This one time, we drank sooooo much beer.
The end.
Huh? What? Oh nevermind… you fucking asshole.
ME: I like baseball.
YOU: I like baseball too.
ME: Yeah
YOU: Yeah
ME AGAIN: Honey, who the fuck is this?
…a little Chris Rock humor
“Am I talking?” -C.O.W.
“I can’t feel my face. I can touch it, but I can’t feel it. This is some good shit, where did you get this?” -B
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I havnt had a veggie that wasnt in pill or powder form for over a year.
[quote]bboybean wrote:
I havnt had a veggie that wasnt in pill or powder form for over a year.[/quote]
I prefer to consume my veggies concentrated into tasty land mammals.
Asparagus is gross. People think it’s good when you fry it in garlic and olive oil, but the only good part is the olive oil and the garlic. The asparagus still tastes like crap.
Okra’s pretty gross too.
I like Swedish Fish.
Vegetables are the greatest thing ever, and i eat alot of them- usually with meat :).
I set my alarm this morning so I could spend an hour online this morning. I woke up when my alarm went off, but decided to sleep for an hour instead. However I couldn’t fall back asleep, and laid in bed with my eyes closed but awake for a whole hour.
[quote]BoxBabaX wrote:
Vegetables are the greatest thing ever, and i eat alot of them- usually with meat :). [/quote]
Meat is the greatest thing ever, vegetables are a side dish to the greatest thing ever.
Yesterday was my cheat day. I sat down to eat some nasty cheat food. I took a bite and I thought to myself, “I don’t even really like this nasty stuff anymore…its nasty”. It tickled me in a way that, if loretta tickled me in that way…I’d say “ooo…that’s niiice…thats the spot.”
[quote]Bauer97 wrote:
If anyone’s interested, though, I’d be happy to create a new thread about every instance of when I like/dislike the food I encounter during the course of each day…[/quote]
Please do and don’t forget to take videos and post them on youtube.
Yesterday I brought this guy the medium-rare burger that he ordered and he told me it was overcooked. And then I refilled his tea glass.
I saw a guy with a wooden leg and a real foot.
My friend and I had a maple syrup chug race. Both of us failed to finish, we threwup after, and the bathroom smelled like ihop.
[quote]PGA200X wrote:
I saw a guy with a wooden leg and a real foot.[/quote]
were they on the same leg? Cus, if not, I’m not impressed.
[quote]m0dd3r wrote:
PGA200X wrote:
I saw a guy with a wooden leg and a real foot.
were they on the same leg? Cus, if not, I’m not impressed.[/quote]
Of course they were. His other one was prosthetic.
I found a 4-leaf clover one time, but it only had three leafs.
Cats are fluffy. Not as fluffy as cotton candy, but still fluffy. Now cotton candy, that’s damn good. I could eat cotton candy every day. But not [i]every[/i] day. Chocolate is good too. Can you imagine if they made chocolate flavored cotton candy? That would be good. I don’t think it would be as fluffy though. Kind of like dark brown cats aren’t as fluffy as white ones. White chocolate cotton candy would be really fluffy.
Hmmmmmm…Squirrel…I like squirrel…