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It sounds like you know straight away you won’t be able to accept and love your child for what he/ she is and how he/ she feels but instead want to install your moral compass in them .

Maybe ask yourself some stuff like: Would I love my child if it was a girl? Gay? Trans? Ill? Disagreeing with me? Atheist/ different religion than my your own?

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Wow, I missed some of these car crashy posts. It was a happier time.

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Well done.

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You’ll need to up your game now to avoid being supplanted by clever youngsters :stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes:

Cleaver?? :grimacing:

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I rarely question when young folk say things. Cleaver probably means something new.

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Cutting edge

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Exactly what I thought it could mean.

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That is not the way of Yujiro Hanma. And Yujiro is basically the Napoleon of the Anime universe. I want to be the same way as he is as a father.

I’m 98% sure you are a troll. Bordering on 99%.

Troll performance 3/10. We’ve had better.

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You are picking terrible role models.

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He would have been better off picking Stalin

Idk dude. I thought this was Atleast a 5/10. Very entertaining.

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I think our standards have dropped since the really good ones got banned :joy:
The problem with this one is that he’s proven that he’s not a troll on another thread- not pure enough to be optimally entertaining

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Didn’t know that. I rarely wander into these parts of the forum anymore

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Bro please, I’m not a troll. This is all sincere.

He started a thread about squatting, then proved that he could squat very well

I’m not big myself, but I’m honestly not that insecure about it because apparently, my “small” penis was enough to make my first woman gag during oral.

I was only insecure about it at a time when my boy friends from back in middle school actually cared. And who the hell evaluates the penis of another boy anyway? My classmates were weird…

So is this the thread now where we compare penis PRs? Because I am good for at least 12 reps.

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I’m probably good for 11 or so with cialis.

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