[quote]malonetd wrote:
Lazy Newbie: Tim, can I stack those with Alpha Male, HOT-ROX, and Flintstone vitamins? When I take it should I drink 8 oz of water or 10 oz? Can it be tap water? Can I sprinkle Grow! on my Kripy Kremes? Should I wipe my ass going forwards or backwards?
Thanks for all your help.
Oh, one more thing. Are you guys ever gonna sell Hydroxycut on your website?[/quote]
Beautiful. LMAO!
I cant helpit…I’ve laughed EVERY time I read this…TOO FUNNY!!
[quote]Atomic Dog wrote:
MikeTheBear wrote:
Can we do the T-Nation staff too? Here goes, and it’s all in good fun. If I didn’t respect these guys, I wouldn’t go to the effort of making fun of them:
TC: So as I was chasing this cute girl around my bedroom with my pants around my ankles and my penis flaying about like a weasel who just drank an espresso, I suddenly had a cosmic epiphany. Is Space-Time really a Continuum? Does E really equal MC-squared? What happens to all those socks you lose in the laundry leaving you with an unmatched pair? As my date realized I had stopped chasing her, she gave me a look much like another girl did when she caught me in her hamper sniffing her panties. I looked down, and noticed that my penis was still as stiff as a titanium rod at absolute zero. At that point, I came up with my own Theory of Relativity: if you’re chasing a hottie around your bedroom and your penis is erect, everything else is relative. All was right with the world.
You know, that’s pretty damn good! I bow my head to you, sir!
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Lazy Newbie: Tim, can I stack those with Alpha Male, HOT-ROX, and Flintstone vitamins? When I take it should I drink 8 oz of water or 10 oz? Can it be tap water? Can I sprinkle Grow! on my Kripy Kremes? Should I wipe my ass going forwards or backwards?
Thanks for all your help.
Oh, one more thing. Are you guys ever gonna sell Hydroxycut on your website?[/quote]
Fucking hilarious. Especially the ass-wiping part.
Right after I finish cutting up .95743 of a banana, I like to have 1.0765 cups of milk and sit in mama’s lap and tell her how smart I am.
Since I am such an instintual training, and my excellent nutrition, I have bulked up to 145 pounds. Wanna see my ass crack?
I am 17, and I am the most evolved creature ever devised. I’m so evolved, you can’t prove to me that I was even born. I will live forever. Me an Ayn Rand are going to live together in Harry Browne’s basement after technology catches up with my superior intellect.
[quote]rainjack wrote:
Right after I finish cutting up .95743 of a banana, I like to have 1.0765 cups of milk and sit in mama’s lap and tell her how smart I am.
Since I am such an instintual training, and my excellent nutrition, I have bulked up to 145 pounds. Wanna see my ass crack?
I am 17, and I am the most evolved creature ever devised. O’m so evolved, you can’t prove to me that I was even born. I will live forever. Me an Ayn Rand are going to live together in Harry Browne’s basement after technology catches up with my superior intellect.[/quote]
…and my metabolism which is EXTREMELY FAST.
I am HOT-ROX.
[quote]rainjack wrote:
Right after I finish cutting up .95743 of a banana, I like to have 1.0765 cups of milk and sit in mama’s lap and tell her how smart I am.
Since I am such an instintual training, and my excellent nutrition, I have bulked up to 145 pounds. Wanna see my ass crack?
I am 17, and I am the most evolved creature ever devised. I’m so evolved, you can’t prove to me that I was even born. I will live forever. Me an Ayn Rand are going to live together in Harry Browne’s basement after technology catches up with my superior intellect.[/quote]
LOL! Nice. The only thing I would add is all of his sighs because his massive intellect is forced to deal with such mundane troglodytes like us. Someone should ask him how the view is from Mount Olympus.
When I got to that part of the thread, I wet myself.
You guys are awesome.
Al Shades: “I am immortal.”
“I didn’t like the response to my pictures, so LADIES please soothe my fragile ego and tell me my upper lip and gums look sexy.”
Later:
“Oh damn…even the “enlightened one” has ragged on me…dammit…”
TB
Awesome! Are you gonna sell Hydroxycut…
[quote]malonetd wrote:
JohnGullick wrote:
Tim Patterson:
For the past 8 months the scientists at Biotest, headed by TCs dog have been working on something new… Something that will blow away the oposition… Our first attempts failed, but ‘quit’ is not in our vocabulary… And here it is: Grow! tablets! Each easy to swallow tablet provides 89.3 grams of quality protein from cows, milked by John Beradi himself. And that’s not all, while other companies, not to mention any names (EAS, MetRX) would give their right nut to sell this formula for $286.98 we’re going to offer it for $7.45! Why? Because I rock. Heres the easy to swallow tablet modelled by Christian Thibaudeau:
Lazy Newbie: Tim, can I stack those with Alpha Male, HOT-ROX, and Flintstone vitamins? When I take it should I drink 8 oz of water or 10 oz? Can it be tap water? Can I sprinkle Grow! on my Kripy Kremes? Should I wipe my ass going forwards or backwards?
Thanks for all your help.
Oh, one more thing. Are you guys ever gonna sell Hydroxycut on your website?[/quote]
Newbie: Is it possible to be lean and be able to eat cupcakes a lot? I love my cupcakes. Right now I’m 5’9" and close to 250 pounds, size 46 pant size, and I’m guessing I have about 15% bodyfat. I know its high, but I really want to drop some weight. I really like cupcakes. Did I mention I like cupcakes? I think that eating cupcakes will prevent muscle loss since my body will be burning all the cupcakes up. Does this sound right? MAN! I need some cupcakes right now! I think I’ll start working out tomorrow. Just a few more cupcakes…
Up from the depths… 30 stories high… Godzilla!!!
Heh, nice retrieval rainjack, this is a good one!
I’ve read it 2.3817 times now, though I had to devise an algorithm to determine my blink rate to get the fourth decimal.
bump
Can I just say I have never laughed so much at a T-Nation thread. The whole thread is awesome.
Unmitigated brilliance! I can’t believe I totally missed this thread when it came out.
DB
You guys are BRUTAL!! Love it! We don’t have THIS much fun on the F-heit thread*sigh
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[quote]MikeTheBear wrote:
Can we do the T-Nation staff too? Here goes, and it’s all in good fun. If I didn’t respect these guys, I wouldn’t go to the effort of making fun of them:
Chad Waterbury: Even though I’m working on a Ph.D. here in Arizona where there are so many pretty girls, I’m really just a redneck hillbilly bumpkin. All I know is that if you do 10x3 and move the weight faster than a bunch of hillbillies driving to a gun show, you’ll recruit the IIB fibers without the nasty NFAT and you’ll get huge.
TC: I really like my penis.
Chris Thibaudeau: Here in Canada, where even coffee is a banned substance, we need to improvise new ways of potentiating our neural drive. While a mentioned that putting an ice pack on your abdomen can help potentiate an important vasoconstrictive response, I have since discovered, after testing it on my hockey players, that sticking an ice pack down your pants will really get you pissed off, thereby increasing neural drive. Take a serving of Power Drive and caffeine, and you’ll be lifting record PRs.
MikeTheBear: Will that help with fat loss?
{And no one responds, because MikeTheBear has been trying to lose weight for three years now and still has nothing to show for it.}
Dr. Lowery: Recent studies have shown that eating wood chips with a carb meal will blunt the insulin response.
Chris Shugart: I will now go to the next level and try my Lightspeed Diet. Basically, I’ll take every supplement that Biotest has ever made, drink one Low-Carb Grow!, then do a modified Waterbury workout. I’ll either travel back in time or sustain severe brain damage.
TC: So as I was chasing this cute girl around my bedroom with my pants around my ankles and my penis flaying about like a weasel who just drank an espresso, I suddenly had a cosmic epiphany. Is Space-Time really a Continuum? Does E really equal MC-squared? What happens to all those socks you lose in the laundry leaving you with an unmatched pair? As my date realized I had stopped chasing her, she gave me a look much like another girl did when she caught me in her hamper sniffing her panties. I looked down, and noticed that my penis was still as stiff as a titanium rod at absolute zero. At that point, I came up with my own Theory of Relativity: if you’re chasing a hottie around your bedroom and your penis is erect, everything else is relative. All was right with the world.[/quote]
This was a classic, Fanfuckintastic
enough with the praise
more impersonating
[quote]wufwugy wrote:
enough with the praise
more impersonating[/quote]
Ok.
wufwugy: Wooo, look at me everybody, I have an avatar with a luscious peach of an ass! Me so horny? No, YOU so horny… after looking at my avatar!
random noob: " I am 17 and just finished a cycle of deca-micro-nike-bol, 1 gazillion nanograms frontloaded backflipped and salted to taste. How do you like this pic of my fluff?"
T-mob: “Knock off the roids and quit flippin yer pine!”
noobs buddy: “Yoo Da Man Noob! Don’t listen to the haters. Where can i get some of that super cali fragi bol?”
random monster: " Ik urghblotto scraaaah!"