Oh, and I know its been said, but I’m pretty sure I would jam anything and everything into me and take some pictures. Of course, I would be way hot though.
I would talk to all the girls I know about how hot and largely-endowed the man-me is, so the next day they would all want to fuck me.
Double Agent, mohfuckas.
[quote]on edge wrote:
I was one time. For Halloween in college, I went as a French Maid. Fancy wig, full on makeup, black fishnets, high heels. It was pretty weird because it quickly becames clear that guys are freaks. Out of the corner on my eye I’d see guys peaking around corners at me and shit like that. There is a percent of guys who are pathetically desperate. I honestly don’t know how girls can respect guys.[/quote]
You’ve never been checked out by girls? Fuck, they’re even more obvious and creepy sometimes, because they think they can get away with it.
Not to mention their pick-up lines are excruciatingly lame. If I tried to pull that shit I’d get laughed outta the whorehouse.
[quote]DoubleDuce wrote:
Stength4life wrote:
Subliminal-Steve wrote:
LiveFromThe781 wrote:
i would listen to No Doubt and not feel weird about it.
wait what? Should I feel weird that I like No Doubt?
It depends on the song
“I’m just a girl”?[/quote]
Haha Seriously?
[quote]Stength4life wrote:
DoubleDuce wrote:
Stength4life wrote:
Subliminal-Steve wrote:
LiveFromThe781 wrote:
i would listen to No Doubt and not feel weird about it.
wait what? Should I feel weird that I like No Doubt?
It depends on the song
“I’m just a girl”?
Haha Seriously? [/quote]
Tragic Kingdom was tha shit. I dunno about all the hey baby banana stuff tho.
[quote]Vicomte wrote:
Not to mention their pick-up lines are excruciatingly lame. If I tried to pull that shit I’d get laughed outta the whorehouse.[/quote]
You’re using lines to pull chicks in a whorehouse?
Please tell me those lines were snorted, not spoken.
[quote]Otep wrote:
Vicomte wrote:
Not to mention their pick-up lines are excruciatingly lame. If I tried to pull that shit I’d get laughed outta the whorehouse.
You’re using lines to pull chicks in a whorehouse?
Please tell me those lines were snorted, not spoken.[/quote]
LOL
[quote]Otep wrote:
Vicomte wrote:
Not to mention their pick-up lines are excruciatingly lame. If I tried to pull that shit I’d get laughed outta the whorehouse.
You’re using lines to pull chicks in a whorehouse?
Please tell me those lines were snorted, not spoken.[/quote]
Whorehouse, High School, same thing.
[quote]Vicomte wrote:
Otep wrote:
Vicomte wrote:
Not to mention their pick-up lines are excruciatingly lame. If I tried to pull that shit I’d get laughed outta the whorehouse.
You’re using lines to pull chicks in a whorehouse?
Please tell me those lines were snorted, not spoken.
Whorehouse, High School, same thing.[/quote]
I can still pass for 17, where is your school at?
[quote]DoubleDuce wrote:
Stength4life wrote:
Subliminal-Steve wrote:
LiveFromThe781 wrote:
i would listen to No Doubt and not feel weird about it.
wait what? Should I feel weird that I like No Doubt?
It depends on the song
“I’m just a girl”?[/quote]
pretty much
[quote]LiveFromThe781 wrote:
DoubleDuce wrote:
Stength4life wrote:
Subliminal-Steve wrote:
LiveFromThe781 wrote:
i would listen to No Doubt and not feel weird about it.
wait what? Should I feel weird that I like No Doubt?
It depends on the song
“I’m just a girl”?
pretty much[/quote]
HAHA clever
[quote]jchenky wrote:
KBCThird wrote:
pushmepullme wrote:
If I were a guy for a day, I would … masturbate A LOT.
And you cant do this part of it as a girl WHY? 
or is it just the curiosity aspect of it, the same way we’d all play with ourselves if we somehow woke up a chick?
I always wonder what it feels like for the guy to have sex or to masturbate. I think sex feels better for a guy than it does for a girl.
[/quote]
I read an article a while ago that said girls orgasm differently then guys (electrical waves in your brain) that a guy wouldn’t be able to handle and would die from brain damage. I think girls probably get more pleasure out of sex (when the guy doesnt suck)and you can also have multiple orgasms…and you never have to beg for sex like a dog! lol
my plan would be to hand out my number to every girl I meet and tell them im a sex god who loves romantic movies and walks on the beach mwhaha
[quote]Vicomte wrote:
on edge wrote:
I was one time. For Halloween in college, I went as a French Maid. Fancy wig, full on makeup, black fishnets, high heels. It was pretty weird because it quickly becames clear that guys are freaks. Out of the corner on my eye I’d see guys peaking around corners at me and shit like that. There is a percent of guys who are pathetically desperate. I honestly don’t know how girls can respect guys.
You’ve never been checked out by girls? Fuck, they’re even more obvious and creepy sometimes, because they think they can get away with it.
Not to mention their pick-up lines are excruciatingly lame. If I tried to pull that shit I’d get laughed outta the whorehouse.[/quote]
it sounds kind of gay but I agree it is weird to be checked out by girls… I remember one girl who said right to my face “you have a really nice ass” and she was very serious, I was kind of creeped out haha. I never say that kind of stuff to girls (I think it to myself)
[quote]Brant_Drake wrote:
pushmepullme wrote:
If I were a guy for a day, I would pee everywhere, and masturbate A LOT.
You could learn how to make cool shapes with your junk. Like the chicken wing, the cat brains, the hairy piece of bubble gum, the fruit basket, the one-eyed cycloptic bulldog, the butter churn, the dinosaur egg, the wristwatch. . . just to name a few.[/quote]
you forgot the goat…
[quote]Petermus wrote:
Vicomte wrote:
on edge wrote:
I was one time. For Halloween in college, I went as a French Maid. Fancy wig, full on makeup, black fishnets, high heels. It was pretty weird because it quickly becames clear that guys are freaks. Out of the corner on my eye I’d see guys peaking around corners at me and shit like that. There is a percent of guys who are pathetically desperate. I honestly don’t know how girls can respect guys.
You’ve never been checked out by girls? Fuck, they’re even more obvious and creepy sometimes, because they think they can get away with it.
Not to mention their pick-up lines are excruciatingly lame. If I tried to pull that shit I’d get laughed outta the whorehouse.
it sounds kind of gay but I agree it is weird to be checked out by girls… I remember one girl who said right to my face “you have a really nice ass” and she was very serious, I was kind of creeped out haha. I never say that kind of stuff to girls (I think it to myself)
[/quote]
Think of what would happen if you walked up to a girl you didn’t know and said that. Even if you were attractive she would be weirded out. Most guys wouldn’t even think of it, but girls do it all the time.
I feel so violated.
Somebody say something gay they would do.
[quote]elano wrote:
Somebody say something gay they would do.[/quote]
I would ask that very same question in a public forum. To feel good about wanting guys to have sex with me. Homo… NTTAWWT
I would suck wieners in the truck stop restroom all night!!! I would swallow nut for smack and give rimjobs for coke. No homo
[quote]elano wrote:
I would suck wieners in the truck stop restroom all night!!! I would swallow nut for smack and give rimjobs for coke. No homo[/quote]
You know, e, you don’t have to be a girl for a day to fulfill your dreams.
Godspeed.
[quote]Vicomte wrote:
elano wrote:
I would suck wieners in the truck stop restroom all night!!! I would swallow nut for smack and give rimjobs for coke. No homo
You know, e, you don’t have to be a girl for a day to fulfill your dreams.
Godspeed.[/quote]
Yeah, but then how the hell would it be no homo?