[quote]Waittz wrote:
[quote]coolnatedawg wrote:
I feel like starting the red wings conversation has been my greatest contribution to TN since I started here…[/quote]
or worst[/quote]
That doesn’t even make sense, sir…
[quote]theBeth wrote:
[quote]En Sabah Nur wrote:
Rather graphic question about the “salad tossing”, and maybe a stupid one, but what is standard procedure for “tossing salad”?
I’ve never done it myself, but I always imagined it was like licking a pussy it’s just…an asshole…I’ve always been scared I’d get a prankster and wind up with some chick farting in my face. The joke would be on her though because she’d get an ass whoopin’.
Do people stick their tongues in?
shudders[/quote]
You can shove your tongue in but it’s probably more arousing if you circle it lightly and just run your tongue over it…just activate the nerve endings, not beat the shit out of them.[/quote]
…i still don’t get it.
also i know how to put a condom on, but how do i know when to put it on and get ready?
and then if you have time can you answer back to what if my you know what is too small?
For everyone that likes to toss salad, how many times have you went in and found the hygiene not up to par?
[quote]chobbs wrote:
For everyone that likes to toss salad, how many times have you went in and found the hygiene not up to par? [/quote]
Never.
One thing to be said about women, they are very clean creatures.
[quote]drainman1 wrote:
[quote]Ripsaw3689 wrote:
[quote]pushharder wrote:
You can’t get more “intimate in a relationship” than good ol’ fashioned salad tossing.
Wait’ll you get someone that flat-out loves to give it to you with no hesitancy and no coercion on your part…but you need to be a giver and not just a taker (hey, it’s the Christmas season).[/quote]
What ingredients do you prefer in your salad before it’s tossed?[/quote]
jelly
Saw some convict saying this on some HBO special years ago was funny then and is still freaking funny [/quote]
[quote]conservativedog wrote:
[quote]theBeth wrote:
[quote]En Sabah Nur wrote:
Rather graphic question about the “salad tossing”, and maybe a stupid one, but what is standard procedure for “tossing salad”?
I’ve never done it myself, but I always imagined it was like licking a pussy it’s just…an asshole…I’ve always been scared I’d get a prankster and wind up with some chick farting in my face. The joke would be on her though because she’d get an ass whoopin’.
Do people stick their tongues in?
shudders[/quote]
You can shove your tongue in but it’s probably more arousing if you circle it lightly and just run your tongue over it…just activate the nerve endings, not beat the shit out of them.[/quote]
…i still don’t get it.
also i know how to put a condom on, but how do i know when to put it on and get ready?
and then if you have time can you answer back to what if my you know what is too small? [/quote]
Would you please draw a picture of it for me to assess?
[quote]chobbs wrote:
For everyone that likes to toss salad, how many times have you went in and found the hygiene not up to par? [/quote]
Situational awareness.
If you bring a girl home after a night of tacos and pitchers of Bud Light, you may not want to throw anal tongue darts at her chocolate starfish the next AM.
[quote]theBeth wrote:
Would you please draw a picture of it for me to assess?[/quote]
…let’s just say if i laid my my you know what out on your keyboard it would go from a to z.
[quote]conservativedog wrote:
[quote]theBeth wrote:
Would you please draw a picture of it for me to assess?[/quote]
…let’s just say if i laid my penis out on your keyboard it would go from a to z.
[/quote]
A and Z are less than an inch apart…just saying
[quote]orion wrote:
[quote]chobbs wrote:
For everyone that likes to toss salad, how many times have you went in and found the hygiene not up to par? [/quote]
Never.
One thing to be said about women, they are very clean creatures. [/quote]
I wish I could say the same thing, but from my experiences, some women can be downright slovenly.
The first girl I dated had some God awful yellow teeth, like a bad smoker, and she was only 18 at the time. Another girl would routinely fart without notice.
Looking back, maybe I dated some escaped animals from the zoo who were shaven down and taught to speak.
[quote]MaximusB wrote:
[quote]orion wrote:
[quote]chobbs wrote:
For everyone that likes to toss salad, how many times have you went in and found the hygiene not up to par? [/quote]
Never.
One thing to be said about women, they are very clean creatures. [/quote]
I wish I could say the same thing, but from my experiences, some women can be downright slovenly.
The first girl I dated had some God awful yellow teeth, like a bad smoker, and she was only 18 at the time. Another girl would routinely fart without notice.
Looking back, maybe I dated some escaped animals from the zoo who were shaven down and taught to speak. [/quote]
I think we all have a blemish or two on our record.
[quote]StevenF wrote:
[quote]MaximusB wrote:
[quote]orion wrote:
[quote]chobbs wrote:
For everyone that likes to toss salad, how many times have you went in and found the hygiene not up to par? [/quote]
Never.
One thing to be said about women, they are very clean creatures. [/quote]
I wish I could say the same thing, but from my experiences, some women can be downright slovenly.
The first girl I dated had some God awful yellow teeth, like a bad smoker, and she was only 18 at the time. Another girl would routinely fart without notice.
Looking back, maybe I dated some escaped animals from the zoo who were shaven down and taught to speak. [/quote]
I think we all have a blemish or two on our record.
[/quote]
You guys have no standards.
Basic hygiene is not even one of mine, I consider it a given.
On the other hand I would put her dirty ass in the shower and scrub her clean personally because she obviously cannot be trusted to do it right.
[quote]Captnoblivious wrote:
[quote]csulli wrote:
[quote]LoRez wrote:
[quote]Dr. Pangloss wrote:
[quote]LoRez wrote:
My girl’s pretty proud of her lack of gag reflex. I’m not complaining.
And I liked the surprise factor of this thread, given the title. That made me lol pretty hard.[/quote]
I thought it might be a nice twist…
I was honestly expecting an EmQ sighting by now[/quote]
I have a feeling she’s still unpacking and getting settled. Only a matter of time.[/quote]
That or hunterguy has kidnapped her and is holding her in his cabin in some kind of delusional marriage.[/quote]
Thank goodness! Too much emotional psycho babble! Thanks hunter guy! lol
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BUT BACK ON TOPIC:
Intimacy of a sexual nature is important to the optimal functioning of adult humans, whether pair-bonded or not. Freud identified sexuality/libido as one of the fundamental unconscious drives, the denial of which creates negative psychic tension. I’m sure many of us can attest to the validity of his drive theory in this particular regard.
To my knowledge he never spoke specifically to the matter of tossing salads, but I have not undertaken a full review of the pertinent literature.
[quote]Dr. Pangloss wrote:
Discuss.[/quote]
Punched my screen. Restarted PC. Listening to angry music and watching deep throat videos.
cotdamn
I’m inclined to agree with the video, though let’s face it, on an intimacy scale of 1-10 they’re both 10s.
[quote]EmilyQ wrote:
I’m inclined to agree with the video, though let’s face it, on an intimacy scale of 1-10 they’re both 10s. [/quote]
Really?
Where would tossing the salad be?
[quote]orion wrote:
[quote]EmilyQ wrote:
I’m inclined to agree with the video, though let’s face it, on an intimacy scale of 1-10 they’re both 10s. [/quote]
Really?
Where would tossing the salad be?[/quote]
That seems pretty intimate to me, too.