Ok, so here’s the drill, Pick some members of T-Nation and explain who they would be in your family. I’ll Start. (keep it to active memebers I guess)
Polo and AC would be my two best friends. When they post it’s like part of my thought process or my mind only colored with a little different flavour has jumped onto the screen.
Bodyguard would be my favorite uncle. He’d teach me the things about being a man that my dad might be too embarassed or too protective to do.
Lanky would be my younger cousin who I gave a hard time growing up but then he turned into a giant of a man and now I still pick on him cause I’m older but we both know he would crush me. He doesn’t mind though, my antics make him remember the good ole days. Plus He knows that I know he would crush me so that gives him some pleasure as well.
Yo Momma would be my mom, because well her name commands it, also she is one awsome lady and I can imagine learning a lot from her growing up.
Pushy would be my slightly creepy but lovable older uncle who always tells sex jokes and tell sex stories (and flirts with every female around) around the campfire. He makes most people feel uncomfortable, but I craved those stories growing up so I listen intently when it’s story time with push.
PMPM would be another cousin, slightly tom-boyish, she grew up around a lot of men. It’s ok with her though cause she isn’t afraid to get dirty and generally can’t stand the “other girls” Plus if any guy outside our clan ever hurts her, she knows we would chop him up and feed him to the sharks.
I’ll save some for the rest of you.
Oh Prof X is the Nazi Gym teacher. I just get that vibe from him.
Honestly, I imagine all of this being like the little rascals. We’d all get into to trouble and cause mischief. Except we wouldn’t be called the He-Man woman haters club but rather the T-Man Women Lovers Club (women welcome). I mean we have the dog and everything (Print).
Headhunter would be the opinionated step-grandfather that nobody likes but he shows up to all of the family functions because he’s with grandma, of course. I’m just the next door neighbor who comes over on all of the holidays to hang out and awkwardly and unsuccessfully hit on Debra and PMPM.
[quote]Kerley wrote:
Well my daddy left home when i was 3 and he didnt leave much for ma and me just this old guitar and an empty bottle of booze[/quote]
[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:
C’mon, V! I’m working for you right now and I aint even in your picture? [/quote]
Well I do have a very extended family/friend circle I just wanted to leave it open a little to see if anyone else wanted to throw a few out there. Of course Rock is my wierd first college roomate. At first he scares the shit out of me because well he’s a giant balck vampire. But after we acclimate to eachother, I find out he is really a cool guy and I enjoy the funny looks we get when we go out to the bars and the dining hall together. Rock teaches me things about myself and helps me grow as a person even though I’m not sure that is his intention.