[quote]aeyogi wrote:
I had to google “tossing salad”
I could never lick the pooper. Does anyone ever get ecoli poisoning from that?[/quote]
Please tell me you’re at work??
[quote]usmccds423 wrote:
[quote]aeyogi wrote:
I had to google “tossing salad”
I could never lick the pooper. Does anyone ever get ecoli poisoning from that?[/quote]
Please tell me you’re at work??[/quote]
yup, taking my morning T-Nation break
[quote]aeyogi wrote:
I had to google “tossing salad”
I could never lick the pooper. Does anyone ever get ecoli poisoning from that?[/quote]
No but you can get Hepatitis A
[quote]aeyogi wrote:
[quote]usmccds423 wrote:
[quote]aeyogi wrote:
I had to google “tossing salad”
I could never lick the pooper. Does anyone ever get ecoli poisoning from that?[/quote]
Please tell me you’re at work??[/quote]
yup, taking my morning T-Nation break[/quote]
Hilarious!
[quote]aeyogi wrote:
I had to google “tossing salad”
I could never lick the pooper. Does anyone ever get ecoli poisoning from that?[/quote]
This is not an attack on you, but this is likely because you don’t keep a very clean cinnamon ring yourself.
If your balloon knot is scrubbed clean, and so is your chicks? Go to town man. If you keep yours any less than spotless… You’ll be hesitant to find out if she does too…
[quote]countingbeans wrote:
[quote]aeyogi wrote:
I had to google “tossing salad”
I could never lick the pooper. Does anyone ever get ecoli poisoning from that?[/quote]
This is not an attack on you, but this is likely because you don’t keep a very clean cinnamon ring yourself.
If your balloon knot is scrubbed clean, and so is your chicks? Go to town man. If you keep yours any less than spotless… You’ll be hesitant to find out if she does too…[/quote]
I will see what the future holds, but for now I am inclined to not eat food off of the floor, wash my hands, and not lick poopers.
[quote]aeyogi wrote:
[quote]countingbeans wrote:
[quote]aeyogi wrote:
I had to google “tossing salad”
I could never lick the pooper. Does anyone ever get ecoli poisoning from that?[/quote]
This is not an attack on you, but this is likely because you don’t keep a very clean cinnamon ring yourself.
If your balloon knot is scrubbed clean, and so is your chicks? Go to town man. If you keep yours any less than spotless… You’ll be hesitant to find out if she does too…[/quote]
I will see what the future holds, but for now I am inclined to not eat food off of the floor, wash my hands, and not lick poopers.
[/quote]
HAHA
Dude, just get loaded one night, lift her legs up a little higher than normal, and wander down into parts unknown. She’ll like it. They all do.
I feel like starting the red wings conversation has been my greatest contribution to TN since I started here…
[quote]coolnatedawg wrote:
I feel like starting the red wings conversation has been my greatest contribution to TN since I started here…[/quote]
or worst
[quote]countingbeans wrote:
[quote]aeyogi wrote:
I had to google “tossing salad”
I could never lick the pooper. Does anyone ever get ecoli poisoning from that?[/quote]
This is not an attack on you, but this is likely because you don’t keep a very clean cinnamon ring yourself.
If your balloon knot is scrubbed clean, and so is your chicks? Go to town man. If you keep yours any less than spotless… You’ll be hesitant to find out if she does too…[/quote]
First ‘salad tossing’ and now ‘balloon knot’?! Excellent! This thread delivers.
I had to google salad tossing but balloon knot is self explanatory thankfully.
so many new meanings i never thought about for words i already knew
amazing
Rather graphic question about the “salad tossing”, and maybe a stupid one, but what is standard procedure for “tossing salad”?
I’ve never done it myself, but I always imagined it was like licking a pussy it’s just…an asshole…I’ve always been scared I’d get a prankster and wind up with some chick farting in my face. The joke would be on her though because she’d get an ass whoopin’.
Do people stick their tongues in?
shudders
[quote]En Sabah Nur wrote:
Rather graphic question about the “salad tossing”, and maybe a stupid one, but what is standard procedure for “tossing salad”?
I’ve never done it myself, but I always imagined it was like licking a pussy it’s just…an asshole…I’ve always been scared I’d get a prankster and wind up with some chick farting in my face. The joke would be on her though because she’d get an ass whoopin’.
Do people stick their tongues in?
shudders[/quote]
You can shove your tongue in but it’s probably more arousing if you circle it lightly and just run your tongue over it…just activate the nerve endings, not beat the shit out of them.
[quote]pushharder wrote:
[quote]Bismark wrote:
It’s really not bad at all. Drink a good beer before, during, and after.
[/quote]
Ahh, the “Red Rooster.”[/quote]
I’m not sure what that means.
[quote]pushharder wrote:
You can’t get more “intimate in a relationship” than good ol’ fashioned salad tossing.
Wait’ll you get someone that flat-out loves to give it to you with no hesitancy and no coercion on your part…but you need to be a giver and not just a taker (hey, it’s the Christmas season).[/quote]
Words of wisdom.
Push, You like your salad tossed?
[quote]pushharder wrote:
You can’t get more “intimate in a relationship” than good ol’ fashioned salad tossing.
Wait’ll you get someone that flat-out loves to give it to you with no hesitancy and no coercion on your part…but you need to be a giver and not just a taker (hey, it’s the Christmas season).[/quote]
What ingredients do you prefer in your salad before it’s tossed?
[quote]Ripsaw3689 wrote:
[quote]pushharder wrote:
You can’t get more “intimate in a relationship” than good ol’ fashioned salad tossing.
Wait’ll you get someone that flat-out loves to give it to you with no hesitancy and no coercion on your part…but you need to be a giver and not just a taker (hey, it’s the Christmas season).[/quote]
What ingredients do you prefer in your salad before it’s tossed?[/quote]
jelly
Saw some convict saying this on some HBO special years ago was funny then and is still freaking funny
[quote]theBeth wrote:
[quote]En Sabah Nur wrote:
Rather graphic question about the “salad tossing”, and maybe a stupid one, but what is standard procedure for “tossing salad”?
I’ve never done it myself, but I always imagined it was like licking a pussy it’s just…an asshole…I’ve always been scared I’d get a prankster and wind up with some chick farting in my face. The joke would be on her though because she’d get an ass whoopin’.
Do people stick their tongues in?
shudders[/quote]
You can shove your tongue in but it’s probably more arousing if you circle it lightly and just run your tongue over it…just activate the nerve endings, not beat the shit out of them.[/quote]
Pun of the century ^