…Not sure I can get past being brothers with Push though LOL.
[/quote]Even I coughed up a big, nasty wad of phlegm when I read this.
(I saved it in jar of formaldehyde)
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Ahhh I think I can make you step brothers if it helps. Maybe we could even make a movie out of it. I don’t think it’s been done before. Push we could do a scene where you rub your balls on BG’s drumset, It will be funny as hell!
I finally figured out my place in the T-Nation family. I’m the ghost that haunts the family home. Not the scary type, I wish. I’m the type where the the mom turns to hubby and says “Did you hear something?” and he replies “just the wind dear, just the wind”. Children can hear me (otherwise known as newbs with less then 50 posts).
If your having a clairvoyant moment and able to read this you might be a little skeptical. Ace Rimmer can start a thread about some obscure porn chick. The thread explodes even though there aren’t more than a handful of post-able pictures. Not to mention she’s clearly been livin’ life a little too hard. I start a thread about girls in cowboy hats, a truly worthy subject matter, and it dies a quick death. You won’t know what I’m talking about if I mention the thread about feeling like a little girl so I won’t even mention it.
DB would be my younger brother, but only by 16 months so that he robbed me of being ‘the baby’…everyone would like him more than me even though I’m funnier and better looking.
October Girl would be my older sister that I only ever met once or twice in my life that I could remember because she was away at college when I was born…
Lanky would be my dad’s cousin that is younger than me, but somehow my dad’s cousin, that lived a couple states away, but I only ever met him once in my life but we had an AWESOME time hanging out and being stupid.
Push would be my Uncle that I would be pretty sure was full of shit, but over the years I would say to She Say things like, “Do you think Uncle Push really tracked a wolf on his horse after banging Aunt MeesusPush and those 2 waitresses at Great Aunt Rose’s birthday party?”
Vegita would be my younger cousin that was a big douche and when I met his fiancee I’d be like, “How did that big douche get a hot girl?”
Angry Chicken would be my mom’s cousin down the street that was always up to something I didn’t really understand.
Weird thing was, as we were leaving we saw a face and hand print on the windown outside. It stragely looked vaguely like KerleyQ’s face … there was also a wet spot about 3 feet below the window … don’t know what that could’ve been.[/quote]
Rainjack would be my abusive stepfather. I would sneak out at nights to go hang out with Analog_Kid and EmilyQ. We’d drink stolen hootch out on the plains and look at the stars and talk about crazy shit.
And then one day, I went to find them and they were gone. It was a sad day.
So I ran away from home, got a job and apartment down the street from the T-hut, where I can watch all of ya’lls shenanigans with a raised eyebrow and lit cigarette.
He’s so sweet when he’s tryin’ to get into your pants, Masch![/quote]
Pensez-vous qu’il travaillera ? [/quote]
LOL
Vos anglicismes me font rigoler, mais je les aime tellement!
Peut-etre le tactique de Edgy fonctionnerai, s’il avait fait tres bien attention a vos lecons.
Edgy’s gonna hate that you resurrected the French, Push.
Wanna go have a tickle-fight in the octagon? I’ll race you to the basement.[/quote]
Un combat de chatouillement serait au sous-sol grandiose. Je sais que je gagnerai.[/quote]
Jamais!! Oui, tu est plus grand et plus fort que mois, mais mois, je suis vite et glissante.
Je vais te chatouiller jusqu’a soumission. [/quote]
Plus rapide et plus glissant? Cela travaillera pour moi mais vous ne gagnera jamais un combat de chatouillement avec moi. Je vous battrai et fesse alors votre fond, cheri.[/quote]
