[quote]coolnatedawg wrote:
Hey, pals. Just thought I would stop by and say hi.
You all going to have another one of those BBQs?[/quote]
Damn Straight! BG is bringing up a Pig that he killed with his bare hands - we’ll be roasting it in the back yard on a spit.
[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:
[quote]RBlue wrote:
[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:
RBlue and myself are the family’s loners that show up every now and then to spend quality time with a selected family member…they then disappear forever.
[/quote]
Shhhh!
You’ve already said too much. They’ll get suspicious. Then we’ll have to eat them all and I’ll get bloated. You know how I hate to get bloated.[/quote]
I remember the last time our cover was blown in Rome, we ate that family and you slept it off until 1996. When you woke up though, you had a serious attitude! I loved those days.[/quote]
Sigh
Good times, Rock, good times!
Remember that time in L.A. when we went on that crack-ho bender? Man, we were blazin’ all night. But the comedown was such a bitch.
I’m the unmarried younger brother that brings a gift for your wife whenever I stop by. What present? My dick in a box.
Oh the deep dark secrets this family would have.
It could be one of those crazy mexican novellas. I would watch.
This is just like my family: I don’t really know where I belong…shrugs
on that note…I could see Ct as my little brother, or is it brotha???..does that make Wol our Dad? And who’s the mommy?
this thread is weird.
[quote]WormwoodTheory wrote:
this thread is weird.[/quote]
But you like it, don’tcha?
[quote]Kerley wrote:
[quote]Edgy wrote:
Knew you’d get the ‘Happy Gilmore’ reference.
this family fucking rocks![/quote]
i feel like the albino adopted step child now.[/quote]
Dude, don’t worry. I don’t get the movie references either. I can’t stay awake in a movie theater to save my life…
[quote]tootles27 wrote:
[quote]Kerley wrote:
[quote]Edgy wrote:
Knew you’d get the ‘Happy Gilmore’ reference.
this family fucking rocks![/quote]
i feel like the albino adopted step child now.[/quote]
Dude, don’t worry. I don’t get the movie references either. I can’t stay awake in a movie theater to save my life…[/quote]
glad i’m not the only one 
[quote]tootles27 wrote:
[quote]Kerley wrote:
[quote]Edgy wrote:
Knew you’d get the ‘Happy Gilmore’ reference.
this family fucking rocks![/quote]
i feel like the albino adopted step child now.[/quote]
Dude, don’t worry. I don’t get the movie references either. I can’t stay awake in a movie theater to save my life…[/quote]
Toots, they make these little boxes called DVD players, and things to go in them called DVD’s. See the people at the theater, copy the movie onto this dvd thingy and then the dvd player lets you watch that very same movie on your tv. If you are claiming that you have never watched happy gilmore or dumb & dumber because you can’t stay awake in a theater, just ring your call button and Tommy will come over and hit you in the head with a tack hammer cause you are a Re-Tard.
V
[quote]Vegita wrote:
Bodyguard would be my favorite uncle. He’d teach me the things about being a man that my dad might be too embarassed or too protective to do.
Pushy would be my slightly creepy but lovable older uncle who always tells sex jokes and tell sex stories (and flirts with every female around) around the campfire. He makes most people feel uncomfortable, but I craved those stories growing up so I listen intently when it’s story time with push.
V[/quote]
Trying to picture this…
“now don’t tell your dad I told you this…but if you must bury a body (assuming you cannot put it in a vat of acid or drop it on the bottom of the ocean), make sure you dig the hole deep, and use plenty of lime - the more the better. Burn your clothes, shoes, everything and get rid of the gun immediately. If you’re ever questioned/interviewed, your only response is “lawyer”. you got that?”
“nephew, I know this might hurt, but the girl is a hoe. Just last month I tapped that ass myself. As long as you don’t mind, I don’t care, but definitely wear some protection and don’t catch feelings for her”.
LOL okay I’m getting the hang of it. Not sure I can get past being brothers with Push though LOL.
[quote]angry chicken wrote:
[quote]coolnatedawg wrote:
Hey, pals. Just thought I would stop by and say hi.
You all going to have another one of those BBQs?[/quote]
Damn Straight! BG is bringing up a Pig that he killed with his bare hands - we’ll be roasting it in the back yard on a spit.[/quote]
Hey, how did you know about her? She cried rape, said she was pregnant. I had no idea she was 16! Bitch HAD to go! LOL. Oh, you mean swine? Uh, yeah, I’ll bring the hog. Oooops.
[quote]Kerley wrote:
[quote]Edgy wrote:
Knew you’d get the ‘Happy Gilmore’ reference.
this family fucking rocks![/quote]
i feel like the albino adopted step child now.[/quote]
Albino? I thought you were from Ireland?
DB
[quote]dollarbill44 wrote:
[quote]Kerley wrote:
[quote]Edgy wrote:
Knew you’d get the ‘Happy Gilmore’ reference.
this family fucking rocks![/quote]
i feel like the albino adopted step child now.[/quote]
Albino? I thought you were from Ireland?
DB[/quote]
i am, whats that got to do with albinos?
[quote]Kerley wrote:
[quote]dollarbill44 wrote:
[quote]Kerley wrote:
[quote]Edgy wrote:
Knew you’d get the ‘Happy Gilmore’ reference.
this family fucking rocks![/quote]
i feel like the albino adopted step child now.[/quote]
Albino? I thought you were from Ireland?
DB[/quote]
i am, whats that got to do with albinos?[/quote]
Aren’t all Irelandish people albinos?
<<<Vikings are…I’m just sayin…
[quote]LankyMofo wrote:
[quote]Kerley wrote:
[quote]dollarbill44 wrote:
[quote]Kerley wrote:
[quote]Edgy wrote:
Knew you’d get the ‘Happy Gilmore’ reference.
this family fucking rocks![/quote]
i feel like the albino adopted step child now.[/quote]
Albino? I thought you were from Ireland?
DB[/quote]
i am, whats that got to do with albinos?[/quote]
Aren’t all Irelandish people albinos?
[/quote]
Kerley didn’t I already give you a lesson about using a synonym to describe the other synonym?
Stop it! You’re making lanky mad, you wouldn’t like lanky when he’s mad.
V
If T-Nation was my family…Id be avoiding/ not speaking to alot of people. lol.
[quote]Shontayne wrote:
If T-Nation was my family…Id be avoiding/ not speaking to alot of people. lol.
[/quote]
So because they are your family and you love them you do something nice for them? I get it, you may actually not be that bad after all. Probably, but maybe not.
V
[quote]Shontayne wrote:
If T-Nation was my family…Id be avoiding/ not speaking to alot of people. lol.
[/quote]
Way to get off on the wrong foot, sporto.
DB