I'm Almost 40, Damn It!


Ok. 6’ 3" and 220 lbs., + or -. Is that skinny-fat? I have been this size for the past three and a half years whether I lift or not. Eat more, right? I can down 20 to 30 pieces of pizza regularly at buffets. Three foot longs at Subway, no problem. I move around a lot. I use to lay around more and that helped me swell up. I apparently have unlocked some metabolism secret. I did state some short term goals in my second post. I will add to them as I figure it out. Most of you are probably more techy than I am. I’d like this picture rotated and smaller, anyone?

The last log I started was great. I made two or three posts and then nothing. I must have achieved my goals way ahead of schedule. I’ve decided to start another one. I guess I’m looking for something to do.

Same stuff. Hit and miss lifting. I eat well, though. I’m almost forty years old and I want to turn back time, not like Cher, though.

When I’m not really “training” my body defaults to skinny legs and shoulders. Much like Kermit the Frog.

I asked my six year old daughter if “Daddy has a fat tummy?” She told me “No, it’s your butt that is fat.” I took that as a compliment.

I used to be kind of strong and almost very athletic.

I am trying to look more like a semi-beefy blue collar guy. How’s that for training science? My legs and “yoke” really let me down. Symmetry? No.

I’m a good month into a 20-reps squat program. I started at 225 lbs on the bar. It took me a week to commit. Yes, I am going deep. The next workout will be with 275 lbs. I’m doing this with two days of rest in between workouts. I can hit the first 10-12 reps of these pretty quickly. I think that this 20 rep thing is working to meat up my legs. Remember, my butt is fat in the eyes of a six year old. It’s just mid-quad down I’m concerned with. This is all high bar un-belted squatting. My stance is about shoulder width.

Prior to beginning to squat I deadlifted a little. Because it’s easier. I did 455x3 reps standing on two 45 lbs. plates and wearing my Redwing work boots. So it was a deficit deadlift of some inches, maybe five or six or more. The bar was right at the top of my boots.

Food:

Typically, in the past few weeks this is it-

pre-breakfast: some ricotta and a handful of raisins
breakfast: chicken leg quarter or six jumbo eggs and a bowl of oatmeal
mid-morning: chicken or a lot of peanut butter
lunch: garbage meat from a gas station
mid-afternoon: chicken or pb
dinner: Chicken and a carb, or six jumbo scrambled eggs with cheddar
nite-nite: cottage cheese and peanut butter

I am susceptible to eating ice cream, cookies, and a combo of pb, chocolate chips, and raisins. This is awesome if you haven’t tried it. Around workout time “almost” anything goes. I’ll usually cram some more ricotta in my mouth too.

Today I did this for a workout:

Some swings with 50 lbs. to warm the body. 50 reps

Hanging snatch grip high-pulls, sets of five up to 205 lbs. Then snatch high-pulls with 265 lbs. 5 sets of 1.

All this was just to loosen up and prep for Wednesday, squat day.

I will do more swings later for cardio. It’s too cold to go swing a hammer outside.

Today I did this:

Benched touch n’ go

3 x 135 lbs
3 x 185 lbs
3 x 225 lbs
3 x 275 lbs
3 x 315 lbs

This felt ok. I’m better with a close grip, even with my albatross wingspan. It’s almost 6’ 11", no lie. Haven’t been benching much so whatever. If you are wondering where all the beach lifts are, well, that’s not really my thing.

high pulls to low pulls, no straps, no chalk, no hook grip

1 x 135 lbs
1 x 145 lbs
1 x 155 lbs
1 x 165 lbs
1 x 175 lbs
1 x 185 lbs
1 x 205 lbs
1 x 225 lbs
1 x 245 lbs
1 x 255 lbs
1 x 265 lbs
1 x 275 lbs
1 x 285 lbs
1 x 295 lbs
1 x 305 lbs
1 x 315 lbs this was the start of lower pulls
1 x 320 lbs
1 x 325 lbs
1 x 330 lbs
1 x 335 lbs this one barely hit my belly button, and I was done. Rest was a minute or less between reps. I use to have a sweet f’n pull, so this should come up quickly, I hope. I do pulls as much as anything else but I have to say that Thib’s article inspired me today.

Food:
Ricotta and raisins
chicken and oats
chicken
ricotta and ice cream sandwich and peanut butter with raisins and chocolate
WORKOUT
Chicken and raisins - all before 1:30 pm

Here are some goals for the end of February

close grip bench tng = 3 x 330 lbs
high pull off the floor (clean grip) = 1 x 335 lbs
20 rep squat = 315 lbs
up my beefiness down my fattyness, stay at 220 lbs but lean up some
photoshop my face onto Jona Leo’s body and instantly have an 800 lbs bench

After February I’ll reassess things.

Fun facts:
Last year about this time I touch n’ go deadlifted 315 lbs for 43 reps, with straps. Try it without them and see how you do. I like reps and I hate reps.

I’ll go sometimes two years in between workouts. I think three times in the past fifteen years. If I don’t train I don’t eat.

I cramp up a lot. Too much caffeine.

I’m a lot smaller and weaker than I used to be.

I once held up a bulk bin overhead by myself for a few seconds. I felt like I was going to fold backwards. It fucked up my back for a while.
I’m stupid.

I threw shot put in college. 4x All American. I was bigger, stronger, and faster then. I’ll see if I can find a picture of my back at 285 lbs. I saw it once. It was pretty awesome.


I mentioned that I used to be sort of an athlete. Well, I couldn’t find an action photo but here is a picture from 1997. I’m on the right. It’s during warm ups for an indoor conference competition. I’m 285 lbs here. A few weeks prior to this I benched 435 lbs. for a normal touch and go rep.

After that everything pretty much got bounced off of my chest until June. The poundages went up but nothing was legal about my technique. People always said I looked stronger than what I was. My bench grip was kind of narrow so that may have contributed to my “weakness”. My squat and deadlift for reps, up to 10, were in the 500 lbs range by the end of the outdoor season of this year.

The following year I didn’t compete due to a hand injury. In January of ‘98 I benched a single of 445 lbs with a pause. And later bounced that same weight for a triple. By March of 98’ my reps in squat and deadlift were around 600 lbs. I did 9 x 590 on a narrow stance deadlift and 9 x 585 on a low bar, shoulder width stance, 19" box squat. The descent was pretty slow like 2 or 3 seconds. When I touched the box, I fired out of the hole. I started a real slow descent because my squats were turning into good mornings. I never maxed on legs.

I either squatted or deadlifted once per week. I alternated these two lifts weekly. I would lift four weeks on one week off. I feel I should mention that I would use the same weight starting around five reps and as I got eight or so reps with the same weight I would jump up 10 to 20 pounds. I jumped and threw shot for what you would call speed work these days.

Upper body stuff, if anyone cares. I would have two bench days a week, normally. The first was flat bench in the five rep range followed by a seated dumbbell press followed by an incline dumbbell triceps extension. The second was I guess dynamic effort, usually. It was a two rep max to success. I would basically bounce the weight of my chest, twice. If I couldn’t rocket the second rep to the rack I didn’t strain or anything, the spotter just took it and the workout was over. The weight was typically about what I could do for a touch and go single. During the week I would also do either weighted pull-ups or barbell rows for more back work. The accessory stuff was usually done for up to ten reps. I seem to remember sometimes going with even higher reps on the pull-ups.

I power cleaned once in a while. I never did any sort of snatch stuff.

Ha! Who’s catching up to the 20th century now! F the computers.

Now I just need to figure out how to resize these internet picture things.

That looks like a lot of ass, it’s not really. Hey kids, keep lifting or you’ll lose your beef and look like me when you’re older. I like how the angle of the picture makes me look flat in the front like a Ken doll.

Today:

Food as usual. And three pieces of cheesecake at random.

Clean grip high-pulls from the floor
warmed up with singles starting at 135 lbs then
5x1x225 lbs, light day
these would easily take my chin out if I’m not careful

An hour later,some baby squats
warmed up with sets of 5
135 lbs
135 lbs
185 lbs
225 lbs
1 x 275 lbs
20 x 275 lbs, breathing squats, I wore heeled work boots today. My other shoes feel a little squishy. The heels fucked me up a little.

I haven’t been on this site much in the past couple of years. I have a question. Things seem different. Did something happen?

Today:

I am a morning person but lifting in the wee hours is not ideal for me. My plan was to high-pull this morning, do the high-pull/low-pull thing tomorrow and then have a day and a half before 20 rep squats on Saturday. I may still do this but I could tell right away that I had no snap in my pulls. It’s probably from high-rep squats yesterday.

High-pulls
singles starting at 135 pounds up to 285 pounds, one slightly lower pull of 295 lbs to end it. I probably did twenty total reps. I just didn’t feel it. When I started the high rep squats a month ago I was “warming up” with five sets of five high pulls. I had to drop them 'cause they were killing my legs and squats. I’m not sure why a few weeks later I think I can make it work. We shall see. hasta

This morning:

high pulls- singles
135
145
155
165
175
185
195
225
235
245
255
265
275
285 not quite
295 lower pulls began
305
315
325
335
345 this rep was just over the belly button and I had to muscle it, the end.

This evening when I got home from work I accidentally took 6 200mg caffeine pills. I’m gonna have to lift again now.

I was going to check my body composition today to make my log less subjective. I couldn’t find the correct shoe but I’m pretty sure it’s about 13%.
Damn the caffeine is really taking hold now. I thought they were Ibuprofen.
Ha ha ha my feet are cramping up. I came back in to say holy shit,
holy shit!

Okey doke. I did not warm up enough on the close grip bench.
5x135 my dog’s nose was way up my nuts on the first three warm up sets
3x135 I must have needed to shower
3x185
3x225
1x245
1x275
1x315
1x315 everything felt heavy. I was thinking I’d get 3 to 5 reps, nope.
15x225 the 15th rep was faster than the first. Now I’m warmed up. and done and punt

Happy saturday,

I did this:

high pulls
1x135
1x140
1x145
1x150
1x155
1x175 I lost patience
1x185
1x205
1x225
6 singles at 245, I felt good on these, they came up fast and high, I must be fresh-er today

bench-alope
warmed up to
5x3x205 this was for speediness, I was going to do more but my shoulder was funky. Shoulder funky-ness is what prompted my search for ibuprofen last night, which led to me ingesting 1200mg of caffeine. That’s a lot for me at one time.

dips
1x20xbodyweight I had more in me
shoulder dumbbell circuit thing 20x20x20 with all of 15 pounds, BEASTMODE
barbell, not like catfish whiskers, rows 1x20x185 could have had more, didn’t want them

and done

tomorrow I am going to try to high pull in the am and squat in the pm. I’ll ice immediately following both workouts. We’ll see.

Important note: Walmart will sell you three big chicken strips and six mozzarella sticks for $3.99. They call it a snack pack. Even if you hate that place, that’s a good deal. All the workers their know it too.

Dude,

I’ve never been able to lift successfully in the early morning. Today was no exception. High-pulls: Singles up to 275 pounds, 285 was close. Yesterday I easily smashed 245 pounds for singles. Today 245 felt heavy and slow. Time of day was the difference, I think. I want to pull in the am due to my schedule but I’m gonna have to stop it if I want to make any progress and feel good about that shit.

Around noon:
Warmed up to a set of 20 reps of breathing squats. I may have been able to go a little more up tempo but it worked. 280 pounds by 20 reps. After watching some videos of 20 rep squat workouts I really think I could use more weight right now and just take more time between reps. But, I think I’ll try to be patient.

Go SeaBroncs!

Supplements that I like:
Super B Complex
Caffeine
Super C
D3
Fish Oil
E
Glucosamine
Green Tea
Zinc
Garlic
Lysine
Potassium
That might be it.

Tonight:

Clean grip high pulls from the floor
no chalk regular grip
1x135
1x145
1x155
1x165
1x175
1x185
1x195
1x205
1x215
1x225
1x245
chalked up here
1x265
1x275
1x285
1x295 high enough for me to count, hit the boobies
1x305 almost
1x315 lower pulls
1x325
1x335
1x345 felt good still at this point then I decided to throw some straps on and keep going up
1x355 diaphragm high
1x365 diaphragm again
1x375 a little lower
1x385 just above the belly button and still moving good
1x395 out of gas by this point just below the belly button and done

I’ll probably start wearing straps going forward. Also, I was taking 2-3 minutes in between singles after 245 pounds. That helped a lot.

Point of interest: My weight was 224 this morning after some honey, ricotta, and a quart of water. Then I took a huge nasty dump. I’ll weigh in tomorrow morning to get a better idea of where I’m at. It looks like my obliques have grown a lot in the past week. I don’t know if that’s possible.

Question: How much water do you people drink. I drink a lot. For example; today I drank 3.5 gallons from 6am to 9pm. I don’t pee that much out and I’m only about six pounds heavier now than this morning. What’s up with that? I didn’t sweat that much today at work. I know that water is lost through breathing. ??? Any scientists out there with some insight?

Megan Kelley is hot.

This am:

High pulls: Warmed up to six singles at 245 pounds, gripped it 'n ripped it.

This pm:

Close grip bench press: Warmed up to a triple at 315 pounds, touch 'n go. Everything hurts. I’m not fresh.

I survived in the wilderness for a couple weeks on just some peanut butter, maybe a tablespoon a day; some berries, as many as I could find; and limited water. If you have food and water I suggest you use it in the morning and then before you go to sleep. You’ll feel slightly better when you wake up. If you have limited shelter try to sleep on your side with your knees pulled in as much as is comfortable. This position seems to help the body retain heat a little better than others. If you have nothing to cover up with to trap some heat, I think your f’ed.

Last night:

I warmed up and did singles on high pulls from the floor. I put straps on at 265 pounds.

1x305 was good
1x315 just hit the chest so I’m not sure if it counted
1x325 exact same height as 315, I quit here

Let’s see,

One day I did High-pulls to low pulls up to 405. That was too much. 385 was still moving well but the next weight nah.

One day I did high-pulls up to six singles of 250.

Saturday I squatted 285 x 20 reps. I blew through it up to rep nine. I try to only take three breaths max between reps.

Sunday, CGBP 320x3, it felt ok. then
High-pulls up to 325 it almost was a counter.

There, now I’m caught up. Chicks man, chicks

More catching up,

Monday: high to low pulls
singles up to a good 305, 315 and 325 were almost high enough. I only did lower pulls up to 355. I got a bit drunk Sunday night it did not help the workout.

Yesterday, high-pulls up to 250 x six singles. These were fine. The weight is light enough for me I was just dogging the reps but the pulls were plenty high.

I tried to do some dynamic bench crap but my elbows hurt, and my shoulders. That’s pretty typical for me. I also did some weighted dips to a set of 15 reps and then some dumbbell raises. over and out.

Alrighty,

I did almost get a 330 pound high pull, it hit my chest but not the nips. It was within an inch. My back got a little tweaked squatting so that went window. I should have gotten bf% prior to starting, I weighed in at 221 this morning about the same weight. I look a little leaner, I think.

My log was repetitive and tedious so I quit updating because nothing changed.

Goals for march is to get to a 210 pound body weight and not get arrested.

I should be fine as for as not getting arrested so that goal is well on its way to achievement.

Leaning up some: I weighed 220 this morning. I decided to go with high reps on my lifts, and fewer days of high-pulls only, no low-pulls-so my joints feel better.

Saturday I warmed up to a high rep set of touch n go deadlift. I haven’t done high reps in the dead for a long time so it’ll take a bit to adjust. I did

315 lbs. for 30 reps, I had more in me but shut it down. I should hit 40 or so within a couple of weeks.

touch n go seems to lean me up and put lead in my butt at the same time, it’s just that about the time my numbers get good I really don’t want to do it ever again.

almost five year update. Turned 44 this year and still at it some. My effort level varies with the season and I’m on a high garbanzo bean diet. Seems to work ok. See ya in five years.