Your mom.
Dan “…she hasn’t had sex like that since grade school.” McVicker
I would fight Woody Allen… he isn’t funny at all.
Also, George Bush.
The entire staff of ‘Napoleon Dynamite’. I watched all of that movie waiting for it to be funny, it never was. They all deserve a beating.
-CJ
The punk who beat me in the British Student Championship TKD finals by kicking me balls not twice but thrice. I had too forfeit and deal with some merry bruising “down there”
I want to go round with Ghengis Khan something fierce.
Living? I’d have to say Bob Sapp or a Gary Schroder/Jack Chirac tag team.
I know I wouldn’t want to win but Halle Berry. Especially if she wore her catwoman outfit and brought the whip.
I would love to beat the living piss out of the kids who jumped the two workers at the MGM here in Las Vegas.
I can not even understand what would bring someone to do such a coward thing. For a kid to walk up behind one of the workers and sucker punch him, then for his low life friends to jump in and leave the man with a broken jaw and a broken collarbone.
Any one of those tv people who keep bashing steriods and have no idea of what they are talking about Jim Rome saying someone was on a beef roid and clomid binge what a dumbass…
I would fight that guy with the penis arm. Just cause.
V
The new Pope. Just cause it would be fun to get him in a head-lock and scream “Who’s the fuckin’ Messiah now, Bitch?”
If I was Catholic I would already be on my way to hell for this thought. Glad I am not Chatholic.
I’d fight any Duke fan. Go Tar Heels!!
AA
[quote]dukefan4ever wrote:
Me and Marilyn Manson in the octagon. Game over.[/quote]
All of the sexual predators caught on tape that Dateline (I think) did. I would let them televise it.
Nobody wants to fight Kimbo Slice???
[quote]Amsterdam Animal wrote:
I’d fight any Duke fan. Go Tar Heels!!
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dukefan4ever wrote:
Me and Marilyn Manson in the octagon. Game over.
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Just like the Heels, you’d lose.
Oh yeah. The lowlife scums in LA who beat up Reginald Denny a few years back during the riots. No judge, no jury. Just execution.
I’ld like to push a white hot metal rod in Rummies rectum, while explaining to him that, technically, this wasn’t torture.
I’ld be lying of course. And he would know that I knew.
That would be the most fun part.
Sounds like we got a friendly wager coming on for next season. And dude, I just checked out your specs and I doubt I will lose…
[quote]dukefan4ever wrote:
Amsterdam Animal wrote:
I’d fight any Duke fan. Go Tar Heels!!
AA
dukefan4ever wrote:
Me and Marilyn Manson in the octagon. Game over.
Just like the Heels, you’d lose.
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[quote]bigurukhai wrote:
The new Pope. Just cause it would be fun to get him in a head-lock and scream “Who’s the fuckin’ Messiah now, Bitch?”
If I was Catholic I would already be on my way to hell for this thought. Glad I am not Chatholic.[/quote]
God is Catholic, so you’re still on your way to hell.
And don’t underestimate the pope. He was in the Hitler jugend. So he probably has some nasty moves up his sleeve.
I’ld like to take a swing at Bush. So how much of a straight talking cowboy he would be with my foot down his throat.
Please dont bring the lacrosse team, i dont want to be sodomized, called gay and get my ass kicked…
[quote]dukefan4ever wrote:
Amsterdam Animal wrote:
I’d fight any Duke fan. Go Tar Heels!!
AA
dukefan4ever wrote:
Me and Marilyn Manson in the octagon. Game over.
Just like the Heels, you’d lose.
[/quote]
I am learning all kinds of new stuff on this site.
[quote]Wreckless wrote:
God is Catholic, so you’re still on your way to hell.[/quote]
I wonder if I’d be able to even TOUCH Bruce Lee in a fight, not including my face beating up his fists.
Plus I’ve always wondered if I dodged a roundhouse kick by Chuck Norris…Would the world implode?