back up none of my stories with any personal experience with Portugese people. I will always ascribe the worst motives to any politician in Portugal, I will judge any moral calls by the Portugese administration as invalid because of Portugese empire, genocide, fascism until the 1970s, and resistance to cultural assimilation. I will continue to emphasize your recent history of racial intolerance, your utterly unremarkable national history, and take up US=GG’s “Tarafal” (Portugese concentration camp closed down in the 70’s) mantra at all opportunities. I will bring up Portugal’s one notable moment in history, the Treaty of Tordesillas, wherein Portugal decided to “divide up the world” with the Spanish empire, and laugh gleefully at how ludicrous it was the moment it was signed. I will scoff at any suggestion that the Portugese are enlightened in regards to Muslims, since of course Portugese only became benevolent towards their North African brothers after they had murdered most of them, driven the remainder of the infidels back over Gibraltar, and spent the ensuing several hundred years ferreting out unbelievers with hot irons, racks, whips, and other implements of the True Faith.
That being said, I will naturally belittle the suggestion that the US does not have democracy when compared to Portugal. Of course, since representative government in the United States is nearly seven times as old as it is in Portugal, maybe I should save it until you all have had a few more decades to try it on? I mean, it is your national habit to shrug the surly bonds of freedom in favor of more “organized” forms of government, so this might be a premature argument.
After all, at this point, Portugese rule of the people might turn out to be a flash-in-the-pan, or a fascist cover story.
Just think of me as an American Restless doppelganger, except I will under no circumstances hope that you die for your misguided beliefs (as you wished on another poster some months back), and except for the fact that I work out, and I won’t swear either. I hope you live a long and productive life. I hope you are favored with a job taking out the garbage at a McDonald’s, working for a happy, beautiful American whose laughter and love of life (and the USA) will make you even more dreary.
Happy posting! I look forward to not even giving your posts even more than a cursory glance before I reply!