[quote]GT625 wrote:
malonetd wrote:
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[quote]dancar wrote:
Hey assholes 
If this were the NFL message board, Fall Draft section, then my post would be stupid.
But this is a bodybuilding forum, in the section dedicated to “Suppliments and Nutrition.” One of the things we talk about here is how to put things in our bodies that further our health & fitness goals, like vitamine-packed spinach, rather than supply little more than fiber & water, like iceburrg lettuce.
It’s just like if I posted that Surge hit the spot for me after a workout than some frutose corn syrup-based soda pop.
If John Berardi read my original message, he wouldn’t be making fun of it.[/quote]
Hey dude,
I love you.
Today, after my workout, I took the long way to work and got myself a burrito at the Mexican cantina.
It hit the spot better than Surge.
I didn’t get it with guacamole or sour cream, though. I wouldn’t want to get fat, oh no.
I know what he means about that there iceberg lettuce. It’s like when I was a young teen. I used to like to wack off whenever I looked at a good stroke magazine, but thanks to Penthouse forum, I learned to nail chicks, and eventually got married. I stopped reading the stroke magazines, and now I just grab some lube when the urge to jerk off arises.
However last month I was on a businees trip, and I decided to pick up a Penthouse in the hotel store. I discovered I like having sex with my wife way more than jerking off while looking at pictures of hot naked chicks in magazines. The next night I discovered the porn channel in my room, and in my opinion it is also better than the stroke magazines, but still not as good as a real woman like my wife for instance.
I also hear you can find free porn on the internet. I’m going to look into that and see if it is also better than porn mags. I’ll let you know how that goes. I imagine it would be much easier to wipe off the computer screen than to separate the sticky pages. Oh and I almost forgot spinach is awesome.
Boys have a penis… girls have a vagina.
I don’t know what she has…
Spinach and Kale are high in calcium and oxalic acid. If you eat alot of them don’t drink enough water, they will react in your kidneys to form calcium oxalate crystals (kidney stones) and you might spend $1200 at the ER trying to find out if you have appendicitus.
I reallly enjoyed this thread…
At first I wasnt going to read it but then I guess I did and then I was like man…this is funny. I think my favorite part was the one that made me laugh the most all the other ones were pretty good too.
I like iceberg lettuce it has a nice juicy squish crunch thing that spinach just cant compete with.
Last night I looked down at my toes and was like, “yo, it’s time to get the nail clippers”. So I did.
I sat down while I did this.
Then I ate an orange. It was juicy yet not very sweet so I didn’t eat another orange.
Speaking of oranges, I just thought of several girls I have known named after fruit. Peaches was a very nice person but her perfume never smelled like peaches. Why would a person who is named after a fruit get perfume that smells like candy?
Does a girl named Candy get perfume that smells like oranges?
Fat people shouldn’t eat candy because then they get fatter and break chairs.
Chairs were a nice invention. Without them, we would all have to eat off the floor which would be very dirty and dirt would get in the food.
I knew a kid who used to eat dirt…and paste. I always used to think, “gee, paste must really taste good to him” even though it smelled really nasty so I never ate any. I did accidentally eat some paper once.
I was trying to make a spit ball but I never got it to work well and got spit everywhere. The busdriver got mad.
I bet that busdriver had high blood pressure because she was always yelling. Yelling can make you lose your voice.
I knew a girl once with a very squeeky voice. She would just keep talking and talking and talking until one day…she lost her voice.
That was the quietest day ever.
Best. Thread. Ever.
My friend asked me if I wanted a frozen banana. I said no, but I want a regular banana later. So yeah…
rip mh
Guess what. I found some internet orn last night. It was awesome. There was this really hot chick, and I tried to give her a earl necklace, but I missed and got some on the keyboard. Now one of the keys is messed u and I can?t use it now to tell you which one. What a redicament I?m in now. It?s the one above the key with the : and ; on it though. Back to the salad thing that one with the iceburg lettuce and carrots and tomatoes. It sounds like it wouldn?t taste all that bad. Maybe next time ask you wife if she would toss your salad. You might enjoy it more.
[quote]8thMan wrote:
Guess what. I found some internet orn last night. It was awesome. There was this really hot chick, and I tried to give her a earl necklace, but I missed and got some on the keyboard. Now one of the keys is messed u and I can?t use it now to tell you which one. What a redicament I?m in now. It?s the one above the key with the : and ; on it though. Back to the salad thing that one with the iceburg lettuce and carrots and tomatoes. It sounds like it wouldn?t taste all that bad. Maybe next time ask you wife if she would toss your salad. You might enjoy it more.[/quote]
What the fuck is an “earl necklace”?
That’s trucker porn, man! Back away!
-Nate
I used to spend 2 hours a day lifting bags of those styrofoam packing peanuts, but I wasn’t getting any bigger, so I switched to iron plates attached to a bar.
Add bell peppers for the squish crunch. Iceberg salads are like bottled water for post-workout. It’s not bad, but there’s not enough good.
[quote]dancar wrote:
I used to spend 2 hours a day lifting bags of those styrofoam packing peanuts, but I wasn’t getting any bigger, so I switched to iron plates attached to a bar. [/quote]
Hey no fair playing along.
[quote]FightinIrish26 wrote:
This one time, we drank sooooo much beer.
The end.[/quote]
HAHA!
LMAO
[quote]PGA200X wrote:
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Your pictures are so random…
I love it!