Smoking tobacco- 36
Murder- 15. I know murder is bad, but sometimes, to me, killing is justified in one way or another. You shot my brother? Rape my wife? I kill you. Not nearly as evil as getting shot and killed in Newark because it’s gang initiation time.
Eating pork- 36. Gross, but whatever floats your boat.
Littering- 15.
Forced sexual intercourse (rape)-1
Prostitution- 25
Smoking marijuana-36
Anal sex (male-female)- 36. I’m all about it.
Driving while intoxicated- 5, even though I’ve been guilty of it.
Sexual intercourse with an animal- 36
Copyright infringement- 1 (I’m a writer.)
Curling in the squat rack- 20
Consensual sex between adult siblings- 35. gross, but whatever.
Voting Republican- 1 worse than murder.
Sexual intercourse with a minor- 20. situational. Am I 19 and she’s 17?
Shooting heroin-36
Child prostitution- 1
Libel and slander- 15
Drinking alcohol- 36 (c’mon man.)
Oral sex (male-female)- 36. All about it.
Voting Democrat- 5. Only a sin in recent times.
Consensual sex between adult 1st cousins- 36. Gross, but whatever.
Chewing gum- 36
Producing or viewing pornography- 36. (again, I’m all about it.)
Oral sex (female-female)- 36. God’s greatest invention.
Robbery and theft- 10
Masturbating- 36
Consensual sex between an adult and his/her parent- 36. Horrificly gross, but consent is consent. None of my business.
Sacrilege and blasphemy- 36 (all about it.)
Taking Ecstasy- 36
Anal sex (male-male)- 36. Horrificly gross, but whatever.
Producing or viewing child pornography- 2
Oral sex (male-male)- 36 Horifically gross.
Using a Bosu ball- 36 see above.
Snorting cocaine- 36
Gambling- 36