Just my luck, on the particular day I get to be a girl, I’d probably be on the worst day of my period.
If you get to be a girl does that mean you would understand them? And would you remember when you changed back?
I think the rest of the girls would kill you to keep the secrets hidden.
[quote]Iron Dwarf wrote:
Just my luck, on the particular day I get to be a girl, I’d probably be on the worst day of my period.[/quote]
That means you’d get to throw tampons at uncooperative men.
[quote]Christine wrote:
pushmepullme wrote:
If I were a guy for a day, I would pee everywhere, and masturbate A LOT.
Yep.
And scratch my balls.[/quote]
Q. You know why women rub their eyes in the morning?
A. Because they don’t have balls to scratch!
You could learn how to make cool shapes with your junk. Like the chicken wing, the cat brains, the hairy piece of bubble gum, the fruit basket, the one-eyed cycloptic bulldog, the butter churn, the dinosaur egg, the wristwatch. . . just to name a few.
[quote]malonetd wrote:
If I was a girl for a day, I would shove everything I could find right up in me. Remote controls, spatulas, surge protectors. Anything and everything.[/quote]
Sounds like you’d be a freak…
If I were a chick for a day I’d speed, get pulled over, cry, get away with it, go to a bar, show cleavage, get drunk for free.
Then find hot chicks, and find out all their insecurities so when i saw them the next day as a guy i could totally get in their pants.
i’d be doing it with so many chicks, like whoa.
it would all be on the internetz and i’d make hundreds of dollars, shit would be sweet!
What is this exactly, Hermaphrodites Gone Wild?
[quote]dk44 wrote:
If I could be a girl for a day, I would wash dishes like I’m supposed to. [/quote]
LOL
Best line to start the day with.
[quote]dk44 wrote:
If I could be a girl for a day, I would wash dishes like I’m supposed to. [/quote]
If I could be a man for a day, I’d have my way with you in every freaky way possible, then I’d slap your ass to the kitchen to make me a sammich and send you out for beer while I watch the game in my underwear and scratch my balls.
And I’d pee standing up without getting wet shoes.
Couldn’t.Pay.Me.Enough
Now, off to play with m’balls!
[quote]elano wrote:
Stength4life wrote:
streamline wrote:
Stength4life wrote:
I wish I could be a girl for a day. Just to see what’s up. Ya know what I mean?
So you can get hit on by guys! Get laid! Give a blow job! Get licked! A little anal in there some where! Think I’ll pass thanks anyway!
Watch What women want and then watch tootsie and then watch Mrs Doubtfire and then watch stepmom and then tell me you wouldn’t want to just for one day
Don’t forget big momma’s house and white chicks.[/quote]
And Beaches and Steel Magnolias. This could go on all day.
I wish I could be with a girl for a day…
[quote]dk44 wrote:
If I could be a girl for a day, I would wash dishes like I’m supposed to. [/quote]
You know why base cabinets have those notches at the bottom? So women can get closer to the sink. 
If I was a girl for a day, I’d take all my anger and frustrations out on everyone, and blame it on “hormones”
[quote]malonetd wrote:
If I was a girl for a day, I would shove everything I could find right up in me. Remote controls, spatulas, surge protectors. Anything and everything.[/quote]
x2.
I imagine the novelty wears off pretty fast though.
I would probably also go to a bar and try to get laid, but I’m pretty sure I’d fail, because I’d look ugly as shit as a woman. I’d be all chunky and aggressive and self-concious. As a dude, I can get by with a dirty bulk. As a chick? No.
And I’d be 6’3" (1.9m for you metric fuckers).
[quote]Christine wrote:
pushmepullme wrote:
If I were a guy for a day, I would pee everywhere, and masturbate A LOT.
Yep.
And scratch my balls.[/quote]
Yep…thats about the size of it!
This thread is turning epic!!!
I would secretly stick a hot dog in my vag and then watch some guy eat it. “How does it taste huh?”
Yea. Don’t eat anything I make.
I was one time. For Halloween in college, I went as a French Maid. Fancy wig, full on makeup, black fishnets, high heels. It was pretty weird because it quickly becames clear that guys are freaks. Out of the corner on my eye I’d see guys peaking around corners at me and shit like that. There is a percent of guys who are pathetically desperate. I honestly don’t know how girls can respect guys.
[quote]elano wrote:
This thread is turning epic!!!
I would secretly stick a hot dog in my vag and then watch some guy eat it. “How does it taste huh?”
Yea. Don’t eat anything I make.[/quote]
Maybe that’s what I’ll do for HeadHunter’s Thanksgiving Misogyny thread…