[quote]on edge wrote:
I was one time. For Halloween in college, I went as a French Maid. Fancy wig, full on makeup, black fishnets, high heels. It was pretty weird because it quickly becames clear that guys are freaks. Out of the corner on my eye I’d see guys peaking around corners at me and shit like that. There is a percent of guys who are pathetically desperate. I honestly don’t know how girls can respect guys.[/quote]
Thank you.
[quote]pushmepullme wrote:
elano wrote:
This thread is turning epic!!!
I would secretly stick a hot dog in my vag and then watch some guy eat it. “How does it taste huh?”
Yea. Don’t eat anything I make.
Maybe that’s what I’ll do for HeadHunter’s Thanksgiving Misogyny thread…[/quote]
LOL tell him you want to fix him a thanksgiving turkey!
[quote]tootles27 wrote:
on edge wrote:
I honestly don’t know how girls can respect guys.
Thank you.[/quote]
Have you seen that Dave Chapelle episode where he makes fun of “What Women Want”, except he has a girl who is stuck in an elevator and can “hear” what guys are thinking?
[quote]LSUPOWERDC wrote:
Christine wrote:
pushmepullme wrote:
If I were a guy for a day, I would pee everywhere, and masturbate A LOT.
Yep.
And scratch my balls.
Yep…thats about the size of it![/quote]
I would want to write my name while I pee. I would want to waggle my dick at people and say “suck this” when I get mad.
I would also have to be moody, yell at people, glare at people and say “what? people are idiots.” just for nooooo reason at all.
I would openly stare at women or burp or fart in public
I kinda think I would be a flasher.
hehehe
[quote]OctoberGirl wrote:
I kinda think I would be a flasher.
[/quote]
feel free to do this while still a female 
I wish I was a girl
I wish I was a girl
I wish I was a girl
Why?
I wish I was a girl so I’d see more tits
I wish I could jack by dipping in a pit
I only have a dick that’s quite hairy
My ass is too, that’s kinda scary
I wish I was a girl
I wish I was a girl
I don’t care about the blood; I don’t care about the pain
'Cause being a girl’s the only thing that’s on my brain
Being a guy can be really boring
And cross-dressing just isn’t my thing
I wish I was a girl
Some people think I might be gay
But I don�t swing the other way
I just wanna be a girl so damn much
To feel my clit as it gets
But if I was a girl I couldn’t drive no more
'Cause I couldn’t tell the difference between the clutch and the door
I’d get mood swings and I’d have to shave my pits
But I wouldn’t really care 'cause I would have massive tits
I think I would star in lez porn. Just for the experience and the video to keep as a reminder.
[quote]pushmepullme wrote:
If I were a guy for a day, I would … masturbate A LOT.[/quote]
And you cant do this part of it as a girl WHY? 
or is it just the curiosity aspect of it, the same way we’d all play with ourselves if we somehow woke up a chick?
[quote]KBCThird wrote:
pushmepullme wrote:
If I were a guy for a day, I would … masturbate A LOT.
And you cant do this part of it as a girl WHY?
or is it just the curiosity aspect of it, the same way we’d all play with ourselves if we somehow woke up a chick?[/quote]
I always wonder what it feels like for the guy to have sex or to masturbate. I think sex feels better for a guy than it does for a girl.
[quote]jchenky wrote:
KBCThird wrote:
pushmepullme wrote:
If I were a guy for a day, I would … masturbate A LOT.
And you cant do this part of it as a girl WHY?
or is it just the curiosity aspect of it, the same way we’d all play with ourselves if we somehow woke up a chick?
I always wonder what it feels like for the guy to have sex or to masturbate. I think sex feels better for a guy than it does for a girl.
[/quote]
Yep, what Jchenky said. How cool is it, to have this flaccid little sad thing get all big and hard when you touch it - or even if you aren’t touching it? We don’t have anything that compares.
[quote]jchenky wrote:
KBCThird wrote:
pushmepullme wrote:
If I were a guy for a day, I would … masturbate A LOT.
And you cant do this part of it as a girl WHY?
or is it just the curiosity aspect of it, the same way we’d all play with ourselves if we somehow woke up a chick?
I always wonder what it feels like for the guy to have sex or to masturbate. I think sex feels better for a guy than it does for a girl.
[/quote]
We could ask this guy
[quote]pushmepullme wrote:
jchenky wrote:
KBCThird wrote:
pushmepullme wrote:
If I were a guy for a day, I would … masturbate A LOT.
And you cant do this part of it as a girl WHY?
or is it just the curiosity aspect of it, the same way we’d all play with ourselves if we somehow woke up a chick?
I always wonder what it feels like for the guy to have sex or to masturbate. I think sex feels better for a guy than it does for a girl.
Yep, what Jchenky said. How cool is it, to have this flaccid little sad thing get all big and hard when you touch it - or even if you aren’t touching it? We don’t have anything that compares.[/quote]
Hey pushmepullme, Do you know what the best thing is that comes out of a penis?
The wrinkles
i would listen to No Doubt and not feel weird about it.
[quote]Subliminal-Steve wrote:
OctoberGirl wrote:
I kinda think I would be a flasher.
feel free to do this while still a female :)[/quote]
Hell, I second that motion. 
[quote]LiveFromThe781 wrote:
i would listen to No Doubt and not feel weird about it.[/quote]
wait what? Should I feel weird that I like No Doubt?
[quote]Subliminal-Steve wrote:
LiveFromThe781 wrote:
i would listen to No Doubt and not feel weird about it.
wait what? Should I feel weird that I like No Doubt?[/quote]
It depends on the song
[quote]Stength4life wrote:
Subliminal-Steve wrote:
LiveFromThe781 wrote:
i would listen to No Doubt and not feel weird about it.
wait what? Should I feel weird that I like No Doubt?
It depends on the song[/quote]
“I’m just a girl”?
[quote]dk44 wrote:
If I could be a girl for a day, I would wash dishes like I’m supposed to. [/quote]
lol
[quote]dk44 wrote:
If I could be a girl for a day, I would wash dishes like I’m supposed to. [/quote]
FTW
Nuff said.