[quote]Waittz wrote:
Never had a red wings, but i did once have a situation similar to the hair situation in the freezer scene in scary movie. Looked like she had Pam Grier in a leg lock. [/quote]
You are lucky you were only in that situation once. I dated a girl who was like that. She just could not see why I wanted her to at least do a little bit of landscaping. She learned real fast when I threatened to withhold going down on her. [/quote]
Thank god im marrying a Brazillian. They treat bush like its a peice of artwork. [/quote]
Bush like artwork, sex like it’s sport, good God man, where does the awesome end?
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Pretty confident that if more men truly understood this white american women would become an endangered species in a few more breeding cycles.
[quote]csulli wrote:
I cannot imagine going down on some chick during shark week… I thought all you had to do to get your red wings was bang a chick while she was on. In fact I’ve (mistakenly it seems) told people that I had my red wings. I wonder wtf they think of me…
Btw while we’re on the subject, I’m reticent to do so, because Jim Wendler says there’s nothing lamer than bragging about your cunnilingus skills, but I am actually the best ever at it. Gotta be said.[/quote]
I think the only thing I can’t stand is a real bush. Even dropping the trimmer to a shorter cut doesn’t do it for me; there has to be some attempt at cleaning up the design. My girl occasionally gets a “N” done above it for me- so that’s always awesome. Or nadda…
[quote]csulli wrote:
I cannot imagine going down on some chick during shark week… I thought all you had to do to get your red wings was bang a chick while she was on. In fact I’ve (mistakenly it seems) told people that I had my red wings. I wonder wtf they think of me…
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No, it looks like you’re not certified. Go forth, you have a mission.
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It’s really not bad at all. Drink a good beer before, during, and after.
[quote]csulli wrote:
I cannot imagine going down on some chick during shark week… I thought all you had to do to get your red wings was bang a chick while she was on. In fact I’ve (mistakenly it seems) told people that I had my red wings. I wonder wtf they think of me…
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No, it looks like you’re not certified. Go forth, you have a mission.
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It’s really not bad at all. Drink a good beer before, during, and after.
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Besides, it helps alleviate cramps. My GF calls them “medicinal orgasms”.
[quote]csulli wrote:
I cannot imagine going down on some chick during shark week… I thought all you had to do to get your red wings was bang a chick while she was on. In fact I’ve (mistakenly it seems) told people that I had my red wings. I wonder wtf they think of me…
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No, it looks like you’re not certified. Go forth, you have a mission.
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It’s really not bad at all. Drink a good beer before, during, and after.
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Besides, it helps alleviate cramps. My GF calls them “medicinal orgasms”.
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Imagine if she was a squirter…then you’d get a bloody fountain.
[quote]csulli wrote:
I cannot imagine going down on some chick during shark week… I thought all you had to do to get your red wings was bang a chick while she was on. In fact I’ve (mistakenly it seems) told people that I had my red wings. I wonder wtf they think of me…
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No, it looks like you’re not certified. Go forth, you have a mission.
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It’s really not bad at all. Drink a good beer before, during, and after.
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Besides, it helps alleviate cramps. My GF calls them “medicinal orgasms”.
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Imagine if she was a squirter…then you’d get a bloody fountain.[/quote]
Picture yes, red wings no
