I Wish I Could Be a Girl for a Day

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[quote]elano wrote:
If I was a girl for a day, I would make an internet forum telling people what I would do if I was a guy.[/quote]

I surprised laughed so hard i farted

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[quote]Stength4life wrote:
streamline wrote:
Stength4life wrote:
I wish I could be a girl for a day. Just to see what’s up. Ya know what I mean?

So you can get hit on by guys! Get laid! Give a blow job! Get licked! A little anal in there some where! Think I’ll pass thanks anyway!

Watch What women want and then watch tootsie and then watch Mrs Doubtfire and then watch stepmom and then tell me you wouldn’t want to just for one day
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Don’t forget big momma’s house and white chicks.

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[quote]elano wrote:
Stength4life wrote:
streamline wrote:
Stength4life wrote:
I wish I could be a girl for a day. Just to see what’s up. Ya know what I mean?

So you can get hit on by guys! Get laid! Give a blow job! Get licked! A little anal in there some where! Think I’ll pass thanks anyway!

Watch What women want and then watch tootsie and then watch Mrs Doubtfire and then watch stepmom and then tell me you wouldn’t want to just for one day

Don’t forget big momma’s house and white chicks.[/quote]

How could I fORGET??? claaaaasixs

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If I was a girl for a day, I would shove everything I could find right up in me. Remote controls, spatulas, surge protectors. Anything and everything.

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[quote]Stength4life wrote:
I wish I could be a girl for a day. Just to see what’s up. Ya know what I mean?[/quote]

But then you wouldn’t have as much stength :open_mouth:

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Find me some lesbians!

Duh.

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[quote]BroLac wrote:
dk44 wrote:
If I could be a girl for a day, I would wash dishes like I’m supposed to.

LMAO
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x2

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You could just tuck your wiener between your legs…

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I would watch the notebook without falling asleep.

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I would do something like this

smouch.net/lol

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[quote]pushmepullme wrote:
If I were a guy for a day, I would pee everywhere, and masturbate A LOT.[/quote]

You need to be a guy to do these things? Uh oh.

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[quote]pushharder wrote:
Stength4life wrote:
I wish I could be a girl for a day. Just to see what’s up. Ya know what I mean?

I’d do my hair so I’d figger out one of the best kept secrets of all time…why it takes so fuckin long.[/quote]

Or weather it looks better up or down…

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[quote]pushharder wrote:
BlackLabel wrote:
I would do something like this

smouch.net/lol

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LOL I got rick rolled. It sucked ass.

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[quote]BlackLabel wrote:
I would do something like this

smouch.net/lol[/quote]

You’re a bad person.

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[quote]dk44 wrote:
If I could be a girl for a day, I would wash dishes like I’m supposed to. [/quote]

LOL

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[quote]pushmepullme wrote:
If I were a guy for a day, I would pee everywhere, and masturbate A LOT.[/quote]

its people like you that give men a bad name… oh wait, that doesn’t work.

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[quote]dk44 wrote:
If I could be a girl for a day, I would wash dishes like I’m supposed to. [/quote]

LOL! Man, you should have your own show! Fuck Leno and Letterman!!