If T-Nation Was Your Family?

Ok, so here’s the drill, Pick some members of T-Nation and explain who they would be in your family. I’ll Start. (keep it to active memebers I guess)

Polo and AC would be my two best friends. When they post it’s like part of my thought process or my mind only colored with a little different flavour has jumped onto the screen.

Bodyguard would be my favorite uncle. He’d teach me the things about being a man that my dad might be too embarassed or too protective to do.

Lanky would be my younger cousin who I gave a hard time growing up but then he turned into a giant of a man and now I still pick on him cause I’m older but we both know he would crush me. He doesn’t mind though, my antics make him remember the good ole days. Plus He knows that I know he would crush me so that gives him some pleasure as well.

Yo Momma would be my mom, because well her name commands it, also she is one awsome lady and I can imagine learning a lot from her growing up.

Pushy would be my slightly creepy but lovable older uncle who always tells sex jokes and tell sex stories (and flirts with every female around) around the campfire. He makes most people feel uncomfortable, but I craved those stories growing up so I listen intently when it’s story time with push.

PMPM would be another cousin, slightly tom-boyish, she grew up around a lot of men. It’s ok with her though cause she isn’t afraid to get dirty and generally can’t stand the “other girls” Plus if any guy outside our clan ever hurts her, she knows we would chop him up and feed him to the sharks.

I’ll save some for the rest of you.

Oh Prof X is the Nazi Gym teacher. I just get that vibe from him.

V

You would be my son.

[quote]JGerman wrote:
You would be my son. [/quote]

Ok But I’m living out of the basement till I’m like 45.

V

PMPM would be my sister because we’re both V’s cousin. When we were growing up she’d show me her privates and I’d show her mine.

kerleyQ is our adopted little brother.

Awwww no! this is just gonna be a Susie would be my little brother thing. FML

Pushharder would be my smarter little brother.

Yo Mama would be my wife.

Kerley and Polo would be my sons.

PMPM would be the hot girl that lives next door, and comes over when Yo Mama is out on tour.

DebraD would be my little sister, and I’d have to kick all your asses for thinking of doing stuff to her~

Honestly, I imagine all of this being like the little rascals. We’d all get into to trouble and cause mischief. Except we wouldn’t be called the He-Man woman haters club but rather the T-Man Women Lovers Club (women welcome). I mean we have the dog and everything (Print).

i blocked all my family out because my creepy uncle polo molested me.

Well, shit, your damn name’s Sue … huh a boy named Sue … someone should make a song outta that

Headhunter would be the opinionated step-grandfather that nobody likes but he shows up to all of the family functions because he’s with grandma, of course. I’m just the next door neighbor who comes over on all of the holidays to hang out and awkwardly and unsuccessfully hit on Debra and PMPM.

DB

Well my daddy left home when i was 3 and he didnt leave much for ma and me just this old guitar and an empty bottle of booze

[quote]Vegita wrote:

[quote]JGerman wrote:
You would be my son. [/quote]

Ok But I’m living out of the basement till I’m like 45.

V[/quote]

I’m not cut out for this.

You’re a ward of the state and I am looking for your new and improved step mom.

[quote]Kerley wrote:
Well my daddy left home when i was 3 and he didnt leave much for ma and me just this old guitar and an empty bottle of booze[/quote]

Johnny Cash.

[quote]JGerman wrote:

[quote]Vegita wrote:

[quote]JGerman wrote:
You would be my son. [/quote]

Ok But I’m living out of the basement till I’m like 45.

V[/quote]

I’m not cut out for this.

You’re a ward of the state and I am looking for your new and improved step mom. [/quote]

Sweet, I just watched blind side last night. I’ll take one Sandra Bullock step mom.

kthxbye

V

C’mon, V! I’m working for you right now and I aint even in your picture?

[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:
C’mon, V! I’m working for you right now and I aint even in your picture? [/quote]

Well I do have a very extended family/friend circle I just wanted to leave it open a little to see if anyone else wanted to throw a few out there. Of course Rock is my wierd first college roomate. At first he scares the shit out of me because well he’s a giant balck vampire. But after we acclimate to eachother, I find out he is really a cool guy and I enjoy the funny looks we get when we go out to the bars and the dining hall together. Rock teaches me things about myself and helps me grow as a person even though I’m not sure that is his intention.

V

I’ll throw out a few

Court and CBear would by my sisters

Fuzzy would be my little brother

and I kind of 2nd all of what V said … BF4Ev!!

I’d be the neighbor down the street that is petitioning to have your weird ass family evicted.

[quote]coolnatedawg wrote:
I’d be the neighbor down the street that is petitioning to have your weird ass family evicted.[/quote]

Until you came to one of our BBQ’s got wasted and tripped on Peyote Cactus with the clan.

V

Who’s that rich fucker who bought his brother a ferrari?

I want to be his brother.