[quote]Otep wrote:
Rainjack would be my abusive stepfather. I would sneak out at nights to go hang out with Analog_Kid and EmilyQ. We’d drink stolen hootch out on the plains and look at the stars and talk about crazy shit.
And then one day, I went to find them and they were gone. It was a sad day.
So I ran away from home, got a job and apartment down the street from the T-hut, where I can watch all of ya’lls shenanigans with a raised eyebrow and lit cigarette.[/quote]
You kids better stop this bullshit and behave yourselves! You can start by cleaning this place up! I’m your momma, not your maid! Get those towels off the floor and put the damn plates back in the garage! This is a house, not a gym! Pick up your filthy stinking underwear or I’ll set it on fire and you’ll have nothing to wear. And don’t come crying to me when your dick gets caught in your zipper! Don’t you make that face at me again, or it will stay that way forever! Allright!! Wait till Yo Daddy gets home and gives you all a good beating! Why the hell did I have all these kids, anyway??
[quote]Yo Momma wrote:
You kids better stop this bullshit and behave yourselves! You can start by cleaning this place up! I’m your momma, not your maid! Get those towels off the floor and put the damn plates back in the garage! This is a house, not a gym! Pick up your filthy stinking underwear or I’ll set it on fire and you’ll have nothing to wear. And don’t come crying to me when your dick gets caught in your zipper! Don’t you make that face at me again, or it will stay that way forever! Allright!! Wait till Yo Daddy gets home and gives you all a good beating! Why the hell did I have all these kids, anyway?? [/quote]
Tell’em Darlin…
When I get home, their asses are gonna hurt. Make sure Polo is still in timout, and Vegita and his filthy dog stays away…
Hope you don’t mind that I took PMPM with me on my travel to work…she’s a good kid, and I’ve been able to teach her a few things about…ummm…life.
[quote]Yo Momma wrote:
You kids better stop this bullshit and behave yourselves! You can start by cleaning this place up! I’m your momma, not your maid! Get those towels off the floor and put the damn plates back in the garage! This is a house, not a gym! Pick up your filthy stinking underwear or I’ll set it on fire and you’ll have nothing to wear. And don’t come crying to me when your dick gets caught in your zipper! Don’t you make that face at me again, or it will stay that way forever! Allright!! Wait till Yo Daddy gets home and gives you all a good beating! Why the hell did I have all these kids, anyway?? [/quote]
Tell’em Darlin…
When I get home, their asses are gonna hurt. Make sure Polo is still in timout, and Vegita and his filthy dog stays away…
Hope you don’t mind that I took PMPM with me on my travel to work…she’s a good kid, and I’ve been able to teach her a few things about…ummm…life.[/quote]
Hey, just because she’s adopted doesn’t mean you can pull a Woody Allen on her.
Hey, baby, you heard all that bad talk going around town
saying that your daddy had three outside children and another wife?
It’s true, you’re not his child.
If you all lived in the same house, who has to share a room and use bunk beds? Who gets the basement bedroom all to themselves and where the hell in macaroni boy. I’m the family member that lives in the crawlspace.
[quote]bond james bond wrote:
If you all lived in the same house, who has to share a room and use bunk beds? Who gets the basement bedroom all to themselves and where the hell in macaroni boy. I’m the family member that lives in the crawlspace. [/quote]
like The People Under the Stairs? or Newt from Aliens?
[quote]bond james bond wrote:
If you all lived in the same house, who has to share a room and use bunk beds? Who gets the basement bedroom all to themselves and where the hell in macaroni boy. I’m the family member that lives in the crawlspace. [/quote]
like The People Under the Stairs? or Newt from Aliens?[/quote]
Newt was a girl dammit! She did like a little pussy though…as do I.
[quote]bond james bond wrote:
If you all lived in the same house, who has to share a room and use bunk beds? Who gets the basement bedroom all to themselves and where the hell in macaroni boy. I’m the family member that lives in the crawlspace. [/quote]
Turning your beds into bunk beds so that there is more room for activities?