It might be fun to test my skills against some of the movie tough guys (as real tough guys would hurt me:).
Chuck Norris, Van Dam, Segal, Van Diesel…um a few others.
Keep in mind I may still get my butt kicked, but I would have a better chance against make believe tough guys.
I think…
Joe Theisman … he’s a prick, and I would love to smash him in the mouth during a live telecast while he’s mouthing off about how great he was.
Duke Nuke-em
Just so I can have the rights to say:
“its time to kick ass and chew bubble gum…And it looks like where all out of gum.”
I’d love to kick the living shit out of John Kerry for an hour straight. Then I’d finish up with Edwards as an afterthought.
Kerry would probably just submit it for another purple heart though and I’d get sued by Edwards.
Oh well, it’d be worth it.
Never mind, I take it back.
Ted Kennedy, all day long.
He would roundhouse kick you in face. Under his beard hides a third first.
[quote]HvRv wrote:
Chuck Norris.
Offcourse I would die a sudden death but it’s worth a try.[/quote]
[quote]bigurukhai wrote:
The new Pope. Just cause it would be fun to get him in a head-lock and scream “Who’s the fuckin’ Messiah now, Bitch?”
If I was Catholic I would already be on my way to hell for this thought. Glad I am not Chatholic.[/quote]
Changed my mind about the pope.
Fictional Character: I would like to kick the living crap out of JarJar Binks, no explanation needed.
Real Character: George Lucas for shitting all over my childhood by doing such a lousy job with Phantom Menace.
From Seasame Street: Mr. Noodle.
That guy freaks me out. Hell, throw in Elmo for kicks. I’ll whip some puppet ass!
(yes, I have small kids at home.)
[quote]JFS wrote:
Joe Theisman … he’s a prick, and I would love to smash him in the mouth during a live telecast while he’s mouthing off about how great he was.[/quote]
YESSS!!! I would fight the whole (no longer) Sunday Night ESPN crew. And I would punch Joe everytime he started to say, “Well, I talked to last night…” And I would dropkick Mike Patrick for everytime he claims a player is the best at his position right now. And Paul Maguire will get a haymaker everytime he says, “I’ma tell you what” or “Let me tell you something.”
High Pitch Eric if you don’t know don’t ask, I can’t even bring myself to talk about it!
[quote]Amsterdam Animal wrote:
Please dont bring the lacrosse team, i dont want to be sodomized, called gay and get my ass kicked…
dukefan4ever wrote:
Amsterdam Animal wrote:
I’d fight any Duke fan. Go Tar Heels!!
AA
dukefan4ever wrote:
Me and Marilyn Manson in the octagon. Game over.
Just like the Heels, you’d lose.
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Nah, just the chess club.
I’d fight Sylvester Stallone because of the way he acted like he could box in the contender.
Stephen Hawking.
[quote]bigurukhai wrote:
bigurukhai wrote:
The new Pope. Just cause it would be fun to get him in a head-lock and scream “Who’s the fuckin’ Messiah now, Bitch?”
If I was Catholic I would already be on my way to hell for this thought. Glad I am not Chatholic.
Changed my mind about the pope.
Fictional Character: I would like to kick the living crap out of JarJar Binks, no explanation needed.
Real Character: George Lucas for shitting all over my childhood by doing such a lousy job with Phantom Menace.[/quote]
Well hell we can kick his ass for the whole prequel trilogy; to me it was a total let down. I’ve never seen such bad acting in a movie like I saw in “Revenge of the Sith.” Probably didn’t matter to him, he knew it was going to make a ton of money…at least Jar Jar didn’t speak in the third movie…
[quote]DooMMOoD wrote:
Stephen Hawking.[/quote]
LOL!!! That’s fucked up.
lincoln…skinny guys fight to the burger
Eddie Murphy…for ruining one of the greatest comedy careers in history with some of the worst damn movies ever.
Paris Hiltons mom…for not drowning the bitch at birth.
Te fat girl at my gym who wears a sports bra and low cuts…for god’s sake…THERE’S MIRRORS EVERYWHERE (to paraphrase a famous newscaster…“if she were a man I’d punch her right in the mouth”)
The manager at the club I used to work at…damn…I really hate that guy
Vince Vaughn…cause I’ll never be as funny as him and that hurts me in my soul
George Bush, Tony Blair, Saddam Hussein, Robert Mugabe, Dick Cheney, Paul Martin and Aaron Carter…and before someone goes GI Joe on me…I don;t lump all those guys together on an issues basis…I jsut want to strike them all with something.
I could go on…but I should probably just go find a therapist for my apparent anger issues…damn.
C
[quote]PGJ wrote:
HvRv wrote:
Chuck Norris.
Offcourse I would die a sudden death but it’s worth a try.
Dude, I bet you got a black eye just by typing that.
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hahaha!
Any one of them Fab5 guys! its on like you dont even know! esp the blonde one! damn.
Gary Coleman. I might just be able to take that bitch…