“I don’t cheat, I get results! :)”
“Yeah, I admit my form needed a lot of improvement in the past, but it’s getting much better, these days. I will post new bench, squat and dead videos in the near future.”
Actual quotes from the infamous DieselWeasel, early on in his huge ass post.
I know, I know, we’re supposed to immitate, but I couldn’t resist.
If I knew how to make one of those moving pictures, I’d make a guy deadlift-humping a bar and calling it good form deadlifts.
[quote]MikeTheBear wrote:
Can we do the T-Nation staff too? Here goes, and it’s all in good fun. If I didn’t respect these guys, I wouldn’t go to the effort of making fun of them:
Chad Waterbury: Even though I’m working on a Ph.D. here in Arizona where there are so many pretty girls, I’m really just a redneck hillbilly bumpkin. All I know is that if you do 10x3 and move the weight faster than a bunch of hillbillies driving to a gun show, you’ll recruit the IIB fibers without the nasty NFAT and you’ll get huge.
TC: I really like my penis.
Chris Thibaudeau: Here in Canada, where even coffee is a banned substance, we need to improvise new ways of potentiating our neural drive. While a mentioned that putting an ice pack on your abdomen can help potentiate an important vasoconstrictive response, I have since discovered, after testing it on my hockey players, that sticking an ice pack down your pants will really get you pissed off, thereby increasing neural drive. Take a serving of Power Drive and caffeine, and you’ll be lifting record PRs.
MikeTheBear: Will that help with fat loss?
{And no one responds, because MikeTheBear has been trying to lose weight for three years now and still has nothing to show for it.}
Dr. Lowery: Recent studies have shown that eating wood chips with a carb meal will blunt the insulin response.
Chris Shugart: I will now go to the next level and try my Lightspeed Diet. Basically, I’ll take every supplement that Biotest has ever made, drink one Low Carb Grow!, then do a modified Waterbury workout. I’ll either travel back in time or sustain severe brain damage.
TC: So as I was chasing this cute girl around my bedroom with my pants around my ankles and my penis flaying about like a weasel who just drank an espresso, I suddenly had a cosmic epiphany. Is Space-Time really a Continuum? Does E really equal MC-squared? What happens to all those socks you lose in the laundry leaving you with an unmatched pair? As my date realized I had stopped chasing her, she gave me a look much like another girl did when she caught me in her hamper sniffing her panties. I looked down, and noticed that my penis was still as stiff as a titanium rod at absolute zero. At that point, I came up with my own Theory of Relativity: if you’re chasing a hottie around your bedroom and your penis is erect, everything else is relative. All was right with the world.[/quote]
That, my friend, was one hell of a fine piece of text! I laughed more at your post than I did the entire last month! Congratulations 
“I’m tired of all these pictures of hot babes with the come hither look on their face! How about we put some pictures of butt-ugly bitches that are powerful for no man on this site!”
“Oh look here’s a picture of my progress, and oh wow! it just happens to include another gratuitous cleavage shot.”
“Damn you liberal hippie fags!”
“Here’s another example of the hate-filled liberal banter that they throw out when they’re losing an argument.”
“Obviously you haven’t read the bible like I have.”
“For all you assholes out there who didn’t believe me when I said I could bench 300 lbs, I just benched 315 and I’m created this thread to prove it.”
[quote]nephorm wrote:
wufwugy wrote:
enough with the praise
more impersonating
Ok.
wufwugy: Wooo, look at me everybody, I have an avatar with a luscious peach of an ass! Me so horny? No, YOU so horny… after looking at my avatar![/quote]
HA
you done it now.
nephorm: I’m really smart, but i’m gonna complain about my sex life. Why are women so complicated? Why doesn’t my understanding of Philosophy and D&D make them wet? Where’s WideGuy? The first time i responded to one of wufwugy’s posts i was an asshole, but that’s okay because he asked a dumb question.
[First post]
WOW I don’t have the time to read this article, but I’m sure it is great because is my favourite author. has written a whole bunch of other FANTASTIC articles that I’ve been way too busy to read, (though I did let everyone else know how cool they are) if I had the time to read them and then train, I’m sure I’d gain 1500lbs of muscle with no fat gain, and my vertical jump would increase by 100 inches.
Hey I’ve run out of time, but I hope everyone appreciates how hard it was to take the time to post and let everyone know how cool this article is.
I’m laughing so hard so abs are getting a workout…lol
really fun stuff!
[quote]wufwugy wrote:
nephorm: I’m really smart, but i’m gonna complain about my sex life.
[/quote]
LOL.
You know, in ancient Greece, the actors would strap huge leather phalli to themselves. The actor playing Socrates in “the Clouds” would do the same, for example. Why? To show that we’re all the same, below the waist. Regardless of philosophy, intellect, wealth… everyone is ultimately about the same thing.
I stand by my assertion that “them bitches be trippin’.” Further, I’ve never once played D&D in my life!
Yeah… meeeemories.
[quote]nephorm wrote:
Further, I’ve never once played D&D in my life!
[/quote]
damn, i thought i had you figured.
Three words to imitate half of the T-Nation:
“I’d Hit It”
[quote]bellis800 wrote:
Three words to imitate half of the T-Nation:
“I’d Hit It”
[/quote]
More like 7/8’s
[quote]BIGRAGOO wrote:
bellis800 wrote:
Three words to imitate half of the T-Nation:
“I’d Hit It”
More like 7/8’s[/quote]
We are discussing what the vixens say about me in the T-Vixen section right?
“I’d hit that Proteinpowda guy like I slam down a Surge post workout!”
[quote]Proteinpowda wrote:
BIGRAGOO wrote:
bellis800 wrote:
Three words to imitate half of the T-Nation:
“I’d Hit It”
More like 7/8’s
We are discussing what the vixens say about me in the T-Vixen section right?
“I’d hit that Proteinpowda guy like I slam down a Surge post workout!”[/quote]
I think when the vixens say that, they mean they would punch the shit out of you. I think hehe.
[quote]BIGRAGOO wrote:
Proteinpowda wrote:
BIGRAGOO wrote:
bellis800 wrote:
Three words to imitate half of the T-Nation:
“I’d Hit It”
More like 7/8’s
We are discussing what the vixens say about me in the T-Vixen section right?
“I’d hit that Proteinpowda guy like I slam down a Surge post workout!”
I think when the vixens say that, they mean they would punch the shit out of you. I think hehe.[/quote]
LMAO
[quote]Proteinpowda wrote:
BIGRAGOO wrote:
bellis800 wrote:
Three words to imitate half of the T-Nation:
“I’d Hit It”
More like 7/8’s
We are discussing what the vixens say about me in the T-Vixen section right?
“I’d hit that Proteinpowda guy like I slam down a Surge post workout!”[/quote]
how bout you start a thread in the sorority asking tuh vixens if they’d fuck ya?
[quote]wufwugy wrote:
Proteinpowda wrote:
BIGRAGOO wrote:
bellis800 wrote:
Three words to imitate half of the T-Nation:
“I’d Hit It”
More like 7/8’s
We are discussing what the vixens say about me in the T-Vixen section right?
“I’d hit that Proteinpowda guy like I slam down a Surge post workout!”
how bout you start a thread in the sorority asking tuh vixens if they’d fuck ya?[/quote]
Oooh bad idea. We don’t want to hurt his feelings too bad, do we.
[quote]BIGRAGOO wrote:
wufwugy wrote:
Proteinpowda wrote:
BIGRAGOO wrote:
bellis800 wrote:
Three words to imitate half of the T-Nation:
“I’d Hit It”
More like 7/8’s
We are discussing what the vixens say about me in the T-Vixen section right?
“I’d hit that Proteinpowda guy like I slam down a Surge post workout!”
how bout you start a thread in the sorority asking tuh vixens if they’d fuck ya?
Oooh bad idea. We don’t want to hurt his feelings too bad, do we. [/quote]
To make it even worse, more would choose me over him! 
Every three months:
: Do you think gear is cheating?
<1/4 of T-Nation>: Gear adds 500 lbs, users are weak without it.
<1/4 of T-Nation>: If rules allow gear, its not cheating.
<1/8 of T-Nation>: Gear is equipment, It adds nothing until you learn it.
<1/8 of T-Nation>: Here we go again, Dumbasses!
<1/40 of T-Nation>: Gear only adds like 100 lbs.
<1/40 of T-Nation>: Inzer is better than Titan.
<1/40 of T-Nation>: Demin is better than Poly.
<1/40 of T-Nation>: Deadlift suits add nothing.
<1/40 of T-Nation>: The gear has to fit right.
<1/40 of T-Nation>: I personally talked to someone who saw Coan bench 800 without it.
<1/40 of T-Nation>: Rychlak holds the record.
<1/40 of T-Nation>: Federation XYZ is a joke.
<1/40 of T-Nation>: Powerlifters are fat, Bruce Lee had strength.
<1/40 of T-Nation>: Steroids will make your nuts fall off and you’ll go insane.
… repeat for 5 pages of posts …
[quote]Nate Dogg wrote:
BIGRAGOO wrote:
wufwugy wrote:
Proteinpowda wrote:
BIGRAGOO wrote:
bellis800 wrote:
Three words to imitate half of the T-Nation:
“I’d Hit It”
More like 7/8’s
We are discussing what the vixens say about me in the T-Vixen section right?
“I’d hit that Proteinpowda guy like I slam down a Surge post workout!”
how bout you start a thread in the sorority asking tuh vixens if they’d fuck ya?
Oooh bad idea. We don’t want to hurt his feelings too bad, do we.
To make it even worse, more would choose me over him!
[/quote]
Apparently you guys needed a bit of help at the “awesomization” at Kona Grill…well except for you Nate…your girl was pretty darn attractive.
Next time I might have to show you some Powda-Style.
[quote]malonetd wrote:
Uhhh…I don’t have anything to say. I just wanted to post a pic of a hottie.
Signed,
Xen Nova[/quote]
Sorry, off topic, but can someone please tell me who this is? She’s gonna get Googled…hard!
[quote]tharren wrote:
malonetd wrote:
Uhhh…I don’t have anything to say. I just wanted to post a pic of a hottie.
Signed,
Xen Nova
Sorry, off topic, but can someone please tell me who this is? She’s gonna get Googled…hard![/quote]
Sung Hee Lee.
Thank me later.