Increase in Penis Size?

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[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:

[quote]orion wrote:

[quote]Professor X wrote:

[quote]spar4tee wrote:

[quote]orion wrote:

[quote]spar4tee wrote:
Does Size Matter to Women?????? @hodgetwins - YouTube [/quote]

First, I thought that all I could learn from this guys was about the intricacies of prison rape.

Then, I had to humbly concede that these two wise men were only trying to inject much needed common sense into ueber complicated debates.

Why are they at least somewhat black-ish and have blue eyes?

That is unsettling.

Unless they were girls.

Then it would also be unsettling.

Just in a different way.

But they are not, so there.

Maybe their blue eyes are due to the Ibad of Spice consumption?

Because, that would explain a lot.

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They have white ancestry … most black people do (at least in 'Muricaw).[/quote]

My grandmother was lighter than that with the same eyes.

Didn’t know people considered that strange.[/quote]

It is not strange, just unsettling.

Yesterday I had a little black kid right next to me talk in the broadest Viennese dialect.

It hits you in all kinds of ways because you do not expect it.

It did not help tghat his dialect had a slightly Austro-Turkish tinge.

Try as you might, you expect some things without even knowing it and sometimes the Universe does not deliver. [/quote]

How was the black kid supposed to sound?
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Yeah, that is what I asked myself.

I guess I expected him to speak English, which , given that we have a lot of UN and American International School kids here is not entirely off.

If he had spoken High German, fine.

“Heast Oida, ruck ume”, serious discombobulation.

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[quote]orion wrote:

Yeah, that is what I asked myself.

I guess I expected him to speak English, which , given that we have a lot of UN and American International School kids here is not entirely off.

If he had spoken High German, fine.

“Heast Oida, ruck ume”, serious discombobulation.
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It just sounds like there is a discrepancy between the boxes you place people in and reality.

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[quote]Professor X wrote:

[quote]orion wrote:

Yeah, that is what I asked myself.

I guess I expected him to speak English, which , given that we have a lot of UN and American International School kids here is not entirely off.

If he had spoken High German, fine.

“Heast Oida, ruck ume”, serious discombobulation.
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It just sounds like there is a discrepancy between the boxes you place people in and reality.[/quote]

Sure, but what about it?

We all have boxes and those who dont run around naked and screaming.

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In case anyone wonders, “heast Oida, ruck ume”, would roughly translate as “Dear old chap, could you please make room for me.”

You did not learn that in Highschool German?

Oh well.

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[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:

How was the black kid supposed to sound?

I have a white friend from samolia…I expect him to sound like people from samolia…not like he’s from denver

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My white friend from Kingston sounds so Rastafari, it almost makes me giggle.

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A friend is from Poland.
He told me how some random black dude asked him something while both were waiting at the station in Warsaw - in polish.

So naturally he just laughed and laughed until his stomach hurt and the (sad?)black man was long gone.

The story makes sense if you know Poland a bit.

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This thread sucks outside of the plumpness that is Ninjas tits!

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No joke i bought a penis pump that i did not use consistently. Ill also admit that i over did it on caffeine and got kind of fat. I was walking around with constant shrivlage for a bit. The pump didnt cause real growth, but just useing that thing for ten minutes one time kind of had me hanging lower for a whole week later. It wasnt real growth, but my shrivilage problem found its solution, which was great since women tend to look in that direction.

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You realize this post is 13 years old right? I don;t think anyone from this thread is still active. Did you just use the search function to find a thread about penis size you you could post about you pump? Kinda weird.

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Lol. I think it showed up as being related to some other thread i started lol

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Sometimes I miss the old t-nation when the weird was stronger. Also, what even is shrivilage?

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Something else to look forward to as you get older.

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Is there ever a wrong time to talk about increasing penis size, dealing with shrivilage and what sort of results to realistically expect from a penis pump?

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Shrivilage is when theirs just not a lot of blood in the thing and it looks straight up embarrassing lol.

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The question is why someone would want to increase the size of their member. Are you doing it because you think that’s what women want?

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Its the same as arms. We do it for da chickz but the only people impressed by it are other dudes.

*and of course, our selves. :rofl:

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It is an important part of having sex, often called “getting a boner”.

I’ve never wanted to change my special purpose, which is magnificent, but I could understand why some men might feel inadequate.

I can also understand why some women value a certain size or shape. I’ve seen enough dildo drawers to understand that.

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I was thinking maybe a portmanteau of shriveled and privilege. But maybe that’s just white privilege.

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That’s what I was getting at.