Intimacy in Relationships

If my wife gave more head we would not have 91% of our issues. She likes bumping uglies more

[quote]csulli wrote:

[quote]LoRez wrote:

[quote]Dr. Pangloss wrote:

[quote]LoRez wrote:
My girl’s pretty proud of her lack of gag reflex. I’m not complaining.

And I liked the surprise factor of this thread, given the title. That made me lol pretty hard.[/quote]

I thought it might be a nice twist…

I was honestly expecting an EmQ sighting by now[/quote]

I have a feeling she’s still unpacking and getting settled. Only a matter of time.[/quote]
That or hunterguy has kidnapped her and is holding her in his cabin in some kind of delusional marriage.[/quote]

Thank goodness! Too much emotional psycho babble! Thanks hunter guy! lol

[quote]usmccds423 wrote:

[quote]Testy1 wrote:

[quote]usmccds423 wrote:
Blowjobs are sweet. [/quote]

I have heard them called salty but never sweet. nttawwt
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Gotta drink more OJ.[/quote]

I dipped mine in chocolate pudding once. Worked fairly well for both of us.

[quote]drainman1 wrote:
If my wife gave more head we would not have 91% of our issues. She likes bumping uglies more[/quote]

And how often do you go down on her? Not sure why guys complain about lack of bjs in a relationship but most often dont give back. No chick wants to continually give welfare bjs.

[quote]usmccds423 wrote:

[quote]Phoenix44e wrote:

[quote]usmccds423 wrote:

[quote]Phoenix44e wrote:

[quote]usmccds423 wrote:

[quote]Phoenix44e wrote:
My girlfriend first made the mistake of giving good blowjobs…to a guy(me) who fucking LOVES blowjobs. Her second mistake was giving an even better blowjob when she was drunk.

I try to get them in as much as possible, although now admittingly the act seems to be coming fewer and father between.

IMO, and this has never been discussed with a woman so I could be completely wrong, but I thnk that the reason why older girls seem to give less and less head is because they usually do soo much of it when they’re yonger they’re most likely sick of it, AND dudes dicks can’t age well…I mean there’s just no way they can.[/quote]

I think it’s way more simple than that. They prefer mutual pleasure over lock jaw…[/quote]

Wait…sooo you’re saying girls Don’t like being gagged until they choke all over themselves? So the movies lie?

seriously though, I disagree to a point, For example I know a few girls my age that wont put a dick near their mouth now, but lemme tell you back in middle school and HS they couldn’t be found without one in there.
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Ya, I’m sure that’s true for some. I just think for most it’s a natural progression to rather have sex than give a BJ from a pleasure perspective.

You wanna talk about something real intereting. I know girls that use to open the back door back in the day that 100% are against it now. Weird.[/quote]

ha actually I know girls like that as well.[/quote]

Ya, Dafuq is up with that? That’s like closing Pandora’s box…[/quote]

Well when the back door has been abused a bit you tend to close it down. just sayin.

[quote]theBeth wrote:

[quote]usmccds423 wrote:

[quote]Phoenix44e wrote:

[quote]usmccds423 wrote:

[quote]Phoenix44e wrote:

[quote]usmccds423 wrote:

[quote]Phoenix44e wrote:
My girlfriend first made the mistake of giving good blowjobs…to a guy(me) who fucking LOVES blowjobs. Her second mistake was giving an even better blowjob when she was drunk.

I try to get them in as much as possible, although now admittingly the act seems to be coming fewer and father between.

IMO, and this has never been discussed with a woman so I could be completely wrong, but I thnk that the reason why older girls seem to give less and less head is because they usually do soo much of it when they’re yonger they’re most likely sick of it, AND dudes dicks can’t age well…I mean there’s just no way they can.[/quote]

I think it’s way more simple than that. They prefer mutual pleasure over lock jaw…[/quote]

Wait…sooo you’re saying girls Don’t like being gagged until they choke all over themselves? So the movies lie?

seriously though, I disagree to a point, For example I know a few girls my age that wont put a dick near their mouth now, but lemme tell you back in middle school and HS they couldn’t be found without one in there.
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Ya, I’m sure that’s true for some. I just think for most it’s a natural progression to rather have sex than give a BJ from a pleasure perspective.

You wanna talk about something real intereting. I know girls that use to open the back door back in the day that 100% are against it now. Weird.[/quote]

ha actually I know girls like that as well.[/quote]

Ya, Dafuq is up with that? That’s like closing Pandora’s box…[/quote]

Well when the back door has been abused a bit you tend to close it down. just sayin. [/quote]

Well that doesn’t sound very fun. The abused part, not the shutting it down part…

[quote]Waittz wrote:

[quote]drainman1 wrote:
If my wife gave more head we would not have 91% of our issues. She likes bumping uglies more[/quote]

And how often do you go down on her? Not sure why guys complain about lack of bjs in a relationship but most often dont give back. No chick wants to continually give welfare bjs. [/quote]

once a year. at the most. That is not my thing

[quote]drainman1 wrote:

[quote]Waittz wrote:

[quote]drainman1 wrote:
If my wife gave more head we would not have 91% of our issues. She likes bumping uglies more[/quote]

And how often do you go down on her? Not sure why guys complain about lack of bjs in a relationship but most often dont give back. No chick wants to continually give welfare bjs. [/quote]

once a year. at the most. That is not my thing[/quote]

Lol, wow.

[quote]drainman1 wrote:

[quote]Waittz wrote:

[quote]drainman1 wrote:
If my wife gave more head we would not have 91% of our issues. She likes bumping uglies more[/quote]

And how often do you go down on her? Not sure why guys complain about lack of bjs in a relationship but most often dont give back. No chick wants to continually give welfare bjs. [/quote]

once a year. at the most. That is not my thing[/quote]

Damn! Once a year?

You know who else doesn’t go down on women? Gay men. And black dudes. And S. American guys, according to my GF and her friends.

[quote]usmccds423 wrote:

[quote]drainman1 wrote:

[quote]Waittz wrote:

[quote]drainman1 wrote:
If my wife gave more head we would not have 91% of our issues. She likes bumping uglies more[/quote]

And how often do you go down on her? Not sure why guys complain about lack of bjs in a relationship but most often dont give back. No chick wants to continually give welfare bjs. [/quote]

once a year. at the most. That is not my thing[/quote]

Lol, wow.[/quote]

X2

I tounge plow every chance I get!

[quote]bond james bond wrote:

[quote]usmccds423 wrote:

[quote]drainman1 wrote:

[quote]Waittz wrote:

[quote]drainman1 wrote:
If my wife gave more head we would not have 91% of our issues. She likes bumping uglies more[/quote]

And how often do you go down on her? Not sure why guys complain about lack of bjs in a relationship but most often dont give back. No chick wants to continually give welfare bjs. [/quote]

once a year. at the most. That is not my thing[/quote]

Lol, wow.[/quote]

X2

I tounge plow every chance I get!
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I’m actually a really big fan of it (especially since I enjoy the repayment) but my girl has been dealing with some hormone issues that have kept the area a “no fly zone.” I don’t need a recert in my red wings that I got when I was in my teens- I think that lasts a lifetime…

I’ll eat it like it’s my last meal.

If I had to, I’d give up receiving head before I gave up chowing box.

[quote]coolnatedawg wrote:

[quote]bond james bond wrote:

[quote]usmccds423 wrote:

[quote]drainman1 wrote:

[quote]Waittz wrote:

[quote]drainman1 wrote:
If my wife gave more head we would not have 91% of our issues. She likes bumping uglies more[/quote]

And how often do you go down on her? Not sure why guys complain about lack of bjs in a relationship but most often dont give back. No chick wants to continually give welfare bjs. [/quote]

once a year. at the most. That is not my thing[/quote]

Lol, wow.[/quote]

X2

I tounge plow every chance I get!
[/quote]

I’m actually a really big fan of it (especially since I enjoy the repayment) but my girl has been dealing with some hormone issues that have kept the area a “no fly zone.” I don’t need a recert in my red wings that I got when I was in my teens- I think that lasts a lifetime…[/quote]

grosssssssss

[quote]usmccds423 wrote:

[quote]coolnatedawg wrote:

[quote]bond james bond wrote:

[quote]usmccds423 wrote:

[quote]drainman1 wrote:

[quote]Waittz wrote:

[quote]drainman1 wrote:
If my wife gave more head we would not have 91% of our issues. She likes bumping uglies more[/quote]

And how often do you go down on her? Not sure why guys complain about lack of bjs in a relationship but most often dont give back. No chick wants to continually give welfare bjs. [/quote]

once a year. at the most. That is not my thing[/quote]

Lol, wow.[/quote]

X2

I tounge plow every chance I get!
[/quote]

I’m actually a really big fan of it (especially since I enjoy the repayment) but my girl has been dealing with some hormone issues that have kept the area a “no fly zone.” I don’t need a recert in my red wings that I got when I was in my teens- I think that lasts a lifetime…[/quote]

grosssssssss[/quote]

everything washes off in the shower.

[quote]usmccds423 wrote:

[quote]coolnatedawg wrote:

[quote]bond james bond wrote:

[quote]usmccds423 wrote:

[quote]drainman1 wrote:

[quote]Waittz wrote:

[quote]drainman1 wrote:
If my wife gave more head we would not have 91% of our issues. She likes bumping uglies more[/quote]

And how often do you go down on her? Not sure why guys complain about lack of bjs in a relationship but most often dont give back. No chick wants to continually give welfare bjs. [/quote]

once a year. at the most. That is not my thing[/quote]

Lol, wow.[/quote]

X2

I tounge plow every chance I get!
[/quote]

I’m actually a really big fan of it (especially since I enjoy the repayment) but my girl has been dealing with some hormone issues that have kept the area a “no fly zone.” I don’t need a recert in my red wings that I got when I was in my teens- I think that lasts a lifetime…[/quote]

grosssssssss[/quote]

I worked with a crazy newfie years ago who loved to eat his women out when she was on the rag. In his own words “love it when they’s bleedin’ by’”.

what?

what?


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