Inagural Badass-Handle Recognition

Off Topic
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For no constructive reason whatsoever, I’ve decided to enumerate the people whom I think have cool or amusing Forum handles(ie, aliases.) Don’t worry, we’ll cure cancer and rectify social injustice tomorrow. Today is an ‘off’ day. :slight_smile:

drumroll Ok, people I think have really cool handles, in no particular order:

Galvatron, Amra, squataholic, Avoidsroids, Sewerhooker, MBE, stately plump buck mulligan, longsnapper, BigRipFreaky.

Don’t worry, if you didn’t make it on the list, it’s probably because: A) Its your name. B) It’s not amusing! :wink: C) It was too clever for me to figure out. D) I didn’t see it.

Anyway… what meaning this post has, I know not.

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I’m hurt…really

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I know I fall in the (A) category. But the (B) category may fit as well; “Patricia” is rather boring, ain’t it? :slight_smile: Ahhh, now if I used my initials, PMS. That’d be funny, right?

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Go me!


But, the question is, where does my handle come from?

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First off, I’d like to thank God…

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“Big Turd” takes the cake in my book. The turd is a frequent poster on the steroids board.

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you’re such a jackass, buck. there… i said it.

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Joyce

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I’ve been wondering the same thing for some time and been hoping you’d grace us with an answer.

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Golly, Gee, well, I shall start out by saying that I am honored to the point of refusing to wear pants. I have to thank the following people/items for my current state of being. In no particular order:

  • The 2 liter bottle of Mandarin orange selzter I consumed today and the half bottle of cherry I have left.
  • My employer and secret crush, Master Chris Merrow despite his being a deplorable and abusive fatass.
  • 1/3rd of the population of Uganda.
  • The good people of “Evening Escort Express”
  • The other 2/3rds of Uganda.
  • Most vowels.
  • I take back the nation of Uganda, they have disheartened me greatly within the last 18 seconds.
  • Poor social skills.
    Finally, though possibly most influential, Mr. Tom Jones.

MBE: “If this makes sense you are reading the wrong post. Since 1902.”

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Toothless Kinch, Ubermench, I want my keys back.

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I think my new favorite is “IFlingPoo”.

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Wow. Not only did I make the cool list but I also get the honor of first mention ;). I am flattered, really.

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“Stately, plump Buck Mulligan came from the stairhead, bearing a bowl of lather on which a mirror and a razor lay crossed.” James Joyce, Ulysses, Chapter Telemachus.

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thanks

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I am honoured and touched. I also agree with Tyler that “Iflingpoo” is hilarious.

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Can’t spell own screen name – AAAH!! (bangs head on table)

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I think you should change your screen name to “That should be Porkchop”. Much more Joycean.

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I thought about using clitloveranallookerwhoremonger but decided against it. Patricia, I don’t think you’re boring at all.

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Don’t get me started on James Joyce again.