If this were the NFL message board, Fall Draft section, then my post would be stupid.
But this is a bodybuilding forum, in the section dedicated to âSuppliments and Nutrition.â One of the things we talk about here is how to put things in our bodies that further our health & fitness goals, like vitamine-packed spinach, rather than supply little more than fiber & water, like iceburrg lettuce.
Itâs just like if I posted that Surge hit the spot for me after a workout than some frutose corn syrup-based soda pop.
If John Berardi read my original message, he wouldnât be making fun of it.
[quote]Bauer97 wrote:
Last night, the Brita filer in my fridge was empty, so I had to refill it with tap water, and then put it back in the fridge.
Then, like 30 minutes later, it was time for a glass of water, but the water in the Brita filter wasnât really cold yet, and I only like cold water.
So, I put some of the water into a cup, and put a couple ice cubes into the glass.
Then, as I was drinking it, I thought to myself âman, I hate ice cubes in my drinks, they always bump against my lips when Iâm trying to take a sipâ.
Just then, my wife brought me out a bowl of soup that was too hot for my liking, and I was able to put the ice cubes into there to cool the soup off.
So, I ended up with both water and soup at the exact temperature I like them at.
Can you believe it???[/quote]
But were the Ice Cubes you put in your Brita Water made from Brita Water? âŠIf not [Chuckle] your Brita water was contaminated by tap water [Snort].
Everybody was a baby once. Oh, sure, maybe not today, or even yesterday. But once. Babies, chum: tiny, dimpled, fleshy mirrors of our us-ness, that we parents hurl into the future, like leathery footballs of hope. And youâve got to get a good spiral on that baby, or evil will make an interception.
Speaking of this shit, at my local grocery they have a salad bar. You can choose spinich over salad as a base. And its all the same price, as the salad bar cost is based on weight.
[quote]eengrms76 wrote:
This whole thread reminds me of those old BALBOS threads where he would just say random shit with no actual point or menaing to it.
So, is spinach in the can ok? will it give me popeye like forearms?
Today, I looked at the clock, and I knew that it was time for the mailman! so I went outside, and opened up my mailbox, and you will never guess what was inside! Mail, can you beleive it?
[quote]BarneyFife wrote:
Mail, can you beleive it? [/quote]
Uh, yeah.
Mail comes almost everyday. Realizing spinach is much better than iceberg lettuce, thats legendary.
This one time, my roomates and I pitched in 5 bucks each and mailed a black double header 18 inch dildo to one of our friends at college. That one time was about an hour ago, and Iâm not even kidding.
When I was 15, I was masturbating and got some cum in my hand. I looked at the semen in the palm of my hand and thought about the potential offspring I was holding. He could have grown up to be a football player, a scientist, or maybe even president. I got sad at the thought of wasting my offspring and decided to give him another chance. So I swallowed my sperm and recycled the little guy.
[quote]malonetd wrote:
When I was 15, I was masturbating and got some cum in my hand. I looked at the semen in the palm of my hand and thought about the potential offspring I was holding. He could have grown up to be a football player, a scientist, or maybe even president. I got sad at the thought of wasting my offspring and decided to give him another chance. So I swallowed my sperm and recycled the little guy.[/quote]
Really??? No way, a bunch of my girlfriends seemed to feel bad for the little guys too!
[quote]Bauer97 wrote:
malonetd wrote:
When I was 15, I was masturbating and got some cum in my hand. I looked at the semen in the palm of my hand and thought about the potential offspring I was holding. He could have grown up to be a football player, a scientist, or maybe even president. I got sad at the thought of wasting my offspring and decided to give him another chance. So I swallowed my sperm and recycled the little guy.
Really??? No way, a bunch of my girlfriends seemed to feel bad for the little guys too![/quote]
Iâm just trying to add to the thread and stay on topic. WaitâŠoops. Replace âmasturbatingâ with âmaking a saladâ and replace âspermâ with âiceburg lettuce.â Thatâs the story I meant to tell.
