[quote]drainman1 wrote:
If my wife gave more head we would not have 91% of our issues. She likes bumping uglies more[/quote]
And how often do you go down on her? Not sure why guys complain about lack of bjs in a relationship but most often dont give back. No chick wants to continually give welfare bjs. [/quote]
once a year. at the most. That is not my thing[/quote]
Not sure which is funnier, you blaming 91% of your marraige issues on your wife not giving you enough BJ’s or you not realizing that 91% of the reasons she doesnt do it more often is that you dont return the favor.
Never had a red wings, but i did once have a situation similar to the hair situation in the freezer scene in scary movie. Looked like she had Pam Grier in a leg lock.
[quote]drainman1 wrote:
If my wife gave more head we would not have 91% of our issues. She likes bumping uglies more[/quote]
And how often do you go down on her? Not sure why guys complain about lack of bjs in a relationship but most often dont give back. No chick wants to continually give welfare bjs. [/quote]
once a year. at the most. That is not my thing[/quote]
Damn! Once a year?
You know who else doesn’t go down on women? Gay men. And black dudes. And S. American guys, according to my GF and her friends.
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Just not my thing. If she looked better. Maybe would do it 3 times a year
Btw I am one of those guys. Except the gay( not there is anything wrong with that)
[quote]drainman1 wrote:
If my wife gave more head we would not have 91% of our issues. She likes bumping uglies more[/quote]
And how often do you go down on her? Not sure why guys complain about lack of bjs in a relationship but most often dont give back. No chick wants to continually give welfare bjs. [/quote]
once a year. at the most. That is not my thing[/quote]
Damn! Once a year?
You know who else doesn’t go down on women? Gay men. And black dudes. And S. American guys, according to my GF and her friends.
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Just not my thing. If she looked better. Maybe would do it 3 times a year
Btw I am one of those guys. Except the gay( not there is anything wrong with that)[/quote]
And maybe sucking your selfish ding dong isnt your wife’s thing. Just saying. No such thing as a free lunch man.
[quote]Waittz wrote:
Never had a red wings, but i did once have a situation similar to the hair situation in the freezer scene in scary movie. Looked like she had Pam Grier in a leg lock. [/quote]
[quote]drainman1 wrote:
If my wife gave more head we would not have 91% of our issues. She likes bumping uglies more[/quote]
And how often do you go down on her? Not sure why guys complain about lack of bjs in a relationship but most often dont give back. No chick wants to continually give welfare bjs. [/quote]
once a year. at the most. That is not my thing[/quote]
Not sure which is funnier, you blaming 91% of your marraige issues on your wife not giving you enough BJ’s or you not realizing that 91% of the reasons she doesnt do it more often is that you dont return the favor. [/quote]
Serious shit we agrue about that a lot. Bad part.I don’t ask she just brings it up and all hell breaks loose. Yet I am not saying anything. She does have some documented emotional problems
[quote]Waittz wrote:
Never had a red wings, but i did once have a situation similar to the hair situation in the freezer scene in scary movie. Looked like she had Pam Grier in a leg lock. [/quote]
[quote]Waittz wrote:
Never had a red wings, but i did once have a situation similar to the hair situation in the freezer scene in scary movie. Looked like she had Pam Grier in a leg lock. [/quote]
You are lucky you were only in that situation once. I dated a girl who was like that. She just could not see why I wanted her to at least do a little bit of landscaping. She learned real fast when I threatened to withhold going down on her.
[quote]theBeth wrote:
Bush isnt that bad as long as it’s clean. You shouldn’t have a mouthful of hair if you’re doing it right.[/quote]
I like bush. This was uncharted amazon rainforest. You would have thought she was going to use it as a rope for a prince to use to rescue her from a castle.
[quote]Waittz wrote:
Never had a red wings, but i did once have a situation similar to the hair situation in the freezer scene in scary movie. Looked like she had Pam Grier in a leg lock. [/quote]
You are lucky you were only in that situation once. I dated a girl who was like that. She just could not see why I wanted her to at least do a little bit of landscaping. She learned real fast when I threatened to withhold going down on her. [/quote]
Thank god im marrying a Brazillian. They treat bush like its a peice of artwork.
[quote]Waittz wrote:
Never had a red wings, but i did once have a situation similar to the hair situation in the freezer scene in scary movie. Looked like she had Pam Grier in a leg lock. [/quote]
You are lucky you were only in that situation once. I dated a girl who was like that. She just could not see why I wanted her to at least do a little bit of landscaping. She learned real fast when I threatened to withhold going down on her. [/quote]
Thank god im marrying a Brazillian. They treat bush like its a peice of artwork. [/quote]
Lucky you haha. I agree though. I don’t mind the bush as long as I don’t need a machete to get to the prize.
[quote]Waittz wrote:
Never had a red wings, but i did once have a situation similar to the hair situation in the freezer scene in scary movie. Looked like she had Pam Grier in a leg lock. [/quote]
You are lucky you were only in that situation once. I dated a girl who was like that. She just could not see why I wanted her to at least do a little bit of landscaping. She learned real fast when I threatened to withhold going down on her. [/quote]
Thank god im marrying a Brazillian. They treat bush like its a peice of artwork. [/quote]
Bush like artwork, sex like it’s sport, good God man, where does the awesome end?
I cannot imagine going down on some chick during shark week… I thought all you had to do to get your red wings was bang a chick while she was on. In fact I’ve (mistakenly it seems) told people that I had my red wings. I wonder wtf they think of me…
Btw while we’re on the subject, I’m reticent to do so, because Jim Wendler says there’s nothing lamer than bragging about your cunnilingus skills, but I am actually the best ever at it. Gotta be said.
