Whoopi Goldberg…she has always given me the shits.
People who wouldn’t be a challenge but I hate them:
Wolf Blitzer
Tom Cruise
Leonardo Dicaprio
Orlando Bloom
(pretty much any pretty boy actor who pretends to be tough)
People I probably couldn’t beat but just want to see how I’d fare:
Travis Lyndon
Matt Furey
Frank Shamrock
Vladimir Vasiliev (current top ranking Systema trainer)
most polititians. like bush, bertie ahern etc.
[quote]E-man wrote:
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The 1986 Mike Tyson. He was the same age as me when he won his first Heavyweight Championship and I want to see how bad he really was.
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The baddest SEAL in the Navy - same reason as Tyson.
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Goliath - Try that million to 1 slingshot attempt.
I think fighting anyone less skilled/weaker than you only makes you a bully not a badass.
In case you didn’t catch the news the terminator officially terminated “Tookie” 2 months ago.[/quote]
And the guys you’ve chosen to fight don’t make you a badass, just a fucking stupid one. I’d personally “hit” this:
[quote]DooMMOoD wrote:
Stephen Hawking.[/quote]
This was very very funny as it was totally unexpected…
[quote]En Sabah Nur wrote:
Well hell we can kick his ass for the whole prequel trilogy; to me it was a total let down. I’ve never seen such bad acting in a movie like I saw in “Revenge of the Sith.” Probably didn’t matter to him, he knew it was going to make a ton of money…
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Exactly! I wholly agree.
Ghandi
La’
Redsol
[quote]DooMMOoD wrote:
Stephen Hawking.[/quote]
WAHAHAHAHAHA
Tony Soprano (not Gandolfini…hes a pacifist)
Bob Barker…C’mon down bitch!
Mr. Bean
The Dytek.com guy from TV. You lost another one…TO ME ASSHOLE! Say DYTEK MOTHER$#*()$ ONE MORE TIME…I DARE YOU.
Butch from pulp fiction
Russel Crowe in a room full of telephones
Regis…YEAH
My Grandfather…my Godfather called him SmallearJoe once and my grandpa hit him with an iron pole…true story.
[quote]PharmD Pete wrote:
George W. Bush[/quote]
Secret Service is on it’s way.
[quote]Vegita wrote:
I would fight that guy with the penis arm. Just cause.
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He’d dick slap you.
Arnold Schwarzenegger.
Darth Vader
1.Al Sharpton. Let him rhyme with a mudhole stomped in his ass. What a racist.
2.Bill Maher. I’ve wanted to beat him down ever since he made fun of the Marines who died in the helo crash on a hostage rescue attempt.
3.Howard Dean. What a tool. I want to hear him do that scream over and over…
4.Ali G. Who wouldn’t want to slap him like a bitch.
5.Any priest that ever mollested a kid.
6.Any preacher who got rich from someones tithe or offerings.
7.Jesse Jackson. Same reasons as #1 and #6.
[quote]Creidem wrote:
Paris Hiltons mom…for not drowning the bitch at birth.
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I would help you.
DR. PHIL! I would slap the shit out of that fat little bitch…aww that just fired me up! My friend and I were talking one day during Fight Club, and I said Tom Cruise. Either one would bring me great joy.
[quote]DooMMOoD wrote:
Stephen Hawking.[/quote]
hysterical!!!
jsal33
[quote]gregbrock wrote:
1.Al Sharpton. Let him rhyme with a mudhole stomped in his ass. What a racist.
2.Bill Maher. I’ve wanted to beat him down ever since he made fun of the Marines who died in the helo crash on a hostage rescue attempt.
3.Howard Dean. What a tool. I want to hear him do that scream over and over…
4.Ali G. Who wouldn’t want to slap him like a bitch.
5.Any priest that ever mollested a kid.
6.Any preacher who got rich from someones tithe or offerings.
7.Jesse Jackson. Same reasons as #1 and #6.[/quote]
I detect an agenda here. Some of those guys might be able to take you.
[quote]a_train wrote:
DR. PHIL! I would slap the shit out of that fat little bitch…aww that just fired me up! My friend and I were talking one day during Fight Club, and I said Tom Cruise. Either one would bring me great joy.[/quote]
This one I agree with. Only in America can a fat man sell a weight loss program.
I can’t be the only one who has dreamt of looking up registered sex offenders online and then firebombing their residences.