Yeah, I am pure natty as far as that is concerned.
Oh I’m juicin hard bro. Got them 5mg and 20mg pills in my stack.
Isn’t Bob a lucky boy?
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I mean I don’t like to brag about it, but Bob is literally covered in friction burns.
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Is bob on juice though?
A better question is if there if there is juice on Bob.
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Chick once told me to give her 10 inches and make it hurt.
So I did my usual 3 bumps and showed her my bank statement.
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I wasn’t prepared to read this. I’m not sure if it makes me want to laugh or back away from the computer for the day.
EDIT: Nevermind, misunderstood what you were saying. I’m still going with what the above ^^ though.
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I envy you SkyzykS. Especially if any of your past girlfriends or hookups are in any way close to looking like this ultimate dream girl…
https://images.app.goo.gl/jxjyWwK1BuG3fKq26
You’re a cool guy. And this ain’t the first time you talked about your sexual exploits.
One of my female friends ended up hating me when she realized that the ultimate goal I have in my life is to be the quintessential alpha male with great athletic accomplishments, an elite social status, and a mansion filled with fan-girls. And I just looked at her wondering why she thought it was a bad thing.
At least I’m a spiritual, Christian man, knowing there is a better life after my earthly death. Until then, I’m here to get what I want out of life.
What’s your advice man? Sincerely. I wanna hear your honest advice, whether simple and short or detailed and long. I’m all ears.
Hmmm
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…I was trying to avoid the whole “my dick makes girls gag” thing, but I guess congrats?
It’s not that hard to gag - the average distance to the back of a girls throat is 2-3 inches
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Yeah, dude - If you think living the life of a Christian means banging strange your whole life and living in mansions and then retiring to the afterlife for eternity, then I think you’ve got your religions mixed up.
Edit: or you’re a Megachurch Pastor.
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Really can’t tell if you’re trolling or not now.
Ohhhh… I think I was talking about the wrong opening
Since this thread is already a train wreck, I don’t feel bad for derailing it further:
Can two people have a successful relationship without sex?
There is a guy I like and would like to get into a “relationship”. However, I have no interest in physical contact. For example, If we were to date, I’d spend “dates” watching movies and talking about research/Econ
So far, he’s been a very good friend and is the reason I made it through diff eq, but is obviously not interested. I’m not bothered though. Just wondering
So many comments. Must. Resist. Urge.
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Go ahead- I don’t just come here for training/nutrition knowledge
You are 18 if I remember right. I’ll continue to resist. I’m 28 and that just feels icky
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If he’s been a very good friend, then if you “date” him but don’t have sex with him ever, he’s gonna be a very good friend. Keep him a friend. Unless you know he’s also of the asexual persuasion, then calling him your boyfriend but eternally holding out is going to cause resentment. Sex is quite often an overrated part of a good relationship, but it is a vital part.
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In that case, I’ll just stick with cats 