Interesting Response from Kid at the Gym Tonight

Off Topic
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[quote]anonym wrote:
Stu, perhaps you could describe this “shit-eating grin” for us?

Was it in his teeth, like he he had it in his water bottle (well, I guess that would be a shit-sipping grin, actually), or was it more around the outer lips area, as though he had just spent time kissing the ass of someone who wasn’t holding a gun to his head and screaming about killing his parents if he didn’t both isolate and decimate his pecs, in that exact order?

Did it hint at a finer culinary palate? I.e., did it speak to a higher fiber content in the feeder’s diet or was it a greasy, fast food shit?

Did it stick like an organic, free range shit should, or dribble like a fecal factory shit?

Do you suppose he was annoyed that you interrupted his meal, and this might have resulted in him being uncharacteristically short with you?

Did you see any knives or forks? Chopsticks? Or was it perhaps in one of those squeeze tubes like GoGurt?

Could you ball park the macros for us?

Do you think there’s any anabolic edge to what he was doing?

Are you CERTAIN he was eating it, and not simply reverse-digesting it per South Park’s recommendation?

Could he have been using it to protect his lips from chapping in the dry cold?

How did you VERIFY its shitty-ness? Taste test or smell check?

Do you know where I could buy some?

Would you be able to describe it to police officers if it later ended up robbing the gym using a toilet paper tube as a fake gun?

What COLOR was it? Is there anything potentially racist about your interpretation of it being in his mouth and your perception of his reaction?

Have you tried it and are now able to “knock it” without being an armchair, “theoretical” shit eater?

Do you think it was part of his split?

Should I do it on a non-leg day, or would pinching it out hamper my glutes from recovering.

Are you SURE it was a kid? Could it have been Thibs working on a new pre-exhaust technique for leg day and simply didn’t know where else to put it?

Mechanical drop shits?!?!?

Did Biotest put you up to this to generate hype over a new peri-WO supp?

AnaCACA?

AnaCRAPa?

AnaconDOO-DOO?

ANALconda?

ANALCACA??? IT IT ANALCACA, STU???

Can I get a free sample?[/quote]

Yes.

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[quote]roybot wrote:

[quote]anonym wrote:
Stu, perhaps you could describe this “shit-eating grin” for us?

Was it in his teeth, like he he had it in his water bottle (well, I guess that would be a shit-sipping grin, actually), or was it more around the outer lips area, as though he had just spent time kissing the ass of someone who wasn’t holding a gun to his head and screaming about killing his parents if he didn’t both isolate and decimate his pecs, in that exact order?

Did it hint at a finer culinary palate? I.e., did it speak to a higher fiber content in the feeder’s diet or was it a greasy, fast food shit?

Did it stick like an organic, free range shit should, or dribble like a fecal factory shit?

Do you suppose he was annoyed that you interrupted his meal, and this might have resulted in him being uncharacteristically short with you?

Did you see any knives or forks? Chopsticks? Or was it perhaps in one of those squeeze tubes like GoGurt?

Could you ball park the macros for us?

Do you think there’s any anabolic edge to what he was doing?

Are you CERTAIN he was eating it, and not simply reverse-digesting it per South Park’s recommendation?

Could he have been using it to protect his lips from chapping in the dry cold?

How did you VERIFY its shitty-ness? Taste test or smell check?

Do you know where I could buy some?

Would you be able to describe it to police officers if it later ended up robbing the gym using a toilet paper tube as a fake gun?

What COLOR was it? Is there anything potentially racist about your interpretation of it being in his mouth and your perception of his reaction?

Have you tried it and are now able to “knock it” without being an armchair, “theoretical” shit eater?

Do you think it was part of his split?

Should I do it on a non-leg day, or would pinching it out hamper my glutes from recovering.

Are you SURE it was a kid? Could it have been Thibs working on a new pre-exhaust technique for leg day and simply didn’t know where else to put it?

Mechanical drop shits?!?!?

Did Biotest put you up to this to generate hype over a new peri-WO supp?

AnaCACA?

AnaCRAPa?

AnaconDOO-DOO?

ANALconda?

ANALCACA??? IT IT ANALCACA, STU???

Can I get a free sample?[/quote]

Yes.[/quote]
My sentiments exactly.

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Wow… I didn’t realize until now, just how much of an asshole Stu, is.

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[quote]imhungry wrote:
Wow… I didn’t realize until now, just how much of an asshole Stu, is.[/quote]

Right?!?

So much for launching a Nice Guy Stu meme.

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More like the Mighty Stu’s Mean meme

amirite?

(no, obviously)

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Slap him upside the head with a plate next time.

If that don’t learn 'em, nothing will.

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[quote]The Mighty Stu wrote:

[quote]Waylander wrote:
It’s not about the form issue is it. Look at the responses and stu’s own response. He couldn’t have cared if the kid did the standard say yes and ignore, it was only when the kid said he was happy with how he looked that stu got annoyed. [/quote]

Way- it was much more surprised by his response, not really annoyed. I certainly bear no issues against others who don’t share my own personal goals, it was just the last possible thing I ever would have expected to hear in the situation.

S[/quote]

Fair enough, although I didn’t get that same impression from the other responses. You’re right it is a surprising thing for a kid to say, and a much better one that the standard ignore and repeat response. Fair play to the kid for being content and knowing what he wants. It’s not often that in today’s society you get a teenager who has no body issues.

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OHHH! A Mighty Stu roast thread. Hang on lemme think, lemme think rubs temples to help the flow of thought…

OK, I’m ready, now…

Hey, hey “Mighty” Stu! Yeah YOU (points finger/ hits caps for emphasis)! Next time somebody does THIS:

Leave them be. You hear me? They don’t WANT to build their quads, they DON’T want your advice! They don’t need you to help them to the ambulance after dislocating both knees! They are masters of their own fates and jean measurements! YOU don’t get to dictate their clothing sizing or diagnoze their injuries! So what if the kid was “swimming in a hooded sweatshirt”? So what!? Maybe he enjoys swimming!? Maybe he was just wearing an oversized hoody to be ironic?!! Maybe he was a philosophy student parodying the gym lifestyle?! Who are you to judge? Now beat it!..you, you judgey, judgey person, you.

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[quote]Waylander wrote:

[quote]anonym wrote:
ITT: meatheads mad about skinny people being happy with their appearance.

Discuss.[/quote]

People need to realise that building muscle isn’t the be all and end all when it comes to life. If this kid is happy with his body, then you shouldn’t try to push your own body issues onto him. This site does sometimes remind me of a pro-anorexia site, except the opposite extreme.

I have a lot of respect for a skinny person who is comfortable and confident in their own body and i find it funny a lot of people are pissed off that this kid is happy being skinny.[/quote]

If hes happy with being skinny, then why is he in the gym working out? Doesn’t being in the gym mean your trying to improve something about your body? There are exceptions, much much older dudes may just go to stay in shape and keep fit. thats the only exception. But the vast majority of people in the gym are trying to improve something.

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when even stu gets trolled, I tend to agree this forum is going downhill

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I understand Stu’s deal. I think the idea is he wants to genuinely help out a newbie. Be a good guy, pay it forward, blahblahblah…
I see crazy shit in my gym everyday, just like you guys and gals. It does pain me to see some of this stuff, when they are trying soo hard, and getting nowhere. Some people are grateful for advice, mostly no. I stopped giving it with out being asked a long time ago. I do look and scowl or shake my head for effect. but as Prof X said, just don’t break the equipment.
And get the f+ck outta my way!!!

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My generation is fucked.

CS

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[quote]jake_j_m wrote:
when even stu gets trolled, I tend to agree this forum is going downhill[/quote]

LOL

Who is trolling Stu? Everyone who has posted anything in humor so far would readily admit that he is one of the most - if not THE most - respected member on this forum.

But, that doesn’t mean he behind a velvet rope on a pedestal with a “Do Not Touch” sign separating him from those of us walking around the T-Nation HoF. He’s a part of the community here. And sometimes we like to joke around in the [u]GET A LIFE[/u] section.

Everything said so far has been in good humor, and with the understanding that he is an adult man who can both recognize and take a joke when they are delivered without the intent to insult him.

Obviously, no one thinks that that exchange makes him an asshole or whatever. That’s why the jokes about him being a dick ARE – because he is obviously one of the nicest guys you’ll find here.

If this site really is “going downhill”, people with no critical thinking skills and an inability to read between the lines – like you – are the reason, not innocent humor.

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Some people.

Ugh.

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[quote]Iron Dwarf wrote:
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haha! Nice one ID.

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[quote]anonym wrote:

[quote]jake_j_m wrote:
when even stu gets trolled, I tend to agree this forum is going downhill[/quote]

LOL

Who is trolling Stu? Everyone who has posted anything in humor so far would readily admit that he is one of the most - if not THE most - respected member on this forum.

But, that doesn’t mean he behind a velvet rope on a pedestal with a “Do Not Touch” sign separating him from those of us walking around the T-Nation HoF. He’s a part of the community here. And sometimes we like to joke around in the [u]GET A LIFE[/u] section.

Everything said so far has been in good humor, and with the understanding that he is an adult man who can both recognize and take a joke when they are delivered without the intent to insult him.

Obviously, no one thinks that that exchange makes him an asshole or whatever. That’s why the jokes about him being a dick ARE – because he is obviously one of the nicest guys you’ll find here.

If this site really is “going downhill”, people with no critical thinking skills and an inability to read between the lines – like you – are the reason, not innocent humor.[/quote]
Exactly.

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[quote]imhungry wrote:

[quote]anonym wrote:

[quote]jake_j_m wrote:
when even stu gets trolled, I tend to agree this forum is going downhill[/quote]

LOL

Who is trolling Stu? Everyone who has posted anything in humor so far would readily admit that he is one of the most - if not THE most - respected member on this forum.

But, that doesn’t mean he behind a velvet rope on a pedestal with a “Do Not Touch” sign separating him from those of us walking around the T-Nation HoF. He’s a part of the community here. And sometimes we like to joke around in the [u]GET A LIFE[/u] section.

Everything said so far has been in good humor, and with the understanding that he is an adult man who can both recognize and take a joke when they are delivered without the intent to insult him.

Obviously, no one thinks that that exchange makes him an asshole or whatever. That’s why the jokes about him being a dick ARE – because he is obviously one of the nicest guys you’ll find here.

If this site really is “going downhill”, people with no critical thinking skills and an inability to read between the lines – like you – are the reason, not innocent humor.[/quote]
Exactly.[/quote]

x2 nothing but respect for Stu just goofing around a little in the off topic forum. Fyi i would consider it a blessing having Stu training in the same gym as me.

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[quote]Iron Dwarf wrote:
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Hahaha!! Awesome, ID.

I laughed at this for a good 5 mins. Stu looks so badass. Lol!

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I have a friend like this. Average in every way. 5’9" a buck-75, squats 135 and deadlifts 185 every. single. time he goes to the gym, then does a couple of dips and a few pullups and goes and watches 20 minutes of whatever shitfest is on at the Cardio Cinema. Usually shows up 45 minutes late, looking washed up from the night before.

He says he’s primarily a soccer player and thus only comes to the gym to “complement” it. Funny, I don’t think CARLES fucking PUYOL treats his gym sessions like that.

He told me he could leg press 10 plates (ON EACH SIDE) so we did a leg press session (I never do this, I only squat and lunge) and I saw the shortest ROM of I’ve ever seen in my life. I think his feet moved about 5 inches.

I don’t mind it personally but I’ve stopped training with him. I can’t deal with the stagnation, willingness to settle for being one of those guys who trains 3x a week but nobody can tell either in the power rack or at the beach.