Let’s have our own little version of the “Twelve Days of Christmas.” I’ve done days one through five - it’s up to you all to finish the rest.
On the 1st day of T-mas Chris Shugart gave to me A tub of Advanced Protein
On the second day of T-mas.... Two scoops of surge
Three caps of tribex
Four sets of deadlifts
Five by five training!
Six nekid chicks!
Seven strap-on dildos
eight guys tag teaming one chick
9 inches in some girl with big tits.
Guys…just a word…you GOTTA keep the RHYTHM, baby! (…DA, da,dada, da…DA, da,dada, da…DA, da,dada,da…DA, da,dada, da) or it loses it! (You guys KILL me!)
The Lion will try to think of some after work!
I don’t have to keep no rythme…I’m white. Or is that can’t keep the rythem? Brahahahahah. 
Okay…without further ado…here is The Lion’s personal “Testosterone Twelve Days of Christmas” (sung to the tune AND RHYTHM of the original! :)----!!! )
(sing along, now…) ON THE TWELFTH DAY OF CHRISTMAS, MY TRUE LOVE GAVE TO MEEEeee…
TWELVE…Pavel Comrades!
ELEVEN…Ian Workouts!
TEN…Mag-10 Bottles!
NINE…AP/Surge Pacs!
EIGHT…J.B. Diets!
SEVEN…Packs of Fish Oil!
SIX…Pammy A. Pics!
FIIIVE FITNESS FREAKS!!!
FOoourr Maxim Babes!
THREE Squat Racks; TWOooo KettleBalls…
…AND A LEATHER JACKET STRAIGHT FROM T.C.!!!
ENJOY A WONDEROUS AND JOYUS TESTOSTERONE HOLIDAY!!! Mufasa :)—!!!