The 12 Days of an Italian Christmas
On the twelfth day of Christmas my paesan gave to me:
Twelve globs of hair gel,
Eleven Sinatra CDs,
Ten hand gestures,
Nine balls-a-grabbing,
Eight fuggetaboutits,
Seven Piazza jerseys,
Six Sergio Tacchinis,
FIVE PINKY RINGS!!!
Four fresh cannolis,
All tree Godfadda’s,
Two guinea tees,
AND A RIDE IN HIS IROC-Z!!!
Merry Christmas, guys!
Mufasa